Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yeah, I wrote about it. unclecrizzle.substack.com/p/so-were-st...unclecrizzle.substack.comSo, We’re Still Raping, Fellas?!As always, men and their dicks fuck up everything. 011
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026On Shaq, Chris Brown, and dealing with wealthy assholes. unclecrizzle.substack.com/p/if-you-ric...unclecrizzle.substack.comIf You Rich, YOU A BITCH!!!Another week dealing with wealthy assholes 012
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026WHO SHIT THE BED THIS WEEK?!? unclecrizzle.substack.com/p/shittiest-...unclecrizzle.substack.comShittiest Week Ever (for the Moment)Who shit the bed this week? 001
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Five years ago, I wrote about post-9/11 cinema. (S/O to my editor @jacoboller.bsky.social for making me revise the ending.) www.pastemagazine.com/movies/9-11-...pastemagazine.comThe Movies Trying to Make Sense of 9/11 Serve as an Honest Historical RecordCinema made, and changed, after 9/11 represent some of the same confusion and struggle for understanding felt by people all over the nation. 082
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026A new Thursdays at Midnight just dropped. unclecrizzle.substack.com/p/so-those-t...unclecrizzle.substack.comSo, Those ‘Terminator’ Movies Didn’t Teach Y’all A Gotdamn Thing!?!That jacked Austrian sumabitch warned us AI would kill us all -- BUT THEY DID THE SHIT ANYWAY! 002
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I saw The Roots twice and, both times, they stopped the show halfway through and left the stage for a bit. The first time, it was because there were too many people. The second time, there was too much smoke. 080
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I wrote about Dolly. unclecrizzle.substack.com/p/dont-be-a-...unclecrizzle.substack.comDon’t Be a Douchebag (and Other Things Dolly Taught Me)On legends who leave, assholes who stay and how to not be a walking Summer’s Eve bottle 001
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I wrote about the Natalie Harp thing. unclecrizzle.substack.com/p/a-hand-job...unclecrizzle.substack.comA Hand Job in the Middle of NowhereOn Natalie Harp, presidential sex scandals, and some dull biopic with Bill Murray 021
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Some weekend ish for @culturemap.bsky.social. houston.culturemap.com/news/enterta...houston.culturemap.comThese are the top 15 things to do in Houston this weekendWith 713 Day on the horizon (more on that soon), Houstonians might want to enjoy some music-related fare this weekend. 010
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 09/07/202625 years ago, I wrote about the knife shit. web.archive.org/web/20040331...web.archive.orgPhiladelphiaWeekly.comPhiladelphiaWeekly.com offering complete online access to all of PhiladelphiaWeekly's columns, news features, movies, music, arts, culture, listings, classifieds, personals, and more. 010
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I honestly haven’t watched that show since the Shannon Dragoo season. youtu.be/rCkQGJnGr5M?...youtu.beShannon Dragoo | Big Brother 2YouTube video by big brother boy 000
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Just got off a bus where the driver got into it with a Spanish-speaking dude about not paying, before eventually giving up and letting him ride. When he got off the bus, he told the driver, “Have a nice day!” I now understand why bus drivers are assholes around here. 010
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 09/07/2026THEY STILL DOING FEEDS!?!static.klipy.comLeslie Jones' Pissed LookALT: Leslie Jones' Pissed Look 000
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 08/07/2026QTP with a gif of a powerful woman!static.klipy.comHelen Mirren ShootingALT: Helen Mirren Shooting 000
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Well, the secret’s finally out. www.chron.com/culture/arti...chron.comHouston's finally getting another Half Price Books in 2027Montrose is getting its Half Price Books back. 030
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I'm doing a 713 Day rundown again for @culturemap.bsky.social. If you have any events on that day, now is a good time to speak up. Here's last year's rundown: houston.culturemap.com/news/enterta...houston.culturemap.comMore than 20 deals and specials celebrating Houston's 713 DayIs it just us, or has 713 Day blown up these past few years? 031
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I swear to God, if someone posts “India.Arie is trying to ruin my summer” ONE MO GOTDAMN TIME… 000
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026You do realize we’re the only people who remember that movie. 110
