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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 1h
This new Sherrod Brown ad debunks a anti trans ad while tying the Republican senate candidate to Jeffrey Epstein. THIS is how you fight back against anti trans ads.
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 1h
If you are in the path of the hurricane, abstain from attending any sporting events that may or may not be occuring directly in the path
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 14h
I don't understand this headline.
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Kevin @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 19h
that's the first big spend for Angie Nixon
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 5h
The beans are soaked in pumpkin syrup
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 5h
People like you have children because you love your partner and want to create something together, nurture them as they grow, becoming increasingly proud as they turn into a person unto themselves. People like him have children because they feel obligated to pass their genes on.
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 7h
Real tennis (also called court tennis) is the original game, a [real tennis] court is about the size of a basketball court, a real [tennis court] is what you're thinking of.
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 21h
"Denounce the attack, pivot to Israel" is a perfectly good way to do it, and he spends much more time on Israel's crimes than on Hamas's.
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 22h
There are probably more basketball courts within a mile of Capitol Hill than there are real tennis courts in the entire country, so it makes sense logistically, as well.
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 22h
Too small, basketball court
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So you can hide headphones?
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This dude was a recurring villain in election Twitter because he straight up denies every single poll that doesn't show Republicans winning lol, a genuinely insane person.
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Idk lol, a lot of people have PTSD from the final 2024 Des Moines Register poll and simply can't trust numbers out of the state
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Does it on mobile, too, except it's much more disorienting
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
TRVKE
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now imagine him doing this while also needing to run for election lol, he'd be getting cooked harder than the chucklefuck currently getting cooked
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
“A lot of the companies did things because Trump had a gun on their head.” Clockwork.
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
These are very funny because one of these buttons makes you rich and the other one makes you go out like Ghadafi
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Basically the 2000 Palm Beach ballot lol
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Would love to see IA, MN, AK, and (weirdly enough) SC
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don't even have to ask why, honestly a perfect sieve to find those willing to jump on trends that shouldn't exist.
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There's an independent that's doing the 2024 Dan Osborn thing an putting out a bunch of internals that show them in the lead lol
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don't click translate, it ruins the whimsey
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nice
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Math for 60 seats in 2029-2031 gets real easy if we can grab another flip, 55 is still not enough tbh
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I will add a vote to the pile of Charles Booker votes that almost certainly won't count for anything lol.
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Inshallah Florida is on the map and the South Carolina numbers are real
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hope Lamar hates his guts
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just remembered the gamma function has no zeros, therefore the answer is probably 1
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Does the 0! count as 0 or 0 factorial? What would the result be if it were 0 factorial, 0 or 1?
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is basically 51 seats, ignoring swing states not listed here (and counting NC as blue lol)
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ngl, Florida is in "worth spending on" range.
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nah, I'd win
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Yeah, sorry your kid died or whatever. What do you think about my chandeliers?"
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If we're playing with margins, this is the slop we need. 57 or bust
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mike Rogers is watching you.
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Subtle flex, but I kinda called this bsky.app/profile/ulti...
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The best thing would be for the ballroom to be finished just in time to become a kangaroo court and immediately demolished once the show trials are done.
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
2026 lol, what's the recent trend?
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do pushed pollees tend to answer R or D?
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The grass, it's dead, our lawn is gone
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Real sports people love sports, hate sports, love their team, and hate their team. If you can't do all of those at once, then just tell people you don't like sports.
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RadicalMGF @radicalmgf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Recession indicator
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
2018 Tester or 2024 Tester?
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is it more Done-ald than we expected?
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Always have been lol
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yep lol, $250M in new ad buys for Texas seems like an extremely bad move given how expensive the state is, the fact it's not going to be from a candidate committee (making the ads even more expensive), and that there's probably higher EV in spending on Iowa or Ohio than Texas rn.
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pushing actual policy nationwide at the state level is the only way to do this. Unfortunately, only having the governor isn't enough to do this, we need trifectas
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was on election twt enough to get the joke, but not long enough to remember this fuckface's name lol
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Keegan @ultimategotea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Republican Super PACs have pulled out of the state entirely because it's become obvious they can't win, so Democrats are pulling out because it's become obvious that they will win.
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