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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

It makes my Louisiana heart sad when my phone tries to correct crawfish to 'crayfish'

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

The rage i experience when someone does this to community food in the breakroom. I don't want the food you finger fucked. Thanks a million

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

If you have to deal with the general public today, shout out to ya. That full moon is moonin'

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

You know what series dvds never did during a rewatch? Inexplicably jump 20 minutes into the next episode after the previous one ends

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

In the American south, old men love to wear fishing shirts like formal button downs and I just think that's fucking horrendous

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Red delicious apples are so mealy and overrated

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Whenever I see something that seems cool online but it turns out to be Al, I'm always disappointed. It's never, "wow. Someone must have really put in a good prompt for this one!"

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

At a sporting event- Please rise for The Anthem:

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

NASA when they fire an astronaut

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I hyperfixated a while back and bought the first 9 Final Fantasy games. I've never beat one before and don't know where to start 🫤

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

This actress was in something before and I simply cannot enjoy the movie until I find out what it was

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Each day I look at the news and share the same expression I have when someone microwaves fish in the break room

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I stepped in gum so my day is ruined

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Hiding out in the work bathroom 👌

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Don't have to worry about spoilers with me. It takes me a minimum of 6-12 calendar months to get around to anything trendy

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

When I was in my 20s, I walked into CVS with the worst hangover of my life and had like 5 jugs of pedialyte under my arms. The cashier looked at me and said "aww! How old is the baby?" I replied "25"

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Waited all day to smoke but work kicked my ass so hard, I'm just staring at the blank TV screen like

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Somebody came into work today that looked EXACTLY like Captain Kangaroo, but nobody got my reference 😭

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Might fuck around and get a chili's triple dipper tonight. Who knows? The world is my oyster

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

"Were you better off now than you were 4 years ago?"

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Why my uber driver live streaming?

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

I haven't come across sour punch straws in a while

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Getting stoned and watching mobile game ads for a little bit too long

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Great idea for a cozy farming simulator: Star-Valley Island! With cute pixel graphics, romance-able NPCs,and a laid back atmosphere. I am very creative and im sure this will corner the market on farming sims

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Anybody have any tips on how to dissociate through an entire 9 hour shift?

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

The guy at qwik trip when I say hello:

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

This reddit post is just rocking my world right now

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Very jealous of those that can just have no thoughts or internal monologue. That must be nice and quiet

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Making my way through Kingdom Hearts for the first time. Fun games. A lot more exposition than I was anticipating

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sora from kingdom hearts is holding a sword

ALT: sora from kingdom hearts is holding a sword

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Hey i haven't been active in nearly a year. 2025 has been pretty rough! Looking to reconnect with some people and make some new friends, so here's a tiny #promosky Things I love: Video games of all kinds, especially collecting Vinyl records Shitposts Things I hate: Maga AI Stepping in gum

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Avengers assemble. (Now I gotta focus on cable management lol)

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

OK also I know I just snuck in with my first post in months. 2025 has been a doozy

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. Looks like a hydrant day lol

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

If the bathroom door is locked, don't forget to shake and rattle the door super aggressively as to terrify the occupant and fill them with dread

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Wife and I said screw Louisiana and moved here.

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

I'm grown enough to admit when I'm wrong. Balatro is fantastic. I'll probably pick it up in between playing Avowed. That game has my heart right now

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