Reposted by UmbreonMessiahIan Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 14h"if people would just vote for the lesser evil-" 634264
Reposted by UmbreonMessiahMichi from the outer space @galacticmichi.bsky.social · 13hAlright guys, we're practically halfway through the #Boobtober challenge. I didn't think I'd get this far, but I'm committed to finish it. So, I came up with a challenge for you too, as an incentive for you and for myself! 😼 4422135
Reposted by UmbreonMessiahAnil Dash @anildash.com · 13/10/2026You know, the thing is, I had drafted this piece a month ago, and then never published it, because I thought maybe it was too mean. 13565942178
UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 5hWhat? I…but what’s stopping someone on those apps from just dropping by and buying your food and walking out? What? I don’t understand this. 000
UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 15hBecause there was a period in which historic photos of Nazis weren’t seen as giant red flags. Crazy as that sounds. 000
UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 15hThere must be context I’m missing. Why are there people paying black market drivers upwards of $50 USD for delivery when there are at least three different delivery apps that charge FAR less? 100
Reposted by UmbreonMessiahAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026We’ve been talking about this for years. None of these far-right movements are organic. 474200997081
Reposted by UmbreonMessiahRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/10/2026all those people who called me "irresponsible" for advocating air strikes against specific data centers better be eating crow. 514464698
Reposted by UmbreonMessiahNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center? 677260495530
Reposted by UmbreonMessiahBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/10/2026You can kill as many people as you want, but you target a beautiful precious data center? The one that hosted all 40,000 Sexy Ladies For Ken Paxton accounts? 224154652612
UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 12/10/2026You’re not getting away with this, Harris! I won’t be distracted. I must know how much Adobe sucks! 000
Reposted by UmbreonMessiahDan Shive @danshive.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Serena Not Quite on Break - www.egscomics.com/sketchbook/2... Sometimes all available agents are busy, but you want to take a later lunch break. #egscomics #webcomics 9905
Reposted by UmbreonMessiahOSW Review 🤼 @oswreview.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Jeez, the new Hellraiser game is getting youtubers' CHANNELS REMOVED. It doesn't hold back, there's some BDSM in it. Even if you blur out / carefully edit, there's a chance YT/twitch will nuke your channel. So, if u see a creator you like who has made a video/is streaming it, warn them! 11475224
Reposted by UmbreonMessiahamanda jean! @spacetravels.bsky.social · 08/10/2026hangin’ out #oc_tober #oc_tober2026 #originalcharacter 05513
Reposted by UmbreonMessiahJoCat is slow at making videos @jocat.net · 08/10/2026decided on a new sword design, and then caught the inspiration bug and ended up drawing my whole inventory 🐈🎀🎨 542848348
Reposted by UmbreonMessiahJoCat is slow at making videos @jocat.net · 07/07/2023silly little shirt 151019111
UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“I mean, some people are mad…buuuuut they keep giving us money, so why stop?” 020
Reposted by UmbreonMessiahProPublica @propublica.org · 05/10/2026“The day after I lost $1,800 on basketball in one night … an email popped into my inbox. ‘Welcome to the DraftKings VIP Showcase,’ the subject line read. I couldn’t believe it. My night of loss chasing was being rewarded.”propublica.orgI Deliberately Bet Like a Problem Gambler. DraftKings Made Me a VIP.Amid growing public health concerns, operators like DraftKings have touted “responsible gaming” tools and prompts. But as I went off the deep end, I found they were no match for the incentives and… 25946329
Reposted by UmbreonMessiahDan Shive @danshive.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Spelling Out The Spell - www.egscomics.com/comic/falsek... "C… H… A… R… I…" "It's an orange dragon spell?" "No, let me finish! Also, that's not dragon type." #egscomics #webcomics 27913
UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Read as: “Fuck shit goddamnit someone make them like it right now or we’re fucked!” 010
UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yeah, you DO need to be kinder to yourself, you dingus! Being real though, I’m glad you’ve finally managed to feel the way others have seen you for quite a while. It sounds like you’re happier for it! 000
UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026To be super clear to the guy who has responded to me but won’t allow me to type back: you understand there’s no way professionals write subtitles with guesses, spelling mistakes and multiple DIFFERENT spellings for the same word, right? When I say they’ve been shit, I MEAN IT. 200
UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What do you mean now? Crunchyroll subs have been fucking garbage for years now. Very few of their subs are actually any good. I don’t think this is a recent thing. 101
UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m wondering if this is one of those “CEO talking bullshit because they made a bad investment” plays or if the whole company got suckered in. 000
UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I was going to follow up and ask if this is just a really hamfisted attempt to combat cheating, but it seems more likely that a few of the people in charge went on power trips and decided they’re just going to farm the site out for AI scraping? Am I reading this wrong? 000
UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The last time I watched South Park or had anything to do with it was Fractured Bur Whole, where they made fun of people for being bigoted dipshits. Is it weird to now think that those might have been UBISOFT’S jokes? 010
UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That’s supposed to be “die.” Thanks autocorrect for never once picking the right word -_- 000
UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m fucking sorry? This is like…the least “speed runner” thing they could possibly do. What’s even the point??? 0100
Reposted by UmbreonMessiahLittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Why does Video Game food have to look so delicious. 32925100
UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Glad I finished my drink before reading this 🤣 010
Reposted by UmbreonMessiahThe Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 02/10/2026Carney announces $1.2B investment to protect oceans from his own climate policythebeaverton.comCarney announces $1.2B investment to protect oceans from his own climate policyVancouver, BC – Prime Minister Mark Carney has announced more than one billion dollars in federal funding to keep the ocean safe from the consequences of his own actions. 23581192
UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Every time I’m reminded of Shady I wish I could forget again. What an absolute disappointment of a human being. 000
Reposted by UmbreonMessiahShenpai @shenpai.gay · 02/10/2026Also started Emerald today and created these little creatures! 18867143
Reposted by UmbreonMessiahgirl_dm_ @girldm.com · 02/10/2026Y'all are going to enjoy @rathgames.bsky.social next video, it was very fun recording today 1853
Reposted by UmbreonMessiahNamie @namie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026IM GONNA ACCIDENTALLY PISS MYSELF 1743335
UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Dan I’m begging you, it’s been over 20 years. You’ve gotta start actually closing some plots. You could did before we figure any of this out! 😂 310
Reposted by UmbreonMessiahButtart @buttart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i am so grateful for all the wonderful trans, nonbinary and GNC people in my life. my life is enriched for knowing them, hands down 130085
UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026That increase? “We gave him a button he can that he THINKS will launch the nukes. It doesn’t actually do anything. We figure he’ll forget he even pressed it within 5 minutes.” 010
Reposted by UmbreonMessiahHandy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026how soon we forget 101666291
Reposted by UmbreonMessiahLittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Super Intelligence" 620216
UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Oh absolutely. They’d never willingly take ads away if they could skim even $2 an hour off a small creator. But they’re leaving it up to a Slop Machine. The chances of it working properly are slim to nil. 011
UmbreonMessiah @umbreonmessiah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Random strangers attempting to discredit your lived experience with hearsay? Damn LK, you really are a woman! 🫠 010