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AB aka UltraNarwhal

@ultranarwhal.bsky.social
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Retro Solo Developer 🐋 Fuck AI Creator of Narwhar/Blimpgeddon/Octukitty/PTM/Duckstroma/Abbey(s) of the dead narwhal.itch.io

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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 21h
Oh great, Barry Shitpeas has released an emulator. Thanks Claude.
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Garbage Truck Fail
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Itch.Io needs to start punishing devs declaring no generative AI used, when it blatantly has been.
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Spongebob Characters Dance: Get Out Meme
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yo dawg, I heard you like games with icons covering the screen and AI graphics to show off the powerful Neo Geo. 🤮
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Sky Lance ~ A New Neo Geo AES+ / MVS / AES Vertical Shooter (WIP) | NeoGeoSDK 1.7.3 + EagleBIOS
YouTube video by EagleSoftware777
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Notice how AI Amiga games with no music have this constant sound pop/crackle?
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Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
All these AI ports and nobody has attempted Chase HQ CPC to C64.
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Captain Pollution Takes a Deep Breath
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
While BlimpgeddonX & Duckstroma SE will get released (2026?), doubting Rintivoorh will continue development, as I want to work on other platforms and different genres.
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Another Amiga game released by the AI addled slop merchant. You know it's lovingly crafted, as they waited a week after their last release. They'll be able to make an Action 52 release in a year.
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Unicorn Rainbow Ice Cream Fun
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Now, you will pay the price for your lack of AI!"
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Palpatine's Demise by Blue Lightning
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dizzy's coming back. Don't get excited, it'll be AI.
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Sizzling Fried Egg Cooking
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Prowl & tetrajet Skywarp join my collection, Skywarp was reduced by over 50%.
Transformers toys
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sees cutscene art, looks awfully AI. Checks comments asking if AI. Answers, no we drew it.
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Chasing Amy (1997) - Tracer
YouTube video by The Royal Flush 1778
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This week I've mostly been making sound effects.
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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AI vibe coded game projects suck. - You Found a Secret Area!
Time for me to rant about the current trend: AI vibe coded gaming projects. Lazy translations! Vibe coded recompilations! It's all here, y'all.
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just read a modern Asterix book, 48 pages of nothing.
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This Sucks Balls Cartman
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Top tips for the port AI made for you. - Make it run like shit - Make it feel like at any moment the game will self destruct - Abandon after AI fails to fix issues
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F1 Car Loses Wheel on Track
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another game engine created by AI for someone that can't code to be unable to support.
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Seinfeld: Elaine & George's OK Gesture
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BlimpgeddonX for Amiga has a more fitting name, which will be revealed closer to launch.
Screenshot from BlimpgeddonX
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Column: All A.I. Projects Are Digital Asbestos
The views expressed in this article do not necessarily represent the views of all SHIRO! Media Group contributors. The cost of modern day video game consoles and personal computers have skyrocketed…
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My YouTube block list grows. If it's not pure AI slop, it's a freebooter with AI avatar and thumbnails.
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Beavis and Butthead: Butthead Smacks Beavis
ALT: Beavis and Butthead: Butthead Smacks Beavis
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
LLM Prompt Engineering Agentic AI SEO Entrepreneur Neural Networks Synthetic Data Vibe Skibidi Helikopter.

