Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026thanks for killing me. I know gas is expensive right now, here's a $20 tip 020
Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Anyway, Galactic Racer in 2 minutes 😀 hopefully 100
Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Just heard an ad for a Dianetics seminar on the regular radio, in the Year 2026. We are so cooked. The worst thing is, even though everybody knows more or less what Scientology is now, no one born after the 80s knows wtf Dianetics was, and it's now rebranded as a sensitive "mental health" solution? 120
Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sports fans moments be like: Just so you know I am a devoted fan of your sworn enemy and I hate your whole guts and additionally and by the way your team is the bottom of all garbage but I was deeply moved by [display] 000
Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"This town ain't big enough for the both of us" and it's two cowboys with huge asses that fill up the street 010
Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Being "put to death" sounds like a rough way to go 120
Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 15/09/2026> You Block! > It fails! > You take: 30 pts Generational damage!! 000
Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 15/09/2026We hear a lot about Big Jim Jamboni and Little Billy Bungo, but what about Medium Charlie Chunkburger 010
Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 15/09/2026sometimes I catch myself playing a game that is: to perfectly cover up a GUI icon with my annoying fidgety trackball controlled cursor and then I realize oh yeah, I am very much OCD or whatever that is called technically 000
Reposted by Toxoplasma GandhiJames Takahashi @jtvoiceover.com · 13/09/2026Reading about the mental health troubles of Sakanaction lead singer Ichiro Yamaguchi and then watching the music video for Wasurerarenai... 35216
Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Just starting to collect some good Oishinbo (1988) moments. It's a fun, cozy show. Nothing over the top, but consistent: just one of those charming Japanese cultural vehicles for which I am a total mark. 1131
Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I'm hearing that all the cool kids are smoking toothpaste these days 091
Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Fuck man I had this on deck in my drafts and everything 161
Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Now see here Jablonski! I need 15 skulls on my desk by 5pm or you're fired! FIRED you hear me!? Now get out there and bring me my skulls! 011
Reposted by Toxoplasma GandhiKatie Hinde @mammalssuck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"The whole “Oh no, our models went rogue” thing … When a bridge collapses, you don’t analyze whether the bridge was ethical or sentient or why it decided to collapse. You ask, who is the person who built this bridge to be so flimsy?" www.wired.com/story/one-of...wired.comOne of AI’s Fiercest Critics Says All the Doom Talk Is ‘Meant to Distract Us’Timnit Gebru argues that AI companies are stoking fears of extinction to avoid discussing actual harms, like autonomous weapons. 302667907
Reposted by Toxoplasma Gandhi🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 12/09/2026boneless ice cream 5284
Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I've got a hole in my heart, in the shape of Mr. Bawkbagawk 000
Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My superpower is to always be able to check the clock at exactly 11:38 000
Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Thought of a cool sex move called the Reverse Billionaire and it's where she sits on top of you and you both wipe out the worst 0.1% of humanity 000
Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 10/09/20264 Non-Blondes lady: I said hey Me: ok she DID say hey... 4 Non-Blondes lady: What's going on? Me: I don't know you... are you some kind of cop? 010
Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026DO unfollow me actually, you aren't wrong, I'm not interesting in the least 000
Reposted by Toxoplasma Gandhimar752005 ||🏳️⚧️ @mar752005.bsky.social · 22/08/2026yup! it's the Elint Seeker 131
Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 08/09/2026In San Bernardino in the 80s there was this skater/punk shop called Thrash, I bought posters, t-shirts and chintz there when I was 14 or so, I recall the owner was a guy named Bill and he was kind of a dick but also not so dumb as to drive a kid with spending money out of the store, 110
Reposted by Toxoplasma Gandhi[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 11/08/2026The people love the Count; see how he places his goblet in the town square 021
Reposted by Toxoplasma GandhiBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Stacey's mom Has too much going on They canceled all her funding and she's been unemployed so long Stacey, can't you see? Grants don't grow on trees I know it might be wrong, but I feel anxiety for Stacey's mom 519949
Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I'm not saying this was formative but I'm not denying it either 000
Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 06/09/2026In my mind I possess a fully formed cover of Stevie Wonder doing the OG Transformers theme song and I invite you to imagine it 000
Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Bubblegum Crash exhibit 1: The Piss Building 020
Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Today I didn't even have to use my AC I gotta say, it was a good day 000
Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Not the Champs. The FUCKING Champs. (legally distinct) www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLOQ...youtube.comDale BozzioYouTube video by The Fucking Champs - Topic 000
Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I almost bought the Hello Kitty Spam at the market today but the special label was cheap enough that it would not survive washing the tin for display and so the novelty of the purchase would have been trivial 120
Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 30/08/2026An Orc's favorite Metallica song, you say? Easy: Nothing Elf Matters Favorite Smiths song, hah you thought that was a curveball but the answer is Meat is Murder (complimentary) 000
Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Every night before bed I select one lucky individual to be dissolved in a vat of acid 010
Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The whole Reply Guy industry is basically washed at this point, veterans are migrating early towards the Annoying Guy Holding Up the Checkout Line with Pointless Banter sector 000
Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Basically just got Ludovico-techniqued into the realization that Buc-ee's is all kinds of fucked up 010
Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Some absolutely bizarre accounts follow me and I don't have the energy to prune them all in one go 😩 000
Reposted by Toxoplasma GandhiNikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Bedtime Story (repost) 122020604
Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Not right now, I am busy being tricked by a tanuki 010
Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Who are you gonna believe, your lying eyes, or Wigner's Friend in superposition with the apparatus and the system being measured? 000
Toxoplasma Gandhi @ultrafetzig.bsky.social · 19/08/202683 degrees in my own house is a heat crime against me 010