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Corduroy Orbison

@underscore-proto.bsky.social
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Dilettante, here to escape K-Mart Goebbels and talk primarily about sports.

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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Come on, Raffi.
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
/listening to the conversation today about Vlad on JTP
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A photo of Donald Trump where what appears to be some kind of mechanical brace can be seen through his pant suit leg.
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Garfield
Garfield
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
A sick ass cartoon skeleton pointing two guns at you, wearing bandoliers and gnarly chains with the caption "sounds stupid as hell bitch" under it. In this context Adam Schiff is the bitch that sounds stupid as hell.
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
A seven-month old grey kitten with siamese features (triangular shaped head, pointy ears) lays on his side in a briwn paper bag, reaching out playfully with one paw grasping the bag handle. He is a very good boy.
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
He is but I'm still glad to have him out of Vancouver.
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Vladimir Guerrero Jr's favourite videogame:
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
It's just a treat to (not) watch Quinn Hughes after the brave political stand he took in response to ICE murdering people in Minnesota
MAGA Hughes in a red hat with a future dangler.
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
People are likely confused because of reporting from the event.
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
And yet
NYT headline that describes JD Vance's one-day meeting as "Marathon Peace Talks"
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Yes, no, and would rather die (for that inch)
Jack "Cap" Roonie, Willie Beamen, and Tony D'Amato from Any Given Sunday.
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I think they roll him in an open pit and put up the sign:
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
"Because you are stubborn. And so am I. I will never leave this place. I have left only once in 20 years to go to Giulino, Azzano, to beat the corpse of Mussolini with my own hands."
Mussolini and his friends hanging out together ❤️
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Our tuxedo and our recent addition (this is the first time the older guy let the little guy get close).
A small grey kitten hugs a larger tuxedo cat's neck like he's putting his arm around his shoulder. He is in heaven.
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
He fucking aced it, bro
Alzheimer's clock drawings
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
"Clocks, nobody can even draw them."
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Ok thanks. The ESPN pitch tracker is often dodgy so I couldn't really tell. For reference:
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
"I'm something of an artist myself"
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
But still:
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Toronto Blue Jays just texted me?
Photo of a text from someone. They have sent a photo of themselves from a hospital bed. The text message underneath says, "I lived bitch."
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
David Cross is right about these sickos. Pete Davidson going after they killed his dad in 9/11 should haunt him until his death.
“I mean, how do you even promote that? ‘From the folks that brought you 9/11. Two weeks of laughter in the desert, don’t miss it!’” he said. “I mean, the same guy that’s gonna pay them is the same guy that paid that guy to bone-saw Jamal Khashoggi and put him in a fucking suitcase. But don’t let that stop the yucks, it’s gonna be a good time!”Cross went on to call out specific names from the lineup, including comedy giants Dave Chappelle, Louie CK and Bill Burr.

“Clearly you guys don’t give a shit about what the rest of us think, but how can any of us take any of you seriously ever again?” Cross added. “All of your bitching about ‘cancel culture’ and ‘freedom of speech’ and all that shit? Done. You don’t get to talk about it ever again. By now we’ve all seen the contract you had to sign.”
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Based on the screen capture, it appears the result quoted is the AI overview of a web result. I guess it must different from using the API directly. I get a similar AI overview:
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I just subscribed to Vanity Fair to read this. I hope I am not fired
Faced with the prospect of a Kamala Harris presidency, Kirk told his audience that the threat had to be averted because Harris wanted to “kidnap your child via the trans agenda.” Garden-variety transphobia is sadly unremarkable. But Kirk was a master of folding seemingly discordant bigotries into each other, as when he defined “the American way of life” as marriage, home ownership, and child-rearing free of “the lesbian, gay, transgender garbage in their school,” adding that he did not want kids to “have to hear the Muslim call to prayer five times a day.” The American way of life was “Christendom,” Kirk claimed, and Islam—“the sword the left is using to slit the throat of America”—was antithetical to that.
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
They should have locked him up after this one:
sam altman tweet from July 2023 that reads (insanely):

i was hoping that the oppenheimer movie would inspire a generation of kids to be physicists but it really missed the mark on that. 

let's get that movie made!

 (i think the social network managed to do this for startup founders.)
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
"The cost of electricity has gone up 30% and that won't stand!"
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Don't sleep
Kirsh
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Newsom sucks in many ways but contrast his approach to Hakeem Jeffries. June 1st, but appeared to just be a way to buy himself time.
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Unfortunately, Hakeem kind of forgot about the iron fleet. "Time, place, and manner of our choosing" turned out to be his "in two weeks"
Text from an interview with Dana Bash that Hakeem Jeffries posted to his website on June 1, 2025, apparently without a trace of irony. It reads: "It’s unfortunate that our Republican colleagues continue to be nothing more than rubber stamps for Trump’s reckless and extreme agenda, and the American people, I think, will ultimately reject that next year when we will take back control of the House of Representatives. In the meantime, in terms of how we will respond to what Trump and the administration have endeavored to do, we will make that decision in a time, place and manner of our choosing, but the response will be continuous and it will meet the moment that is required."
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Season 5 of Fargo really nails the childish nature of the modern conservative man.
A quote from Ole Munch in season 5 of Fargo:

"To free himself, the man ate first so others could not. He killed before he was killed. He wanted nothing more, because only kings had the freedom to want. But now everywhere you look, you see kings. Everything they want, they call their own, and if they cannot have it, they say that they are not free. They even pretend their freedom should be free, that it has no cost, but the cost is always death."
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Laura Loomer is pictured (it's actually the Jigsaw puppet from the Saw franchise of films)
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Jesse Plemons' character in Civil War asks "what kind of American are you?" while holding an assault rifle.
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
This is the best part of Bluesky. I'll just never see it. I won't get tempted to unhide the post so I can get pulled in: he's just gone.
Screen capture of JD Vance's profile showing "User Blocked by "MAGA"' due to Bluesky's elite moderating tools.
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Nailed it, Gavin!
Screen capture of Gavin Newsom's podcast from June 6th (three days ago!) when he had nazi supporter Dr. Phil on his podcast.
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
“That itch, that burn, you feel how badly she wants to explode?”
Saw Guererra holds his Rhydo mask, about to take the greatest hit of his life.
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Elon Musk on at least nine different drugs, his pupils a yawning black abyss
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Elon Musk in the white house wearing a black on black MAGA hat. His eyes are as black and wide as an oil spill. He is also sweaty and clearly on a cocktail of drugs.
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
When you see the shiny damp Rebel News MAGA CHUD that asked the question:
Wayne Brady on Chapelle Show parodies a scene from Training Day, saying "Dave, I didn't know that you liked to get wet."

The MAGA CHUD is dripping incel sweat.
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
They're a garbled mess for me on Samsung
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Clinton Eastwood thinking about directing more films and seeing Judge Boasberg get another case:
Vincent Carter "I got one more in me" meme.
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Chuck Schumer stuck in a chair due to not having a spine.Image of a popular drew janda tweet: "The Haters Said I Couldn't Do It. And They Were Correct. Honestly Great Call From the Haters"
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Corduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Image of a famous Drew Janda tweet: "The Haters Said I Couldn't Do It. And They Were Correct. Honestly Great Call From the Haters"
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