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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Doing this for meth in 2026
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
now you’re ready to really tense up. on 3,
Please do me a favor. Relax your shoulders. Unclench your jaw. Close your eyes and take 3 deep breaths. Relax your abdomen. Thank
you!
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How am I gonna get this fuckin thing home?
Pope looking at his green orb
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I feel this way fairly often and I wonder how much is just me being obtuse about What Americans Are
It's scary how many Americans are obtuse about the harms of the CIA?! The way y'all will be like "let's fight fascism" and then defend
agencies that are responsible for global unrest. The CIA even admits on their own website
they conspired to have Patrice Labumba killed.
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
oh and fish. Probably not quite for the reasons you’d think but pretty close. U.S. policy is a clusterfuck
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Pretty regularly I find myself thinking about Arnold Vosloo as Imhotep in The Mummy screaming out “Anck-su-namun!”
Imhotep in the mummy returns crying out for Anck-Su-Namun, who abandoned his mummy ass
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I understand it’s not quite the same thing but this stuff feels almost like “post this thing on Facebook to prevent them from stealing your data.” If they want it, what do you think a UI option is really going to do
How to “opt out” of AI training in Twitch. In quotes because how in the world would you even know if they did or didn’t
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
City dwellers like
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Yeah yeah you’ll find some leftists you don’t like and you’ll prosecute them and it’ll satisfy you. I’ve seen this movie before
Centrists pretending they give a single shit about holding the right wing to account
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’m sorry but at a certain point allowing people who are constantly buying magic beans to control money seems really fucking stupid
Meet the Gen Z Al whiz at the center of a hedge fund meltdown

Picture of a 25 year old German dork
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Game isn’t good but it has style
A screenshot from Blazing Dragons on PlayStation 1
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Yeah that seems not good
The weather channel getting into the premium game. For a small fee you too can get access to 15 minute weather updates
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
You guys get the balrog is evil of shadow and flame right
Dem party morons that somehow don’t understand lord of the rings? Or memes?
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
“I shoulda never left Boston.” Will Hunting (Good Will Hunting 2)
Matt Damon screaming as I assume he plays Odysseus. Haven’t seen it
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Surely you can find someone to write opinions that has ever had a job in their entire life
Emily Oster's parents are Sharon Oster and Ray Fair. Both of her parents are economists and professors at Yale University. Her mother, the late Sharon Oster, was a prominent economist and dean, while her father, Ray Fair, is well-known for his macroeconomics research and the "Fair
model" for predicting U.S. presidential elections.
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
class action time. We deserved the full spectrum
The important consequence of this, however, is that Microsoft specifically engineered in a fix: a specific filter (a notch filter, as Plummer notes) to eliminate or at least downplay the tiny frequency band. For years, if you listened to "Rhythm Nation" on your laptop, you'd hear the song minus that tiny little laptop-killing
audio slice.
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I don’t like Nazis and don’t think ignoring them is good. it’s fine you don’t think he’s a Nazi, but I don’t have to be an idiot too
I think that those of us who don't live in Maine should probably just let the people who actually live in the state figure out their own stuff, thh. If you don't like the candidate Maine Dems pick (a very reasonable position!), maybe just focus your energy on a different
race.
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I have the governor. you will never save him
Jared polis. Doing too much Word search for cow
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Outkast’s Synthesizer 1998
Synthesizer, microwave me (cybersites)
Give me a drug so I can make seven babies (are horny tonight) 
Pump my breasts up, can you suck the fat up? (Fuzzy logic) 
Please make my life appear like ain't no such thing as bad luck (therapeutic country)
My nose ain't right, think I need a new one (you wanted that? A holiday)
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Always sunny episode where Dennis says two wars but instead the caption reads two mules?? As if sister Sara is asking for too much
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Getting hit in the throat so you do a little follow through as well lol
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Starting out strong by suplexing a 10 year old
I have here a letter from Halima Khan of Bartlett, Ill., a 10-year-old who found
"Mighty Morphin Power Rangers" to be
"surprisingly good," and suggests, in a well-written argument, "you should have a kid film critic to review kids' films." It is hard for me to disagree, because the first paper I worked for had a kid film critic. It was the
"St. Mary's Grade School Newsletter" - and, reader, that critic was me.
Now I am faced with reviewing another movie that I suspect Halima might enjoy more than I did. "Operation Dumbo Drop," a rare PG-rated film about the war in…
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Nathan 4 You screenshots in 4 panels.

Nathan saying: IN MY OPINION, SMOKERS SHOULDN'T BE TREATED LIKE
SECOND-CLASS CITIZENS.

