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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 1h
making the '80s look like a neon-soaked wonderland instead of everything just being various shades of brown
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Silver Pines is excellent, btw
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Silver Pines | Small Town Survival Horror
Silver Pines is a Survival Horror set in small town America. Fight nightmarish terrors and solve puzzles.
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
also, there is only one true XP, and Windows is its prophet
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Harry Potter: How Dare You Stand Where He Stood?
Alt: Harry Potter: How Dare You Stand Where He Stood?
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
microslop just invented multimedia
Introducing XPThe formation of the XP division formalizes four investment areas:

    XBOX PICTURES: Bringing our worlds and characters to new audiences through film, television, and other forms of linear storytelling.
    XBOX PRODUCTS: Creating products that are authentic to the fandom that allow fans to celebrate and express the franchises they love.
    XBOX PLACES: Bringing communities together through live events, immersive experiences, attractions, broadcasts, and destinations.
    XBOX PARTNERSHIPS: Working with creators, brands, and communities to develop new experiences, sponsorships, and brand partnerships.
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
October is for spooky movies and horror games November is for fantasy movies and rpgs December is for Star Wars i won't be explaining
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
salt must always sit to the left of pepper the correct order is sock-sock, then shoe-shoe while cutting meat with kitchen shears is practical and highly efficient, it must never be done leaving unused time on the microwave is a crime the save icon must be clicked multiple times, just to be sure
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
kinda wild that everything created before November 30, 2022 is now more valuable than anything that has been created since
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
just watched something on Amazon go from deliverable by Friday before i put it in my cart, to Saturday right after i put it in my cart, and then immediately to Sunday when i completed the order it's a christmas present, so i don't really care when it gets here but come on
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what people don't seem to understand about abuses of power is that the powerful see the ability to abuse their power as the true and only purpose of that power, while any acts committed in the preservation and expansion of that power are right and just and required because power is all they value
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hey there, how's it going? quick question: do you feel like feeling old today?
the ages of the main Twin Peaks cast when filming began in 1989
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
there are 48 episodes of Twin Peaks and one movie, so if you start watching two episodes per day on the 7th, you'll finish everything on Halloween but is Twin Peaks a spooky season show? i dunno, i'm not an authority on appropriate series, but it's a comfort show in any season make your own rules
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i dunno, i just kinda feel like establishment democrats could at least try being a little more courageous and a little less “strategic” once in a while strategy is simply a means of burying inaction in overcomplification, then hiding behind big brain excuses sometimes you just gotta be brave, man
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
nothing shines a greater spotlight on ignorance than certainty
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my quest 3 with a halo strap is super comfortable, but wireless streaming from my PC isn't the best, so i had to mod Beat Saber to let me get custom songs in there to play from the headset the frame was supposed to solve all the issues *and* get me out of meta's prison, and it might...just not yet
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i use VR almost exclusively for cardio workouts, and just wanted to get out of meta's ecosystem alas
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
a top strap would help, but valve decided that was optional, then sold out before allowing me the option to buy one i could just wear contacts or get some smaller frames for my glasses, but i need a new prescription - and prescription lenses are sold out, too very expensive paperweight for now
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i wouldn't buy a steam frame if you wear glasses while my glasses barely fit (many people's don't), they get moved on my face inside the frame, and the frame's sweet spot is so tiny, it's impossible to line everything up for a clear image someone should tell VR devs that nerds tend to wear glasses
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Office Space: Milton and His Stapler
Alt: Office Space: Milton and His Stapler
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if you can't do your job without AI, you can't do your job
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this whole thing started with prompting a chatbot to find a gotcha
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Men'S Warehouse - I Guarantee It
Alt: Men'S Warehouse - I Guarantee It
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LLMs aren't even artificial intelligence, so super intelligence is so far off the table, the family dog has already lapped it up and pooped it out back signing a "very powerful" executive order to impotently enforce a nonsense marketing term for a techbro scam is peak idiocy also, AI doesn't exist
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Artificial Intelligence Doesn’t Exist, Actually
Welcome to the web3, crypto, blockchain, nft, metaverse emporium. May I take your order?
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i’ve been taking a break from challenges, but this race came up, and because i’m a sucker for middle earth and since i’ve been training for a marathon anyway, i woke up early and gave it a shot my legs are currently lodging multiple, very strongly-worded letters of complaint with HR but i did it 😊
completion certificate for Race Across Middle Earth Conqueror challengefirst marathon award in Apple fitness26.33 miles in 5:54:49

