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Toxoplasma Gandhi

@ultrafetzig.bsky.social
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Ook Librarian, Child-Actor. Former Top 10 Saddest imdb page. I Buy & Sell Magic Lamps - New OR Used! AKA Criswell - #Criswelvania, working on Recursed;

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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
thanks for killing me. I know gas is expensive right now, here's a $20 tip
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Who up meisting they burgers?
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Anyway, Galactic Racer in 2 minutes 😀 hopefully
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just heard an ad for a Dianetics seminar on the regular radio, in the Year 2026. We are so cooked. The worst thing is, even though everybody knows more or less what Scientology is now, no one born after the 80s knows wtf Dianetics was, and it's now rebranded as a sensitive "mental health" solution?
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Putting the "pro" in crastination
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sports fans moments be like: Just so you know I am a devoted fan of your sworn enemy and I hate your whole guts and additionally and by the way your team is the bottom of all garbage but I was deeply moved by [display]
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"This town ain't big enough for the both of us" and it's two cowboys with huge asses that fill up the street
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Being "put to death" sounds like a rough way to go
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The more things change... (Oishinbo 1988)
It's hard to find anything safe *and* delicious as the world is now.
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's been a hundred years
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
> You Block! > It fails! > You take: 30 pts Generational damage!!
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We hear a lot about Big Jim Jamboni and Little Billy Bungo, but what about Medium Charlie Chunkburger
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Imagine several boobs
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
sometimes I catch myself playing a game that is: to perfectly cover up a GUI icon with my annoying fidgety trackball controlled cursor and then I realize oh yeah, I am very much OCD or whatever that is called technically
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@tomwalkerisgood

KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag

RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.

KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla

RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.

KOKO: jealousy professor
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James Takahashi @jtvoiceover.com · 13/09/2026
Reading about the mental health troubles of Sakanaction lead singer Ichiro Yamaguchi and then watching the music video for Wasurerarenai...
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just starting to collect some good Oishinbo (1988) moments. It's a fun, cozy show. Nothing over the top, but consistent: just one of those charming Japanese cultural vehicles for which I am a total mark.
Do you understand how humans, pots and turtles work together?Just watch. With my rationalization, I'll spread my eel restaurants all over Japan.
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm hearing that all the cool kids are smoking toothpaste these days
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fuck man I had this on deck in my drafts and everything
Capt. Global of the Macross SDF-1:
"... as of Sptember 11th
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Now see here Jablonski! I need 15 skulls on my desk by 5pm or you're fired! FIRED you hear me!? Now get out there and bring me my skulls!
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Katie Hinde @mammalssuck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"The whole “Oh no, our models went rogue” thing … When a bridge collapses, you don’t analyze whether the bridge was ethical or sentient or why it decided to collapse. You ask, who is the person who built this bridge to be so flimsy?" www.wired.com/story/one-of...
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One of AI’s Fiercest Critics Says All the Doom Talk Is ‘Meant to Distract Us’
Timnit Gebru argues that AI companies are stoking fears of extinction to avoid discussing actual harms, like autonomous weapons.
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🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
boneless ice cream
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
TGI9/11 amirite gang
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I've got a hole in my heart, in the shape of Mr. Bawkbagawk
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My superpower is to always be able to check the clock at exactly 11:38
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Capped in Kirk, is this anything
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Thought of a cool sex move called the Reverse Billionaire and it's where she sits on top of you and you both wipe out the worst 0.1% of humanity
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
4 Non-Blondes lady: I said hey Me: ok she DID say hey... 4 Non-Blondes lady: What's going on? Me: I don't know you... are you some kind of cop?
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
DO unfollow me actually, you aren't wrong, I'm not interesting in the least
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mar752005 ||🏳️‍⚧️ @mar752005.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
yup! it's the Elint Seeker
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
In San Bernardino in the 80s there was this skater/punk shop called Thrash, I bought posters, t-shirts and chintz there when I was 14 or so, I recall the owner was a guy named Bill and he was kind of a dick but also not so dumb as to drive a kid with spending money out of the store,
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 11/08/2026
The people love the Count; see how he places his goblet in the town square
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Stacey's mom Has too much going on They canceled all her funding and she's been unemployed so long Stacey, can't you see? Grants don't grow on trees I know it might be wrong, but I feel anxiety for Stacey's mom
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm not saying this was formative but I'm not denying it either
Riff-Raff and Cleo
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
In my mind I possess a fully formed cover of Stevie Wonder doing the OG Transformers theme song and I invite you to imagine it
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Bubblegum Crash exhibit 1: The Piss Building
Bubblegum Crash exhibit 1: The Piss Building (down the street is a sign reading "AMERIKA")
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Today I didn't even have to use my AC I gotta say, it was a good day
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Not the Champs. The FUCKING Champs. (legally distinct) www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLOQ...
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Dale Bozzio
YouTube video by The Fucking Champs - Topic
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I almost bought the Hello Kitty Spam at the market today but the special label was cheap enough that it would not survive washing the tin for display and so the novelty of the purchase would have been trivial
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
An Orc's favorite Metallica song, you say? Easy: Nothing Elf Matters Favorite Smiths song, hah you thought that was a curveball but the answer is Meat is Murder (complimentary)
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Every night before bed I select one lucky individual to be dissolved in a vat of acid
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The whole Reply Guy industry is basically washed at this point, veterans are migrating early towards the Annoying Guy Holding Up the Checkout Line with Pointless Banter sector
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Basically just got Ludovico-techniqued into the realization that Buc-ee's is all kinds of fucked up
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Some absolutely bizarre accounts follow me and I don't have the energy to prune them all in one go 😩
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Bedtime Story (repost)
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Thanks for asking! I'll kill you
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Not right now, I am busy being tricked by a tanuki
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Who are you gonna believe, your lying eyes, or Wigner's Friend in superposition with the apparatus and the system being measured?
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Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
83 degrees in my own house is a heat crime against me
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