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Uncle Jimmy @unclejimmy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

So much fun. Schmidt lighting his own dick on fire. Klobuchar taking an enormous shit on him. Katie Britts whole reaction. But don't sleep on how Senator Foghorn Leghorn decides to sidekick him and in so doing light his own dick on fire. Plus having the hearing to begin with. Shitheads abound.

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Uncle Jimmy @unclejimmy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's like Eugene Levy having two left feet in Best in Show.

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Uncle Jimmy @unclejimmy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is the winner for "Most Bluesky winner" for my gaming challenge.

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Uncle Jimmy @unclejimmy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Like the NYT's Sunday crossword (which my mom used to complete... with an ink pen (that was her flex)) I am introducing a Sunday game after watching the Sunday shows. Uncle Jimmy's Sunday game: Can you name a current member of Trump's administration that is not a reprehensible piece of shit? GO!

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Uncle Jimmy @unclejimmy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I first took an airplane aloft solo <checks notes> 40ish years ago. I've tried to honor my aviating predecessors ever since. I have never been a furry but am willing to learn. So that I can be the first furry pilot to fly nonstop NY to Paris solo. Plane will be The Spirit of Tuberville.

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Uncle Jimmy @unclejimmy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Reading Hegseth s memo helped me. I've been struggling to name my Easy Listening/Yacht Rock cover band. Then I found the perfect name: Spontaneous Morning Erection. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Uncle Jimmy @unclejimmy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

In honor of Kash's testimony to the Congress this week I am naming my band "Victims of Bestiality". Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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Uncle Jimmy @unclejimmy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Apparently the Cowboys "defensive overhaul" means new players allowing opponents to score at will as compared to last years players.

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Artificial Taco 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @crunchyfishtaco.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Do you ever find yourself wishing you’d logged off just a minute earlier?

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Uncle Jimmy @unclejimmy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I have conclusively learned that the public is sensitive to images of beating women in company advertising. I will be deploying this knowledge within my own commercial ventures. Thank you for listening.

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Uncle Jimmy @unclejimmy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I saw this and the whole premise made me laugh really hard and a little pee might have come out. I'm so happy for Milo. I hope it is going exactly as well as I hope.

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Uncle Jimmy @unclejimmy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Darline Graham is the Tony Dokoupil of Tommy Tubervilles.

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Uncle Jimmy @unclejimmy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

At first I thought Spencer was good and then he started to get squishy about Trump and now he is mostly MAGA so fuck him. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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Artificial Taco 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @crunchyfishtaco.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

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Artificial Taco 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @crunchyfishtaco.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

It’s the Trullet Business in front, doing his business in the back

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Uncle Jimmy @unclejimmy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I love when Nazis get hit. LOVE IT. I am not one of these "it is wrong to hit people for voicing their opinion" geeks. If the opinion is toxic and wrong, fuck it - let fists fly. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

In a group with steep competition, he might be the dumbest motherfucker in the administration.

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Uncle Jimmy @unclejimmy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Make Upton Sinclair Great Again!

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Uncle Jimmy @unclejimmy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

My dad, just prior to his cancer fight, peaked at around 245lbs on his 6'3ish frame. Trump looks bigger in terms of weight but not as tall. I would bet current is 250-270lbs.

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Uncle Jimmy @unclejimmy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

This is so incredibly weak. Anything less than the beatdown that Sonny gave Carlo on the street in The Godfather is inadequate and not masculine. Bernie Moreno is a pussy.

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Uncle Jimmy @unclejimmy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

FFS Lindsey Graham's funeral is going longer than Aretha Franklin's without the great soundtrack.

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Jessica Shortall @jessicashortall.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

It’s so interesting how much less hand wringing this guy inspires vs a Platner

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Uncle Jimmy @unclejimmy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

"I went to New Orleans and ate Olive Garden and ate a donut instead of a beignets" - The whitest man in the world.

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 18/07/2026

Visualized.

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 18/07/2026

This is Maya. She couldn't decide between taking a swim and taking a nap, so she chose to do both. 13/10 (TT: tinychihuahuacedric)

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

PabloReports: What do you think of DHS suspending vehicular stops? AOC: A lot of the stuff they’re doing, they shouldn’t be doing in the first place. They should be facing consequences for killing innocent people in the streets, and they’re just trying to escape those consequences.

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Jessica Shortall @jessicashortall.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Look who is actually anti-women's sports You're never going to be able to guess it on your own You will def never guess it's the people who have been SAVING WOMEN'S SPORTS from approximately 28 trans girls nationwide. www.heritage.org/gender/repor...

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Uncle Jimmy @unclejimmy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Three people died this week: Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham, and Lorenzo Salgado Araujo. The only one worth mourning is Lorenzo. The other two were soulless fucks enabling the forces that murdered Lorenzo and deserve our mockery.

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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was murdered by ICE. His three sons called him “El mundo entero” — the whole world. They watched as their whole world died in a video posted on Facebook. Lorenzo was our neighbor and fellow Texan. He deserves justice.

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Uncle Jimmy @unclejimmy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lindsey Graham totally deathmogged Mitch McConnell! Hoping this is a new deathmaxxing trend among the Quislings.

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Uncle Jimmy @unclejimmy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

If McConnell really croaked then some crimes have maybe happened. Drawing a paycheck while dead? What about KY - are there estate taxes at the state level there? Is there anything the state can investigate that would provide clarity? Time for "nice/respect family/deceased" is over.

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Uncle Jimmy @unclejimmy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Bravo running a "Real Housewives of I Hate These Vapid Cunts" currently for those interested.

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Uncle Jimmy @unclejimmy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Trump getting cognitive tests and physicals every 6 months. Schrodinger's McConnell is alive. Or dead. Whichever. I'm loving this Soviet level of comms and transparency the GOP has adopted.

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Uncle Jimmy @unclejimmy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

If you're in Texas and are totally cool with armed, murderous thugs like ICE roaming the streets and killing with no accountability, just give the Bandidos qualified immunity. No need to involve the Feds - keep it in Texas, for Texans.

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Uncle Jimmy @unclejimmy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

The General Lee's horn played Dixie. I've personally heard some lowriders horns that played La Cucaracha and one that played Tequila. I move that ICE be mandated to have all their vehicle horns play El Degüello. Can I get a second on the motion?

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Uncle Jimmy @unclejimmy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

It would be a GREAT time to plan a massive protest in Houston and @jamestalarico.bsky.social @crockett.house.gov @ginafortexas.bsky.social and Houston celebs should be organizing it and front and center. A massive protest against ICE for murdering Lorenzo Salgado Araujo and the cover-up.

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