not the best of times, not the worst of times.*

*dickens was not consulted
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
these are only my nine games for today, because they'll change tomorrow i've played many games over way too many years arthritic pixels
Grim Fandango, TIE Fighter, Quake, Deus Ex, Monkey Island 2, Tribes 2, Ultima 7, Nocturne, Unreal Tournament
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Joey Esposito @joeyesposito.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
terminator reboot but it’s humans going back to 1999 to make sure Y2K happens so the internet dies forever
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
back in 1996, on my way back to university after spending Thanksgiving break at home, i stopped at a Sears in the tiny mall of a random town along the way and irresponsibly spent some of my student loan money on a Nintendo 64 i regret nothing
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Super Mario 64 Title Screen
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
all of my favorite MMO memories are Ultima Online memories, closely followed by Star Wars Galaxies memories
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Ultima Online Retrospective | The Last Hurrah
YouTube video by Majuular
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's nice that valve wouldn't let me buy the ergonomic accessories kit (that's pretty essential) until my steam frame purchase email came through so they'd be sold out of the kits by the time they finally sent the frame email enabling the purchase of out of stock items i can no longer purchase sigh
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"You need to embrace AI or get left behind."
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Tombstone: Well Bye
Alt: Tombstone: Well Bye
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
temu palpatine says what?
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Star Wars: 'I Am The Senate' Iconic Scene
Alt: Star Wars: 'I Am The Senate' Iconic Scene
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Hudson Mohawke - Cbat
YouTube video by PurpleLazerr
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this Breakfast Disc has been scientifically formulated to provide maximum nutrition with minimal calories, providing an excellent source of energy!* *Breakfast Discs contain as much nutrition as legally permitted in a recipe with zero nutritional value; calories are a trade secret† †it’s a cookie
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 18/09/2026
Total unscientific nonsense spread via the media as a means of pretending they are doing some bastardized form of recursive self-improvement. Takes a lot to make me dislike a company more than OpenAI but Dario truly has taken the lead
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Nicolas Cage in Face Off Scene
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
AI videos are elder abuse
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Aging Aging Faster
Alt: Aging Aging Faster
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ultima IV is now slightly older than D-Day was when Ultima IV came out remember to take your pills get more fiber call that retirement community back spend more time with your grandchildren reflect on the ultimate futility of existence question your life choices and i dunno, maybe replay an Ultima
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
lots of think pieces on if/when the AI bubble will pop and how/why AI will fail and, as usual, it's tons of overthinking and overcomplicating and overbibblebabbling about what essentially boils down to the fact that this whole thing - all of it, every last bit - has been a scam we tried to tell you
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
pretty sure recruiters are using agents to find potential candidates who meet some criteria, then pitch them, citing things from the candidate's digital footprint to seem more believable or they're playing with it, using phantom jobs for "research" to see how people respond what a time to be alive
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There’s a 100% Chance AI Agents Are Already Ruining the Internet
“AI agents” now have enough power and permission to be extremely annoying online.
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the pursuit of AI is a far greater threat to humanity's survival than actually achieving it would be
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i'm pretty sure there's an ancient proverb that says something like if a private, for-profit business is truly too big to fail, it's also too important to remain a private, for-profit business
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Buildbackbetter: Business Bailout vs. Future
Alt: Buildbackbetter: Business Bailout vs. Future
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
until an ai company announces that they've quietly moved away from LLMs (and have been secretly working within a revolutionary new paradigm of computing on the level of developing the first transistor), every single claim and hyped up "warning" about AGI and superintelligence is entirely fraudulent
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
just scrolled past one of those random posts we all see sometimes from a father wishing their kid “Happy Birthday to the greatest son a man could ever hope to have!” which is cool and all, but i don’t think i get enough credit for never commenting “you’re not my dad” whenever i see one
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
if AI destroys humanity, it’d be the first time a marketing term ever wiped out a species chatbots are not AI. LLMs understand nothing, perceive nothing, and think nothing your chatbot doesn’t know you. it’s never even understood a single word you’ve said to it unless you speak in tokens, I guess
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Artificial Intelligence Doesn’t Exist, Actually
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i have no respect for media outlets that "report" copaganda by running press releases disguised as news promoting the surveillance state local media absolutely loves doing this. it's quick, easy, requires zero expertise, and provides content that serves power i miss when journalism meant something
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
now what do you think happens after you throw global mass hysteria over LLMs and AI psychosis into the mix
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
capcom's latest games feel like how early-to-mid 2000s game design would have evolved if the Ubisoft blueprint had never been established alternately, you could change would have evolved to should have evolved, and just end the sentence there also, Onimusha is really good and you should play it
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
imagine elected officials basing policy decisions, legal interpretations, etc. on the advice and suggestions of chatbots. what would it look like if a country's grand strategies and applied tactics were decided by LLMs? it'd probably grow increasingly unstable, uncanny, and unpredictable over time
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
seems to me that if you’re concerned about safety, you might wanna consider maybe something like, i dunno, how fucking dangerous it would be for a trans girl to play on a boy’s team, use the boy’s locker room, bunk with boys on away games… especially in a Texas school, with Deep South mentalities
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UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
best I can do is a pen
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Say Anything... I Gave Her My Heart
Alt: Say Anything... I Gave Her My Heart
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