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Anyone know where I can track down the original (or director’s) cut of SHAOLIN SOCCER? 010
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026My favorite movie about America. Just sayin’. www.theguardian.com/film/2021/ma...theguardian.comHear me out: why 1941 isn't a bad movieThe latest in our series of writers defending maligned films is a reappraisal of Steven Spielberg’s 1979 comedy flop 011
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Is there a thunderstorm in Houston, or are we still doing fireworks? 210
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I’m bracing for the inevitable race war that’ll go down if and when the Democrats win the midterms. I wouldn’t be surprised if Orange Chicken “suggests” to his MAGA peeps that all the minorities/immigrants/queer folk are coming for them & they should stock up on AR-15s, just in case. 001
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Every time an attractive person roasts me, I’m like, “Well, that’s gonna fester some resentment.” 010
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Just thought I’d remind all the Houstonians that I write a weekend event planner for @culturemap.bsky.social every Wednesday. If you have events that need a shout-out, let me know. If you need something to do on the weekends, here’s the link: houston.culturemap.com/series/weeke...houston.culturemap.comWeekend event planner houston on CultureMap Houston's siteCultureMap Houston 010
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026NEW YORK IS A WHOLE-ASS MOTION PICTURE NOW!!! 030
Reposted by Craig D. LindseyJoe Scott @joexscott.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Remember when a woman director made a Barbie film that grossed $1 Billion at the box office, and studios basically responded by saying, “That was great, but never do it again!”? Pepperidge Farms remembers….static.klipy.comPepperidge Farm's Memorable AdALT: Pepperidge Farm's Memorable Ad 011
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 04/07/2026If the India.Arie/Yung Miami whateva has taught us anything, it’s that a lot of muhfuckas out here really don’t know how nuance works. 000
Reposted by Craig D. LindseyCabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026new metaphor just dropped 1136285108730
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I wrote about AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY for @nashvillescene.com. www.nashvillescene.com/criticspicks...nashvillescene.comCritic's Pick — Staff Picks: 'Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery'8 p.m. July 7 at the Belcourt 011
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Some weekend ish for @culturemap.bsky.social. houston.culturemap.com/news/enterta...houston.culturemap.comHere are the top 14 things to do in Houston this Fourth of July weekendIt’s Fourth of July weekend (aka America’s 250th), which means fireworks displays will be happening all over the Houston area. 010
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026At what moment did you learn life was unfair? For me, it was when I chased some elementary-school kids around a classroom for constantly telling me I had AIDS, and I ended up getting paddled by the principal for it. Also, somewhere in the middle, some kid beat my ass. 000
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 01/07/2026“The cavalcade of jackassery on display is exhausting.” 0112
Reposted by Craig D. LindseyKayleigh Donaldson @ceilidhann.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Mel Brooks and the Davids. 06122
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Has anyone ever given you a “How dare you!” unironically? And wasn’t that the exact moment you realized this person was a POS and needed their ass beat? 121
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Reason #22 I Was a Weird Child: My ten-year-old ass was obsessed with this movie. I had the soundtrack and everything. crookedmarquee.com/classic-corn...crookedmarquee.comClassic Corner: Ruthless People — Crooked MarqueeThe 1987 screwball comedy is a Swiss watch of comic precision. 010
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Finally read @bilgeebiri.bsky.social’s beautiful oral history on Spielberg that people in the comments don’t appreciate because dude is apparently a Zionist. www.vulture.com/article/oral...vulture.comThe Raider of a Lost ArtOver 30 actors, filmmakers, and close friends recount how Steven Spielberg infiltrated Hollywood and helped the Movie Brats take over. 000
Craig D. Lindsey @unclecrizzle.bsky.social · 28/06/2026So, basically, the Great American State Fair is just the Fyre Festival if the organizers still went ahead and put on a show. 031
