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UmbreonMessiah

@umbreonmessiah.bsky.social
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38, They/Them Philosophy B.A. Certified Pharmacy Assistant Canadian that re-absorbed their own Canadian Goose. Grumpy 24/7. Keep the love alive!

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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 14h
"if people would just vote for the lesser evil-"
Everyone will not just

If your solution to some problem relies on "If everyone would just..." then you do not have a solution. Everyone is not going to just. At not [sic] time in the history of the universe has everyone just, and they're not going to start now.
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Michi from the outer space @galacticmichi.bsky.social · 13h
Alright guys, we're practically halfway through the #Boobtober challenge. I didn't think I'd get this far, but I'm committed to finish it. So, I came up with a challenge for you too, as an incentive for you and for myself! 😼
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UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 4h
Shame it’s not compatible with my hands.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 13/10/2026
You know, the thing is, I had drafted this piece a month ago, and then never published it, because I thought maybe it was too mean.
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UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 5h
What? I…but what’s stopping someone on those apps from just dropping by and buying your food and walking out? What? I don’t understand this.
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UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 15h
Because there was a period in which historic photos of Nazis weren’t seen as giant red flags. Crazy as that sounds.
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UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 15h
There must be context I’m missing. Why are there people paying black market drivers upwards of $50 USD for delivery when there are at least three different delivery apps that charge FAR less?
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We’ve been talking about this for years. None of these far-right movements are organic.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
all those people who called me "irresponsible" for advocating air strikes against specific data centers better be eating crow.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center?
Elon Musk: “Zelensky has gone too far”

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2109033017184338141
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You can kill as many people as you want, but you target a beautiful precious data center? The one that hosted all 40,000 Sexy Ladies For Ken Paxton accounts?
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UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You’re not getting away with this, Harris! I won’t be distracted. I must know how much Adobe sucks!
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bunbbyart @bunbbyart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
comm! ♡
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Dan Shive @danshive.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Serena Not Quite on Break - www.egscomics.com/sketchbook/2... Sometimes all available agents are busy, but you want to take a later lunch break. #egscomics #webcomics
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OSW Review 🤼 @oswreview.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Jeez, the new Hellraiser game is getting youtubers' CHANNELS REMOVED. It doesn't hold back, there's some BDSM in it. Even if you blur out / carefully edit, there's a chance YT/twitch will nuke your channel. So, if u see a creator you like who has made a video/is streaming it, warn them!
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Sleeping Awake @sleepingawake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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amanda jean! @spacetravels.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hangin’ out #oc_tober #oc_tober2026 #originalcharacter
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JoCat is slow at making videos @jocat.net · 08/10/2026
decided on a new sword design, and then caught the inspiration bug and ended up drawing my whole inventory 🐈🎀🎨
Art of various fantasy RPG items, including: A Shortsword and its scabbard (The shortsword has a 25 inch blade and is 32 inches total in length), playing cards, a rolled up quest scroll, a coin pouch with a few gold pieces scattered beside it, a waistbag, three mana potions and one health potion, a booklet with an ink pen beside it, a compass with a sundial, a waterskin, a handkerchief, a set of TTRPG dice, a lantern, a matchbook, a folded up map, and a round shield with a flower motif on its face
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JoCat is slow at making videos @jocat.net · 07/07/2023
silly little shirt
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UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“I mean, some people are mad…buuuuut they keep giving us money, so why stop?”
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UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Oh no, the consequences of my actions!”
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zheida ➡️ COMMS OPEN @zheida.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 05/10/2026
“The day after I lost $1,800 on basketball in one night … an email popped into my inbox. ‘Welcome to the DraftKings VIP Showcase,’ the subject line read. I couldn’t believe it. My night of loss chasing was being rewarded.”
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I Deliberately Bet Like a Problem Gambler. DraftKings Made Me a VIP.
Amid growing public health concerns, operators like DraftKings have touted “responsible gaming” tools and prompts. But as I went off the deep end, I found they were no match for the incentives and…
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Dan Shive @danshive.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Spelling Out The Spell - www.egscomics.com/comic/falsek... "C… H… A… R… I…" "It's an orange dragon spell?" "No, let me finish! Also, that's not dragon type." #egscomics #webcomics
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UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Read as: “Fuck shit goddamnit someone make them like it right now or we’re fucked!”
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watch me
A digital painting of Espeon.

