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Russellsprouts

@uncorrectly.bsky.social

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Probably catastrophizing about something incredibly minor. Retro gamer. Vinyl nerd. Bad at guitar. I scroll the discover tab

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Always with the great taste of music, Mr. President

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Those ladybugs can finally rest 🐞 🥲

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Kal-El, no.

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Real ones know

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

QTP with a game that made you a gamer in your childhood! #deepcut #fattybear

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Fatty Bear Hula Hooping

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Awww you got satin??

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Dancing Santa Claus

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

It makes my Louisiana heart sad when my phone tries to correct crawfish to 'crayfish'

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

The rage i experience when someone does this to community food in the breakroom. I don't want the food you finger fucked. Thanks a million

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

The only thing I know about this skidmark is that he farted in second grade and sister Mary gave him a whoopin'

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

RFK to lower the smoking age to 15

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Have you noticed that every bag of peanut m&ms has 1 that doesn't have a peanut in it? I don't think I'm crazy

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

+1 for respectmaxxing

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Night Moves Fire Down Below Her Strut Ramblin Gamblin Man

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

"We're going to make America affordable again day 1"

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I guess the whoopin didnt help

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

They really stepped up their game after pt. 05

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

If you have to deal with the general public today, shout out to ya. That full moon is moonin'

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Guys please, he's politically homeless

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Someone brought chocolate chip cookies to work but they all turned out to be oatmeal raisin.

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a jar of strawberry jam sits on a shelf

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

You know what series dvds never did during a rewatch? Inexplicably jump 20 minutes into the next episode after the previous one ends

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I have been stunned at all of the wispy-eyed posts I've seen about him

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

When you need to leave the lake and go directly to mawmaw's eulogy

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

In the American south, old men love to wear fishing shirts like formal button downs and I just think that's fucking horrendous

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Red delicious apples are so mealy and overrated

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

The lights are on but nobody seems to be home

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Republicans can't think

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Hey dipshit Donnie, there are more people angry about a pedophile running the country. When does he get fired?

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Whenever I see something that seems cool online but it turns out to be Al, I'm always disappointed. It's never, "wow. Someone must have really put in a good prompt for this one!"

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Hey fellow white dudes:

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

At a sporting event- Please rise for The Anthem:

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I have to find a way to shoehorn "bootleg turd" into my lexicon

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

What if I take a screenshot of them to be thrown into the abyss of the camera roll?

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

NASA when they fire an astronaut

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I hyperfixated a while back and bought the first 9 Final Fantasy games. I've never beat one before and don't know where to start 🫤

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I know how this is going to go...

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a group of men are sitting at a table with the words " i plead the fif " written on it

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Most conserverts probably: "I like him! He just tells it like it is!"

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Dressed like post-Recovery Marshall Mathers

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

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a man is speaking into a microphone in front of a crowd and the words one , two , three , four , fif

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Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

This is why we NEED the ballroom /s

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

This actress was in something before and I simply cannot enjoy the movie until I find out what it was

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Me at ikea

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Ernest Scared Stupid

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Each day I look at the news and share the same expression I have when someone microwaves fish in the break room

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Not to overreact

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I stepped in gum so my day is ruined

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Hiding out in the work bathroom 👌

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

This reads like how the president tweets

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Maybe they didn't hear you. You should repeat it. That's a banger

Russellsprouts @uncorrectly.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Remember when Trump said Ted Cruz' wife looks like a dog? Rafael proceeds to dedicate the next 10 years of his life on his knees for the man. Embarrassing.