UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026if you can't do your job without AI, you can't do your job 010
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026this whole thing started with prompting a chatbot to find a gotchastatic.klipy.comMen'S Warehouse - I Guarantee ItAlt: Men'S Warehouse - I Guarantee It 100
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026LLMs aren't even artificial intelligence, so super intelligence is so far off the table, the family dog has already lapped it up and pooped it out back signing a "very powerful" executive order to impotently enforce a nonsense marketing term for a techbro scam is peak idiocy also, AI doesn't existcoqdiddles.comArtificial Intelligence Doesn’t Exist, ActuallyWelcome to the web3, crypto, blockchain, nft, metaverse emporium. May I take your order? 064
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i’ve been taking a break from challenges, but this race came up, and because i’m a sucker for middle earth and since i’ve been training for a marathon anyway, i woke up early and gave it a shot my legs are currently lodging multiple, very strongly-worded letters of complaint with HR but i did it 😊 020
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026these are only my nine games for today, because they'll change tomorrow i've played many games over way too many years arthritic pixels 030
Reposted by UncleJeetJoey Esposito @joeyesposito.bsky.social · 24/09/2026terminator reboot but it’s humans going back to 1999 to make sure Y2K happens so the internet dies forever 6447107
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026back in 1996, on my way back to university after spending Thanksgiving break at home, i stopped at a Sears in the tiny mall of a random town along the way and irresponsibly spent some of my student loan money on a Nintendo 64 i regret nothingstatic.klipy.comSuper Mario 64 Title ScreenAlt: Super Mario 64 Title Screen 110
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026all of my favorite MMO memories are Ultima Online memories, closely followed by Star Wars Galaxies memoriesyoutu.beUltima Online Retrospective | The Last HurrahYouTube video by Majuular 000
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026it's nice that valve wouldn't let me buy the ergonomic accessories kit (that's pretty essential) until my steam frame purchase email came through so they'd be sold out of the kits by the time they finally sent the frame email enabling the purchase of out of stock items i can no longer purchase sigh 010
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"You need to embrace AI or get left behind."static.klipy.comTombstone: Well ByeAlt: Tombstone: Well Bye 020
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026temu palpatine says what?static.klipy.comStar Wars: 'I Am The Senate' Iconic SceneAlt: Star Wars: 'I Am The Senate' Iconic Scene 010
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026youtu.beHudson Mohawke - CbatYouTube video by PurpleLazerr 000
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026this Breakfast Disc has been scientifically formulated to provide maximum nutrition with minimal calories, providing an excellent source of energy!* *Breakfast Discs contain as much nutrition as legally permitted in a recipe with zero nutritional value; calories are a trade secret† †it’s a cookie 000
Reposted by UncleJeetEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 18/09/2026Total unscientific nonsense spread via the media as a means of pretending they are doing some bastardized form of recursive self-improvement. Takes a lot to make me dislike a company more than OpenAI but Dario truly has taken the lead 1057281
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ultima IV is now slightly older than D-Day was when Ultima IV came out remember to take your pills get more fiber call that retirement community back spend more time with your grandchildren reflect on the ultimate futility of existence question your life choices and i dunno, maybe replay an Ultima 110
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026lots of think pieces on if/when the AI bubble will pop and how/why AI will fail and, as usual, it's tons of overthinking and overcomplicating and overbibblebabbling about what essentially boils down to the fact that this whole thing - all of it, every last bit - has been a scam we tried to tell you 000
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026pretty sure recruiters are using agents to find potential candidates who meet some criteria, then pitch them, citing things from the candidate's digital footprint to seem more believable or they're playing with it, using phantom jobs for "research" to see how people respond what a time to be alive404media.coThere’s a 100% Chance AI Agents Are Already Ruining the Internet“AI agents” now have enough power and permission to be extremely annoying online. 000
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026the pursuit of AI is a far greater threat to humanity's survival than actually achieving it would be 010
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i'm pretty sure there's an ancient proverb that says something like if a private, for-profit business is truly too big to fail, it's also too important to remain a private, for-profit businessstatic.klipy.comBuildbackbetter: Business Bailout vs. FutureAlt: Buildbackbetter: Business Bailout vs. Future 020
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026until an ai company announces that they've quietly moved away from LLMs (and have been secretly working within a revolutionary new paradigm of computing on the level of developing the first transistor), every single claim and hyped up "warning" about AGI and superintelligence is entirely fraudulent 071
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026just scrolled past one of those random posts we all see sometimes from a father wishing their kid “Happy Birthday to the greatest son a man could ever hope to have!” which is cool and all, but i don’t think i get enough credit for never commenting “you’re not my dad” whenever i see one 010
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026if AI destroys humanity, it’d be the first time a marketing term ever wiped out a species chatbots are not AI. LLMs understand nothing, perceive nothing, and think nothing your chatbot doesn’t know you. it’s never even understood a single word you’ve said to it unless you speak in tokens, I guesscoqdiddles.comArtificial Intelligence Doesn’t Exist, ActuallyWelcome to the web3, crypto, blockchain, nft, metaverse emporium. May I take your order? 000
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i have no respect for media outlets that "report" copaganda by running press releases disguised as news promoting the surveillance state local media absolutely loves doing this. it's quick, easy, requires zero expertise, and provides content that serves power i miss when journalism meant something 001
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026now what do you think happens after you throw global mass hysteria over LLMs and AI psychosis into the mix 000
