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James Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social · 14h

Man in a gilet stood on platform 12 gives up on reading the display and asks ChatGPT out loud if he is on the right platform for his train. I don’t want to be dramatic about it but Eratosthenes figured out the circumference of the Earth using a stick and knowledge of a distant well.

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 13h

In the sea with the lot of it

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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 14h

Everything is like have you watched this, or watched that? "another day, another shitshow", JK Rowling, fucking Strictly Dancing or baking or how I did a murder or "I'm in a cult", and Trump and Bradley Walsh and Romesh Ranganathan and "get ready with me to have a lobotomy" and I am so sick of it x

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 17h

Terry Wogan. Absolutely no idea why. She couldn't stand him.

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Saw a quote saying that the chains affected didn't upgrade the firmware, which may well be true, but perhaps considers the problem from the wrong angle

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Call me a Luddite by all means, but I am not persuaded that refrigeration systems for major supermarket chains should be connected to the internet

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

"I am sorry to be the bearer of such news, but his Lordship insists that if he hears 'Chopsticks' once more, he will not be held responsible for his actions" #GirlsOwnCC

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Same. Now its only advantage is being closest to our house

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

That wouldn't surprise me. Ours is looking very run down too

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The dog steps arrived yesterday. They are well designed and well made. The dog, peace be upon her, is ignoring them completely. FML

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Absolutely this. 5 in my household and we were all born by emergency C-section. None of us would have survived birth otherwise.

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Nerve of these bloody people ffs

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Charity fundraising guy at the door. Explained that I don’t sign up to anything at the door. "May I ask why?" No, you may not.

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

In further evidence of the easy life the dog has, and because it took her about 10 minutes to climb onto the bed during the night, a set of dog steps is now on its way.

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

...or maybe there was a candidate more demonstrably able for the job than you, O Grauniad author

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Lovely! I used occasionally to visit a place in Clerkenwell that served draught Pauwel Kwak. That was a drink you knew you'd had afterwards 😬

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Congratulations to you all!

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I would absolutely demolish that

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Earlier there was rugby for the U10 members of the household. This was good (although I am not sure it should be 25°C on the pitch on 4 October 🥵). Later there will be curry.

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

mistakes were made

california post headline: california squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition

photo depicts a squirrel in mid-flight from a tree branch, apparently about to attack an owl who has the most "are you fucking KIDDING me" look in history

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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

BIOLOGY IS NOT DESTINY WE NEED TO STOP MAKING EVERYTHING INTO BINARIES IDC IF YOU LIKE THEM AND THEY'RE COZY AND SIMPLE AND EASY AND MAKE YOU TREND ONLINE THINGS ARE ALWAYS MUCH, MUCH, MUCH MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Nice!! And happy birthday 🥳

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I cannot think of any pub round by me that he wouldn't leave head-first if he tried his nonsense. (This may say a bit about where I live, but there we go)

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This photograph is 12 years old today

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I salute Mr Ronay for working two quotes from Danny the pusher into this piece #iykyk

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Crime Girl @crimegirl.co.uk · 28/09/2026

I am a barrister who once spent time seconded to the CPS serious crimes unit making charging decisions. Today, you can pretend to be one too and work through the decision-making framework in a very serious case. The police have multiple suspects in custody and the phone just rang. 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 📱 👮‍♀️ 🚨

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Well yeah, but specifically how on this occasion?

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Given the speed restrictions on HSL currently you probably didn't lose all that much time 🫣

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Saw the post quoted below and was put rather in mind of this

1919 election poster for the Bayerische Volkspartei, with a not exactly subtle message about Bolshevism 😬 Source: Time-Life Great Cities: Munich, p147

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Those are ace songs! What is wrong with people? 😆

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Removal lorry opposite. EXCITING (And great for my neighbours, who have been trying to sell their place since April last year)

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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think the most important news from history today is that it’s the 39th anniversary of the (US) release of The Princess Bride—and what better way to mark the day than remind ourselves of Cary Elwes’ story about André the Giant and the enormous, life-altering, earth-shaking fart?

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Mate of mine read somewhere that his eejit followers have put up £250k already. Depressing.

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You've not come across the phrase in the sense of "that bloke there"? Tends to be more of a ☘️ thing

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Perhaps, if your man was worried about his family, he ought to have considered that before playing silly buggers out in the Channel. But what do I know 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It's got to be the pandemic, at least to some extent. People lost their minds over all sorts of things and not much has improved since

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

And no doubt, again, our government will pretend that these things aren't happening, and ignore them. Brilliant.

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"Let them drown" What the fuck.

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Paul @unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This one here, pictured on Sunday night hoping for a piece or two of doner meat, has been given a clean bill of health by the vet. This is excellent news.

Brown and white dog, sitting on a rug, staring at the camera as only a dog that anticipates sharing in some food item or other can stare.

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