In the living room around noon, a espeon sprawls across the laptop, demanding attention from the man using it. With the keyboard entirely underneath the espe, working is clearly out of the question. Well, I have work to do, but I suppose I'll just have to give her some playtime...
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UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah, you DO need to be kinder to yourself, you dingus! Being real though, I’m glad you’ve finally managed to feel the way others have seen you for quite a while. It sounds like you’re happier for it!
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UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To be super clear to the guy who has responded to me but won’t allow me to type back: you understand there’s no way professionals write subtitles with guesses, spelling mistakes and multiple DIFFERENT spellings for the same word, right? When I say they’ve been shit, I MEAN IT.
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UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What do you mean now? Crunchyroll subs have been fucking garbage for years now. Very few of their subs are actually any good. I don’t think this is a recent thing.
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UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m wondering if this is one of those “CEO talking bullshit because they made a bad investment” plays or if the whole company got suckered in.
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UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dying and barely coherent?
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UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was going to follow up and ask if this is just a really hamfisted attempt to combat cheating, but it seems more likely that a few of the people in charge went on power trips and decided they’re just going to farm the site out for AI scraping? Am I reading this wrong?
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UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The last time I watched South Park or had anything to do with it was Fractured Bur Whole, where they made fun of people for being bigoted dipshits. Is it weird to now think that those might have been UBISOFT’S jokes?
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UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That’s supposed to be “die.” Thanks autocorrect for never once picking the right word -_-
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UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m fucking sorry? This is like…the least “speed runner” thing they could possibly do. What’s even the point???
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why does Video Game food have to look so delicious.
Panam from Cyberpunk 2077 working on her vehicle while sticking her butt out
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UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My brother in Christ, it’s a joke.
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UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Glad I finished my drink before reading this 🤣
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 02/10/2026
Carney announces $1.2B investment to protect oceans from his own climate policy
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Carney announces $1.2B investment to protect oceans from his own climate policy
Vancouver, BC – Prime Minister Mark Carney has announced more than one billion dollars in federal funding to keep the ocean safe from the consequences of his own actions.
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UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I’m reminded of Shady I wish I could forget again. What an absolute disappointment of a human being.
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Shenpai @shenpai.gay · 02/10/2026
Also started Emerald today and created these little creatures!
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girl_dm_ @girldm.com · 02/10/2026
Y'all are going to enjoy @rathgames.bsky.social next video, it was very fun recording today
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Namie @namie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
IM GONNA ACCIDENTALLY PISS MYSELF
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UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dan I’m begging you, it’s been over 20 years. You’ve gotta start actually closing some plots. You could did before we figure any of this out! 😂
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Buttart @buttart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i am so grateful for all the wonderful trans, nonbinary and GNC people in my life. my life is enriched for knowing them, hands down
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UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That increase? “We gave him a button he can that he THINKS will launch the nukes. It doesn’t actually do anything. We figure he’ll forget he even pressed it within 5 minutes.”
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
how soon we forget
a sim stuck in a pool with no ladder to get out
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Super Intelligence"
Eddie the Shipboard Computer from Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy spitting out useless ticker tape
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UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh absolutely. They’d never willingly take ads away if they could skim even $2 an hour off a small creator. But they’re leaving it up to a Slop Machine. The chances of it working properly are slim to nil.
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UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Random strangers attempting to discredit your lived experience with hearsay? Damn LK, you really are a woman! 🫠
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