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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞

@uncledeadly1977.bsky.social
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Yes, I am the most underrated Muppet.

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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm "remember when Morgan Freeman was in movies and not drug ads?" old
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ever since I learned that Gotham is canonically in New Jersey, I've kinda lost respect for Batman.
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm not a fan of "Choosin' Texas", but it has beaten out "All I Want For Christmas" for the most weeks as the #1 so... The enemy of my enemy is choosing Texas?
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you see this, post it fav Disney character
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WALL-E Sits Down
Alt: WALL-E Sits Down, and wants you to sit next to him
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Jotun Redwulf - TTRPG Viking Vtuber and Professional DM @jotunredwulf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Breaking: Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran's tour
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Muppets Dr. Teeth & The Electric Mayhem
ALT: Muppets Dr. Teeth & The Electric Mayhem
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Something I've learned about myself this year: I can't tell the difference between mangos and cantaloupes.
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
All food is technically limited edition
Sprouts maple cinnamon flavored yogurt covered pretzels. They're labeled as limited edition, and this edition might be limited to today, after I eat all of them.
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barbara b. @lunazuna.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Born #OTD Jacob Armstead Lawrence, (7 September 1917—9 June 2000), was an American painter whose works portray scenes of black life and history with vivid, stylized realism. Self-Portrait, 1977, Gouache and tempera on off-white wove paper, 22 1/8 × 30 in, National Academy of Design, New York, NY
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I think i complained about AI ads so much the internet took note and started showing me Kalshi ads and... Just... Fuck me
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It took me way too long to realize Shrinking is about psychologist being shrinks, not Jason Segel slowly shrinking and turning into a Muppet while being made fun of by Harrison Ford.
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🕸️ƊǗƝƓĘƠΝƁÏƬƇΗ🕸️ @dungeonbitch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The most annoying thing of NPR is the tonal whiplash of headlines: Right now, ICE agents are investigating labor unions and churches. Up next milk bars in Rwanda! PS: I'm not making the up, that's literally what I just heard on NPR
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's tragic that Americans aren't as hip to The Tragically Hip as they should be
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Gorge is a perfect example of a movie that explains too much. Some movies are better with less exposition
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
FYI Heroes loses it's mojo after season 1
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"Run from the sun like Dracula" is this generations "Always wear sunscreen"
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dc20Thrill Save @dc20willsave.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
We don't talk enough about how great Uncle Deadly was as Miss Piggy's Gay Best Friend on The Muppets workplace sitcom from a few years back.
Miss Piggy, a Pig Puppet is next to Uncle Deadly, an almost draconic Puppet. He's holding a stuffed penguin and wearing a gold dinner jacket.
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Boston University biology and anthropology professor Eva Garrett: “There’s no scientific evidence that a large ape currently exists that would align itself with the description of Bigfoot." Way to be a buzzkill Eva
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An 8-foot Bigfoot was spotted in Connecticut last month. It's far from New England's first.
A Connecticut Bigfoot sighting in July is one of 126 “verified” sightings in New England going back to 1994.
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Vincent Zimmerman @zimmermanv66.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"America is called the land of the free, yet nothing is free." -Sean Lock
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
One of my favorite parts of Ted Lasso season 4 is seeing Overkill losing the cybernetics and retiring to the quiet life as a soccer coach. One person is going to get this joke, and to that person: may Destiny's gentle hand tuck you in at night as you enjoy your right to dance.
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I don't know when it started, but my life has turned into an Ingmar Bergman movie.
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Persona: Ingmar Bergman's Iconic Scene
Alt: a shot from Ingmar Bergman's Persona. It's not my favorite of his
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Ted lasso season 4:
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Ted Lasso on Barbecue Sauce
Alt: Ted Lasso saying Barbecue Sauce and hitting a bullseye
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Or icecream. Why the fuck not?
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It turns out some people pronounce pin and pen the exact same way and it can lead to very humorous and confusing conversations.
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Chicken: Tuna of the land!
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Barbara Longley Author (no DMs) 📎 @blongley.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I'm upset at how much good content is in Apple TV.
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Cher Horowitz Says 'Ugh, As If!' (Pilot Hardy)
Alt: Cher Horowitz Says 'Ugh, As If!' in Clueless
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Knitting and crochet are NOT the same thing. Never gonna make that mistake again...
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Artist Alex Demers records her painting process in real time, layer by layer, from first strokes to final depth.
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Average soccer commentator: That goalie is really protecting her box, coming out like that to prevent an unwanted touch, even though the forward was offside. Me:
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Suspicious Side Eye Monkey
Alt: Suspicious Side Eye Monkey, because... they know what they just said right?
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The entirety of The Mummy franchise wouldn't exist if Imhotep just picked a single woman. The moral of the story is aim avaliable
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Finally getting started on Heated Rivalries and... just...
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Oh My My Reaction
Alt: Oh My My Reaction, it's just so hot...
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It's the internet. Whatever.
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The only real complaint you can bring about the World Cup half time show is that they cut my duet with Lady Gaga.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
calling my weight loss journey the bodyssey
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
So is all this is leading to Hegseth manually checking every soldiers sperm count?
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 17/07/2026
This is Skippy. He has IVDD that causes limited mobility and urinary complications. As a result, he developed bladder stones that require surgical removal and a prescription diet. He also needs lifelong care for his IVDD. Help him below ❤️‍🩹 1510.fan/skippy-bsd
a white and gray long-haired creature with an underbite is being held gently in the air by a person wearing a navy sweatshirt and purple pants. the little gremlin is actually just a shih tzu mix.Skippy is laid on his back in a black cushion so he can have x-rays done. he's wearing a lion-patterned belly band, and the fur on the top of his head sticks up like a little chewbacca.Skippy sits on the concrete floor in a vet's office, his hid legs sticking straight out. he's wearing a lion-patterned belly band, and he looks back at us with his tongue hanging out.
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
In the interest of historical accuracy, all movies *must* be (re)made by Ken Burns from now on.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
losing my mind at how ruthless this sentence is
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I'm sorry if this offends anyone, but if the wireless printer I bought from you doesn't print wirelessly, you don't deserve to be loved by your children.
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
My new favorite hobby is watching videos of world cup tourists enjoying American food and fearing American heat.
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Houston is a land that God, if it exists, made in anger.
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Soy sauce, aka sushi salsa
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Eli Norainu @wanderingphysicist.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
If a sport doesn't have good yaoi, is it even really a sport?
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The best part about rewatching Showgirls was when my mom called to catch up and I missed like half the movie
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Well I've reached my meltdown quota for the year and it's... Jesus April? What am I gonna do for the rest of the year? Be calm?
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𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖞 @uncledeadly1977.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Kinesiology tape is black fucking magic
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