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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 19h

Me, Chaos bisexual, watching Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma: I feel so seen! Husband, Goofy personal injury lawyer, watching Coyote vs Acme: I feel so seen!

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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 20h

Hey Chicago friends... this is probably a longshot but I have a friend who found a cat that had just given birth to kittens and he's been able to find homes for the kittens but he's looking for somebody to adopt the mom who is fairly aggressive. If you'd be willing to take on a project hit me up.

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 20h

Happy Anniversary!! It’s not really our anniversary but we drank a bunch of this the first time we hooked up and I got nostalgia when I saw it at the liquor store. Happy 21 8/12 Anniversary!!

My hand holding a tiny bottle of hpnotiq liquor against a white wall

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 21h

Who’s your performance no one else could’ve done?

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 21h

A high school teacher of mine once showed Six Degrees of Separation in class and posited that no one other than Stockard Channing could’ve played that role the way she did. He assigned us an essay about another performance we felt that way about, a performance that only that actor could’ve given

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 22h

NW: Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma I AM SO EXCITED! I’ve been wanting to see this since it was in festivals! Eeeeeeee!!!!

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 22h

Might have gotten a bit excessive at the wine store…

Three bottles of wine on a white kitchen counter with a hexagonal backsplash.

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 23h

I feel like in order to profess to love a film you need to have seen it!

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’m trying so hard to be cool about the weight I’m gaining. I keep telling myself I am in a building phase, my body needs all this food while I’m trying to build muscle. It’s normal to gain in a building phase. But the scale is inching towards 120 and I’m having visceral reaction to that.

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Guy Lodge @guylodge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Something I just realised about this year’s three Best Actor frontrunners:

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It is 2026 and some people still think witchcraft is real. We really need to rebuild the education system from the ground up.

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

New seasonal drink! It is delicious!! (Details in alt)

A large margarita glass with pink delicious! In the background there is a placard with the details: patron reposado, ginger, chile ancho,blackberry, lime, and agave)

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Bake-Off: wtf do these people think cookies are, as compared to biscuits? Why are they so huge? I know we Americans have a reputation for being ravenous and eating huge things, but cookies this size are a novelty lol. This is not a standard US cookie!

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

He got off work early, we did it, and I cried like a lil bitch. Again.

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I haven’t been on Pinterest in forever because it’s so deeply enshitified, but I dropped in to look for some pantry organization tips. It’s so much worse now! It shows you an article on organization, but when you click it you get a fucking chat bot. Almost threw my phone across the fucking room

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

do I hate Harold Bloom? yes. do I think he's an awful snob, and that King has some unacknowledged literary merit? absolutely. does he have a point? yeah, man. he has a point.

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Did it myself this time! I am extremely proud. It only took about 3 hours of failing first lol.

A screenshot from Final Fantasy X acknowledging that I successfully dodged 200 lightning bolts

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My loaf pans and cookie stamps have arrived!! I may have gone a tad overboard… I’ve got a lot of baking to do!

Two loaf pans, one is a honeycomb with bees and the other is a wildflower design

A pan for autumn themed mini cakes and another harvest bounty loaf pan with pumpkins and acorns

Two sets of cookie stamps, one honey bee themed and one with geometric designs. To the side there is another loaf pan to make a braided pattern

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I got this bullshit this morning too. Honestly makes me want to turn emergency alerts off completely.

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This also applies to the Jasons in Dark Matter, Reacher sidekicks, Slow Horses, and real life cats

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

every day it seems like a brand new sentence is written to describe the state of the world

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’m being a very good wife and watching this painful Astros game with my husband. I should not have to be exposed to these excruciating ball-shaver ads every single break. It is simply rude.

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frankenstein fucks car @hulkfuckscar.top · 30/09/2026

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I took a little over a week off working out cause of the funeral and related life things. Got back in there yesterday and today. Fuck I’m sore. My fucking calves and lower abs are very angry with me!

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

SLOW HORSES!!!! Too soon to say why I’m happy but I’m so happy! I love this fucking show so much!

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Gemini: Stop wasting precious time and energy hating yourself. Let others do it for you.

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Dr. Emily Friedman @ecfriedman.com · 29/09/2026

Oh my GOD this is a love letter to my hometown. (Real H-Town Kids know)

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Black Lodge Cult @blacklodgecult.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

TWIN PEAKS. The Return, Part 8 (2017)

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Not only a recession indicator — my oncologist would be apoplectic. That’s an excellent way to get colon cancer.

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Loving Youth on HBO. I watch everything Sharon Horgan touches because she’s brilliant. This one is no exception.

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French New Wave Memes @fnwave.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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'A Woman Is a Woman (Une femme est une femme)' (1961)
dir: Jean Luc Godard

Anna Karina saying
I can be a real devil because I am gorgeous

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

How are there so few places you can touch towels before you buy? I’ve been in the market for towels for over a year and I don’t want to buy if I can’t touch them first. I need floofy towels in bright colors! I miss Bed Bath and Beyond.

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This season of Reacher is after me personally. They’ve got an adorable cat, the nerd from Alias, and Buffy’s most boring boyfriend. Emi catnip over here.

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Lol the Houston Food Bank called us to thank us for donating so frequently. I’m flattered of course, but it’s food. I love food! I want everyone to have and love food! Of course it’s where we send all our extra dollars!

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Rewatching At World’s End while I tend my chili and you know what? I think I could do it. 12 bars, 12 pints. I’d need to eat, but I could do it and not die. I would prefer we start around lunch time though.

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My chili is simmering happily, but despite having washed my hands multiple times since I cut up all the peppers, my fingers are still very spicy! I touched my nose oh no

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Neither of my cats are very into treats. I’ve given them all kinds and they’ve always been indifferent — until now. We got them the squeezy tube guys and they have lost their minds! Big fans of squeezy tube tuna goo!

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It begins! My chili, which contains 8 types of chiles, takes all day and will make steam come out of your ears. It’s gonna be fucking good y’all

A Dutch oven with pepper bacon, onions, poblanos, jalapenos, and serranos sizzling away

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just ordered so many cookie presses and loaf pans for my baking journey. Husband’s coworkers are about to gain so much weight.

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I gotta say, after watching a fair amount of very good tv (the Netflix 100 Years of Solitude adaptation) a second screen show built on tropes where you can guess exactly what’s going to happen if you’ve ever seen a single tv show is kind of a nice break

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Guys, Reacher has a harpoon. This show is alright

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Yeah. A lot of those plans are catastrophic plans with insane deductibles. I had one for a few years in case I got in a car wreck or something. I was lucky enough not use it for that, and too poor to use it for regular healthcare. That’s how catastrophic plans work, dummy AG.

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Have I talked about this woman’s horrific Boston accent on Reacher S3 yet? Cause it is a doozy!

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I got a couple packs of those OXO containers and a label maker the other week. Nothing in the pantry is exempt!

4 clear containers with white pop up lids. They are labeled by contents, all dried chiles. There are two small containers of chile de arbol, a medium container of chile ancho, and a large container of chile guajillo

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Fueling up for HEB and the chili shopping. Can’t shop hungry!

A plate of 8 individually dressed beef fajita nachos with a pile of fixings in the center (pickled jalapeños, pico de gallo, guacamole, and sour cream)

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I think I’m making chili this weekend. Good chili. My chili. But maybe I’ll throw in some beans this time. It calls to me.

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Emi the Sweary Cook🌵 @undercoveremi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I was so busy shopping for seasonal loaf pans and cookie stamps tonight I forgot new Bake Off was on. I have out Emi’ed myself.

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