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026capcom's latest games feel like how early-to-mid 2000s game design would have evolved if the Ubisoft blueprint had never been established alternately, you could change would have evolved to should have evolved, and just end the sentence there also, Onimusha is really good and you should play it 100
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026imagine elected officials basing policy decisions, legal interpretations, etc. on the advice and suggestions of chatbots. what would it look like if a country's grand strategies and applied tactics were decided by LLMs? it'd probably grow increasingly unstable, uncanny, and unpredictable over time 000
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026seems to me that if you’re concerned about safety, you might wanna consider maybe something like, i dunno, how fucking dangerous it would be for a trans girl to play on a boy’s team, use the boy’s locker room, bunk with boys on away games… especially in a Texas school, with Deep South mentalities 120
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I don’t want to play games with battle passes, seasons, or microtransaction cosmetics I don’t want to play any games with battle passes for their seasons, seasons for their battle passes, or microtransaction cosmetics in their seasons or battle passes so what I’ve been doing lately is kickboxing 100
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026had no idea i was buying my last apple product the last time i bought an apple product, but here we are the amount of faith people have in these silly nonsense scores is sad. just more silicon snake oil wanna be healthier? eat less, move more, listen to your body, and ignore techbro pseudometrics 120
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026another day, another hype warning that we're close to achieving AGI and superintelligence...from LLMs the delusion is so pervasive, it's maddening. it's global mass hysteria and complete AI psychosis LLMs will not and cannot lead to AGI. not once, not ever. that's not how they fucking work idiots 010
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 07/09/2026people in positions of power are not inherently powerful. they are merely empowered by systems of control that grant them authority over the powerless; systems which are, in turn, empowered by the acquiescence of the controlled power is entirely dependent on the will of those it governs allowing itstatic.klipy.comMichael Che's SNL: Just A Quick ReminderALT: Michael Che's SNL: Just A Quick Reminder 010
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 07/09/2026ME: oooh, this new game looks pretty good. i bet it would fill the void in my soul! NARRATOR: it would not ME: dammit time passes... ME: oooh, ok but now this NEW new game looks really great! i bet it will be the one that finally fills the void! NARRATOR: it will n- ME: shut up, let me live 111
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 07/09/2026social media is a great place to vent your righteous indignation at whatever new, horrible nonsense is floating around the political zeitgeist, but maybe you should try suppressing it venting regulates you, keeps you manageable if you don't start bottling that shit up, it ain't never gonna explode 000
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 07/09/2026wow, i never realized that clicking like/share/subscribe would help a channel more than i realized until every single youtuber in existence told me that clicking like/share/subscribe would help their channel more than i realized if only every single one of them would repeat it in every single video 000
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 05/09/2026can’t trust that AI wasn’t used in a game/film/song/book/etc in the same way you can’t trust your food to not give you explosive diarrhea anymore it’s to the point now where it’s safe to assume everything we consume is tainted by slop and shit to some degree eat up, i guess what a time to be alive 000
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 03/09/2026the difference between Elizabeth Holmes and every chatbot CEO is nothing everything is Theranos now 110
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 03/09/2026we have a local legacy meteorologist who is absolutely flummoxed by Tropical Storm Edouard's behavior, marvelling at how inexplicable it was that it continued strengthening after landfall and how uncharacteristically intense it became as it continued inland oh, and he's a huge climate change denierstatic.klipy.comWednesday Addams: There's A Connection There, I Know ItAlt: Wednesday Addams: There's A Connection There, I Know It 010
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 02/09/2026i wish more people understood that when AI scrapes copyrighted work, it's usually stolen not in any kind of figurative sense that ai bros like to crow about being inspirational in training data or whatever they download pirated copies - a literal crime normal people go to prison for but it's fine 000
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 02/09/2026people along the gulf coast need to understand that there’s really no such thing as “just a tropical storm” anymore, and definitely no minor hurricanes it’s traditional thinking to not even get out of bed for anything under a cat 3 storm, but traditional thinking is outdated thanks, climate change 000
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026first, they needed everyone to stop working remotely so they could justify their office lease, then they laid everyone off to justify their AI spend 000
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026first tropical storm in our new house on our first day of vacation seems about right 110
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026welp, my walking pad embraced the peaceful silence of death this morning. well ok, technically it died with the horrible grinding wail of a suffering motor too long abused, but whatevs ordered a replacement, but it'll be a few days. for now, it's back to using the big Dreadmill that hurts my kneesstatic.klipy.comFamily Guy: Peter Griffin's Knee PainAlt: Family Guy: Peter Griffin's Knee Pain 000
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 30/08/2026may i never age into the insufferable “yup, we needed this rain” type of old person* *does not apply to those living in areas prone to drought, but it absolutely applies to swamp people living in swamplands full of swamps who sometimes think out loud, “you know, a hurricane would be nice about now” 000
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 29/08/2026waiting for GTA 6 to hit PC before i play it so modders can add Flock, Axon, traffic cameras, and SignalTrace so it's impossible to do anything other than go to work for 10-12 hours a day, followed by doing some DoorDash before going home to the slumlord apartment you pay 150% of your salary to rentstatic.klipy.comNyumbu Wa KaskaziniAlt: the word "Realism" in a cursive font in front of a palm tree with a VHS aesthetic 011
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 28/08/2026please learn how to recognize ragebait, so you can stop boosting it with engagement by replying and quote posting seriously, y'all 000
UncleJeet @unclejeet.bsky.social · 28/08/2026If you see this, post your getaway vehiclestatic.klipy.comMan Tying Shoes by Fountain ViralhogAlt: man riding tiny bicycle 010