Beautiful woman says: Absolutely 

Nathan: IF ANYTHING, THEY SHOULD BE TREATED BETTER THAN THE REST OF US, BECAUSE THEY'RE
GONNA DIE SO YOUNG.


Beautiful woman frowns
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
What if i told you those carrots weren’t even babies
Morpheus
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I am calling it the Cloud Bob
Cillian murphy in Batman begins giving testimony as Dr Crane aka The Scarecrow
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Is it bad that I just don't like One? I like the black album and the ride the lightning album the most. I've tried to listen to every and justoce for all song especially One and I just cannot seem to like it. I just think the song is kind of ugly. Any tips to like it? Cause I
feel like I'm missing out.
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
gonna be blocking a lot of communists I guess
Lauren saying “ fyi i am just going to block people who want to tell me dems aren't a solution and other means are the only option, regardless of its merits there are limits to what i'm going to say on a public account with my name and face on it and you think that's an unreasonable line to
draw you are stupid”
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
It’s a collection of horror stories
Reposted by Sky Marchini
Joe Stieb @joestieb.bsky.social • 55m
Oh I literally missed that's this is called Year
Zero. As in the Khmer Rouge's declaration of Year Zero in the 1970s, which preceded the genocide of a quarter of the Cambodian
population.
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Isn’t your stupid ass constantly crying about how people are mean on here or
Sky Marchini saying “ How long till we see it remaindered at the
dollar store” QTing a jacobin review of the Chapo comic series, which to be clear, who gives a shit
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Have you heard about this? This is true. The LA Times is reporting new research shows that Californians who leave are finding lower costs and cheaper home prices its true Unfortunately here at the Tonight Show, we’ve done our own research and if you move from the state, you don’t get to live there
Jay Leno giving a monologue
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Please don’t ever defend me like this lmao
You don't have to like Hasan. You can think he's an idiot, that he's dumb, that's he's bigoted, that he's bad. Whatever. But the Third Way line of argument about him here is just
wildly hypocritical.
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
come again?
New York Times
Federal Judge Approves Trump Effort to Obtain
List of Jews From Penn
 The government's effort to collect the names and phone numbers of Jewish people on campus as it investigates antisemitism has upset some people who worry about how the
information will be used.
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Oh
Erewhon was founded in Boston, Massachusetts, in 1966 by Michio and Aveline Kushi. The name "Erewhon" is derived from the 1872 satirical novel Erewhon by Samuel
Butler. In the novel, Erewhon, an anagram of "nowhere," is a utopia in which individuals are responsible for their own health and prosecuted
for the crime of being unhealthy.
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Lmao I’m sorry but fuck you. This does not exist.
It's not the biggest problem but one real reason why no left-liberal popular front has emerged in America is because of a loud and highly visible cohort of not-that-young- anymore leftist edgelords who refuse to be in
coalition with their moms.
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Photo from the Glasgow Willy wonka scam event where one of the Oompa Loompas looks so depressed
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Dune meme. Paul and Meechy looking towards the camera and standing side by side in front of a big ol yellow sun. Paul is doing the cool knife salute. I’ve done it up to resemble the 7up tropical flavor branding with a logo and similar color way
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
#swag
Pat talking on a pay phone in One Battle After Another. He’s wearing that shit. He’s got a black beanie on and some glasses you’d get from an eye doctor after getting those peepers dilated. He’s wearing a nice ass flannel robe thing I dunno haven’t seen it in awhile
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Text from the Wikipedia page for Two Guys A Girl And A Pizza Place. Not to be confused with the 2007 film 2 girls 1 cup
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Doing a little research. Nothing to report yet
Map of open street map showing the strait of Hormuz. A cartoon man has bent over and stuck his head through the mapA map of a cartoon man’s head floating in the ocean, as if he stuck his head through the entire earth
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
South America just kind of staring blankly
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Right whale enthusiasts reading moby Dick
Tim Robinson in the brian’s hat sketch from I think you should leave
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Lmao. what
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
What is even going on here
Will’s shooters are insane
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I saw both those things? lol we’re splitting reality on things like Grammys now too?
Los Angeles Times
From Bad Bunny’s disbelief to an 8-year-old-winner: What you didn’t see on TV at the Grammys
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
lol okay but do you know me? I had to turn in my badge and gun, where is all my energy gonna go
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Big $$$ says fuck you we’re Nazis
Homan speaking at a military industry conference. Suggests private partnerships will run Trump’s deportation scheme.
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I think it’s fair to say I left some room for improvement on my first day. if I was going to change immigration policy from within, I was going to have to get serious
Nathan Fielder holding a pair of handcuffs
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
IDF soldier “detaining” a Palestinian child in 2021
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The yellow bastard from Sin City. He is yellow and terrible
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