Admiral Ackbar
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
BlimpgeddonX for Amiga is slowly progressing, will you be playing it before Xmas though?
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
James Pond widescreen mode.
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Barbie Disgusted
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Locomalito @locomalito.com · 10/09/2026
Today marks the 16th anniversary of L'Abbaye des Morts. And we're working on an update! It was a small side project that @gryzor87.bsky.social and I made in the afternoons during a week-long trip to France. We released it in the void, but somehow it became a classic within the homebrew scene.
Side to side comparision of the main character for the 2010 and 2026 versions.
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Neo Geo AES+ has been delayed until September 2027.
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Panda's Hilarious Facepalm
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Create Genesis/Mega Drive, Amiga & Neo Geo games with ease using Scorpion Engine. scorpionengine.com
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Neo Geo SNK Boot Screen Intro
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Started using BlockTube to banish the shite YouTube throws at me sometimes.
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The Power Of Christ Compels You Charlie
ALT: The Power Of Christ Compels You Charlie
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Also annoying for old computers/consoles. AI vibers pop up with X game ported to X, look at this. Rapid radio silence after they get bored due to AI not being able to finish the job.
pcgamer.com
PC ports of old console games are the new AI vibe coding battleground
With projects like Donkey Kong 64 Recompiled, human programmers stake a claim on the art and science of retro game recompilation.
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Pop quiz, hotshot. If you can't play Alien 3 on the power base converter, how am I playing it on there. Hmmm, hmmm.
Master System Alien 3 on Power Base Converter.
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
You want to make a Mega Drive game but don't know how to code in C? But wait there's more, it also does Amiga and Neo Geo games.
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
You want to make a Mega Drive game but don't know how to code in C? But wait there's more, it also does Amiga and Neo Geo games.
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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how youtubers think we react to AI thumbnails
YouTube video by Man Carrying Thing
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Don't forget to save water and go greener at home, meanwhile the government will allow this to counter your efforts.
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An AI data centre just 50 metres from your house...
YouTube video by DARK MATTER +
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Manic Miner has never been shitter.
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Ai Ai Slop
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If some of your clothes get dyed from jeans colour run, don't bother trying Vanish Oxi Action.
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Lewis Hamilton Hamilton Useless
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This one car gets a parking ticket every day now, yet still parks on DYL next to junction.
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Patrick Drooling Patrick Star
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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AI is still winning.
YouTube video by the poopie show
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Last month my multipack of crisps had two packets underweight (like half). Today I got a multipack with five extra packets.
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Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! (Simpsons)
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Stumbling around the WWW and recognise a name from years ago, it's Mr I'm going to make all these games. How many of these games have they now made I wonder.
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The Answer Is Zero!
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ofwat doing a stellar job.
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Man's Enthusiastic Thank You Quote
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Remember when a console got cheaper through its life? Microsoft don't.
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Price Tag Dilemma: Too Expensive?
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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it
A drawing of ET waving at us on the cardboard packaging for a 1980s product called "E.T. Punch Balls"

As this is a repost of a Feb 2023 tweet of mine, found here https://x.com/DemonTomatoDave/status/1623464715077795840?s=19 , I have taken this photo from the No Context E.T. account who posted it there, and who originally I retweeted.
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Pro tip - Don't burn garden waste, it stinks up the neighbourhood and alerts everyone to you being a knob.
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Man Says 'What a Wanker!'
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pcgregory.bsky.social @pcgregory.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Make a real ZX Spectrum game in 14 days Kwyll is free for the jam, join in, create, have fun. Limitations are part of the challenge. A wonderfully small screen A gloriously restricted colour palette Very limited memory Attribute clash Sound effects that may alarm nearby pets itch.io/jam/k-spec1
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K-Spec1
A game jam from 2026-08-01 to 2026-08-22 hosted by Indigobeetle. Kwyll Game Jam Two weeks. One theme. 48K of possibility. Welcome to the Kwyll Game Jam : a two-week challenge to create a brand-new gam...
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I didn't know they made ebikes in child size, until I saw a few under 10s flying along road. Hopefully police will find them before they splat anyone/themselves.
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Bad Parents Be Like: Pushing a Child Down a Ramp
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A return bus fare here is £6, so £2 for each mile of my journey. 2016 it was £3.50 and also when I stopped bothering using buses. 2003 the fare rose to £2 to round it up (from £1.40) temporarily during Iraq war.
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Buswanker Wanker
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Another day and another person burning waste somewhere nearby, hope your lawn catches fire.
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Spongebob Spongebob Squarepants
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
BlimpgeddonX - Amiga Finished redesigning second map layout, now slowly adding tiles.
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A few years ago the council built cycle paths with small kerbs either side, I know to avoid them after almost coming a cropper at walking speed. Today a van & taxi were blocking the cycle lane for a group of cyclists, no sooner did I think I wouldn't touch that kerb, CRASH.
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Kermit the Frog Riding a Bike
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'll just move that figure a little, spends 20 minutes putting back the 40 other figures that just dominoed.
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AB aka UltraNarwhal @ultranarwhal.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
In the many decades of having a PC I'd never needed to change the CMOS battery, until today.
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Computer Malfunction Warning Screen
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