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Uncle Weird Face

@uncleweirdface.bsky.social
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Aka Cattman. I'm just a guy. I'm here for when I get banned from Meta for calling out Nazis.

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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You can tell that AI was designed by men because I keep having to teach it what consent means over and over and over and over...
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I think Jennifer Coolidge might be the most effortlessly funny person alive.
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Definitely not a bad idea. Totally not the beginning of The Matrix. NUS Launches World's First Biological Server Rack ground.news/article/nus-...
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NUS Launches World's First Biological Server Rack
Singapore's National University of Singapore (NUS) has launched what it describes as the world's first independently operated biologically integrated server rack, housing 20 CL1 biological computing u...
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The Internet was a mistake. It was supposed to make us all smarter and better. Instead it just lets stupid people validate their own dumbass beliefs.
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Just a gentle reminder that if you work in private equity, please take all of your money and go fück yourself with it. I hope your socks are permanently wet and all your coffee containers leak in an unfixable way.
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Arizona heat will kill you. Florida heat will make you beg for death. In case anyone was wondering.
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Just a shout out to the grocery gods who delivered two free bags of truly excellent snacks to my doorstep. To the person who missed these groceries: know that they've gone to a good home and I hope this didn't spoil your day. May you receive a mistaken bag in kind.
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
There's nothing like waking up to a tick buried scutum deep into your liver.
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Saying "300 years of collective experience" when talking about a team or companies' experience is the dumbest most disingenuous way to describe experience.
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It's going to get a whole lot worse before it gets worse.
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Dear #filmmakers : Most kids are not stupid; they are just inexperienced. Please stop making them so very stupid.
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Movie recommendations: Theaters: Hokum Streaming: Magpie I will not be taking questions. #movies
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Is it too late to become a Luddite? Asking for a friend.
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Never put in writing something that you would not want read back to you at a deposition.
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Paramedics, firefighters, and teachers should make more money than cops. I will die on this hill.
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
In a surprise move on Palm Sunday, Pope Leo XIV decrees that sacramental wine shall be replaced with sacramental Malört. #palmsunday
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I'm beginning to think that the only path to true financial security is to start a cult.
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
RIP
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Are randos on the Internet getting more unstable and self-involved or am I just getting old?
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Hey maybe just let people pee and poop in peace without worrying about what's in their pants? Just a thought.
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
If you want to know how resentment can affect a relationship, just play the battle of Scream against Spider-Man in the Spider-Man 2 game. You're literally battling MJ's built up resentment against Peter.
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Ty Young @tyyoung617.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
And yet, it still makes sense.
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Of all the possible movie futures, I am beginning to think that Robocop is the most realistic. And their timeline seems spot on.
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Christmas is Roman propaganda.
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I miss my 1989 #TMNT Pizza Thrower.
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Probably no one will see this and that's fine. But share your favorite idiom. Let's do some multicultural bonding in these troubled times.
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
The taste of Monster energy drinks reminds me that there is no God.
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Political reps keep telling me how important midterms are next year. With the rapidity that this administration is dismantling or democracy, and the inherent slowness of our legal system, I am not sure that we will make it to midterms.
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Quote of the weekend was definitely, "I'm a strong and capable woman... with a chainsaw!!! ::maniacal laughter::"
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Why is it that the people who claim to only want to have "intelligent debates" are THE DUMBEST mf on the planet?
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Melissa @nitenitemelissa.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
What I really want is a gritty, dark, HBO drama about the Garbage Pail Kids.
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I'm a sinner and God is not real.
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Pizza is cake. Discuss.
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Is it just me or does it increasingly seem like we're just using Israel to conduct a proxy war in the Middle East?
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
No wonder CEOs love AI LLMs.... they do nothing but tell you how wonderful and brilliant you are. It's like the perfect little sycophant. It will constantly fawn over you but not plot your downfall or embezzle.
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Doniel Ramclimp #niagarafallswaxmuseum
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗶𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗿 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼, 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀. ✊🏻
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
It is unsurprising that the people who scream so loudly that they believe in the Constitution do not have any idea what it actually says. #dueprocess #ice #la
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Fuck, this is gonna be so much worse than Kent State
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Owen Blacker @owen.blacker.me.uk · 22/05/2025
Microsoft Bans the Word “Palestine” in Internal Emails After days of disruption by pro-Palestine activists at its Build developer conference, No Azure for Apartheid said, Microsoft made it impossible to send emails containing "Palestine" or "Gaza" www.dropsitenews.com/p/microsoft-...
dropsitenews.com
Microsoft Bans the Word “Palestine” in Internal Emails
After days of disruption by pro-Palestine activists at its Build developer conference, No Azure for Apartheid said, Microsoft made it impossible to send emails containing "Palestine" or "Gaza."
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Frank Elavsky (he/him) ⌁ @frank.computer · 22/05/2025
What is "disability washing?" It's when people with disabilities are used to legitimize something, often a brand or a new technology. There's an initiative by Microsoft and some gov group that claims 91% of people with disabilities see Copilot as helpful, right after listing 1.3b people as a stat.
AI Skills 4 Accessibility
Build your AI expertise with a free course created for the disability community. Learn how to use and implement AI tools to boost productivity, streamline tasks, and create impact.

1.3B
people around the world live with a disability

91%
of people with disabilities see Copilot as a helpful assistive technology

87%
of people with disabilities feel more productive at work with Copilot
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
If you support fascists, excuse their behavior, or choose to only pay attention to the good things they do, you are, yourself, a fascist. You are my enemy and I want you defeated and broken. That doesn't mean that I hate you or have hate in my heart.
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Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · 20/05/2025
Palestinian developer disrupts Microsoft keynote: "my people are suffering." Microsoft’s Build developer event has been disrupted by protesters for a second day in a row. Details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/670812/...
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Palestinian developer disrupts Microsoft keynote: ‘my people are suffering’
The day two keynote has been disrupted by a protester
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I refuse to use the term "vibe coding"; it's insulting to my entire profession.
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Microsoft Build keynote - featuring Elon "I'm f*fucking N@zi" Musk
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
So how long do y'all think before habeas corpus is suspended?
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Uncle Weird Face @uncleweirdface.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Do you think Rage Against the Machine was surprised to find out that Rage is, in fact, The Machine?
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