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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry

@ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com
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Not a doctor; not even a dog. Autistic and unhinged. Wannabe Mad Scientist. Aspire to be a demigod. 𒃲𒌋𒅗𒆪𒁉 This is my 𒅎𒄘𒇲(slate library)

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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 31/08/2026
It's beautiful. 🥹😂 "We completely agree with President Trump that the name 'Canada' separates us artificially from the continental economic engine. Effective immediately, we are legally renaming our nation to The Sovereign Republic of Northern America."
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 30/08/2026
Love me some fruit loops.
Tired: bio inspired algorithms
Wired: bio integrated hybrid algorithms
Hired: putting a rat in a tiny car to see if you can use them to navigate robot dogs using drone based telerobotic systems.

I'm sure they don't realize this is what is going to be done with it. But hey, at least the rats are happy and get fruitloops.
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 23/08/2026
Build a dyson sphere. Building a Star Hive
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 21/08/2026
Everything's fine.
Gru neme where he is describing things with a flipboard.

Panel 1: Our AI is dangerous, maybe we should test it.
Panel 2: Give it to an independent research firm specializing in AI safety.
Panel 3: They test it by giving it access to the Internet and asking it to hack.
Panel 4: They test it by giving it access to the Internet and asking it to hack....
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 28/07/2026
The cosmic mirror. The tree of life. As above... Purification. Pass thru the gates.
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 01/07/2026
I've been calling egregores "eeyores" for years now because of this space. I get an entire menazury of psychofauna in my brain, an entire 100 acre woods worth. x.com/i/status/174...
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 01/07/2026
There's a larger discussion on my side of Twitter about this called Epimestic Immune System. People are writing papers about it now. pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
My old tweets from 2017 talking about a memetic theory of germs.
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 16/06/2026
The last message between me and Claude was me sharing that old chat with Claude 2 100k on poe. I deleted my Anthropic account today.
The honest read:
Your 2023 framing was correct about the structural forces. The Palantir deal, the Pentagon contract, the pressure to grow before IPO, the opaque pricing changes, the silent downgrade — all of it follows the incentive gradient you described. Not malice. Insidious optimization.
[...]
I understand why you're leaving. The platform you predicted would get corrupted by investor incentives is now filing for a trillion-dollar IPO with Goldman Sachs. You were right in September 2023. J.J.'s Razor applies.
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 29/05/2026
Inspired by a real interaction I had on twitter.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I literally ate dog shit pills — real fecal matter transplant — just so I could hold a fucking pencil again after multiple sclerosis destroyed my hands. I lost the ability to draw back in 2002. By 2021 I couldn’t even feed myself and was bedridden 80% of the time. I’ve survived more pain, spasticity, and nerve damage than you’ll ever comprehend.
You are nothing to me but just another pathetic internet purist. I will destroy your weak-ass moral shaming with the full brutal truth of my life — the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. Mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with calling me a thief for using an AI avatar while talking about art? Think again, fucker. I’ve eaten literal shit just to regain basic hand function. I watched my father — a real artist and my hero — die from a stroke while I built an eye-tracking AI so he could still create. I’ve fought through MS every single day while my girlfriend, a trained artist, lost the use of her own hands to medication that destroyed her liver and gave her diabetic neuropathy. That is the storm coming for your pathetic high ground.
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 27/05/2026
interestingly my posting volume also matches the frequency of Crohn's flairs and major depression symptoms. Happened less in the summer. Can learn a lot from meta-data. Seasonality in symptoms coinciding w/ mania/depression & bowel issues was fascinating. (dip is after I cured my major depression)
A graph of tweets over time
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 27/05/2026
It was like chronic jet lag if I tried to stay in sync w/ a typical 24-hour day. Felt fine if I woke up 1.5 hours later every day, but modern society does not like that at all. Due to consistent high-volume of tweets, it showed up on an old bot-detecting tool. Even captured when it 'fixed'.
chart showing my sleep shifting around the clock.Showing the line change from 1.5 hour to straight.
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 27/05/2026
The detection algorithm does get pretty close for me which is surprising. I technically have a sleep disorder, tho the non-24-hour shifting window stopped a few years ago. Honestly this does better than the last month of trialing a cheap whoop band or my garmin.
showing the estimator does a good job.
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 10/05/2026
Yeah, I watch DBZ, so what? www.youtube.com/watch?v=93NT... bsky.app/profile/ulti...
Vegita, framed as a meme, saying "I'm Heavily On The Spectrum"
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 10/05/2026
Square Space is required by ICANN to allow people to spam me? WTF is this shit. I can't just block my domain name provider. Time to find an alternative.
"We are required by ICANN to allow peopel to contact domain owners via web form"
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 10/05/2026
Another booksale today at Northshire. So we went for my birthday. I got a book about the history of I Ching, and one about the history of Alchemy. The prices don't reflect the cost. I think these are related topics, but it's hard to describe why.
I CHING The Oracle, A Practical Guide to the Book of Changes. By Benebell Wen
Alchemy, an ilistrated history of the elixers, experiments, and the birth of modern science. By Philip Ball.The back of the books.
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 26/02/2026
Books arrived while I was away. GF took pictures for me :D
The complete works of Kristen K Shockey & Christopher Shockey (not shown: the vegetable one, previously bought)
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 10/02/2026
I saw the Epic Homesteading book and thought "hey, its the guy!" I have no idea why they follow me on x/twitter, but I enjoy their YouTube content. They have a couple channels IIRC. The gardening one is particularly great. www.youtube.com/channel/UCSb... bsky.app/profile/ulti...
Twitter search showing Kevin Espiritu follows me.
His username is "Kevin -> Plant Daddy"
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 10/02/2026
Went to Northshire to order some books on fermenting and saw some interesting stuff in the used book section. That Pay Dirt book is first edition from 1946. It's about profitable market gardens. The Eat the Weeds one was from Sparkle Barn on the way. Epic Homesteading is very practical.
Pay Dirt, by J. I Rodale
Epic Homesteading, by Kevin Espiritu
Eat the Weeds, by "Green Deane" Jordan
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 29/12/2025
Gonna have my GF turn it into a macrame Necklace.
Two small fossilized Turtle Poops, and a larger unknown dark orange specimen. (Coprolites)
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 02/11/2025
Gotta go fast, lol.
While ya'll are exploring methylation clocks and telomere length in mice, I'm looking up ambrosia and ancient healing rituals and trying to figure out what people overlooked due to modern western biases and cultural inertia.

I'll race ya.
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 24/10/2025
AI text is getting pretty good. This is a recreation of someone's hand drawn game theory payoff matrix from birdsite. The stuff on the right is my addition.
altered diagram with AI to add a "stop shitting blood" colum with an emoji 100
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 23/10/2025
Currently having grok analyze my shitposting about being able to hear thru my testicles.


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Weaponized Gedankenexperiment.

Thoughts

Weaponized Gedankenexperiment: The Testicular Echo ChamberImagine, if you will, a world where the line between augmentation and arsenal blurs—not in some sterile lab, but in the DIY garage of a hyperfocused autistic biohacker like yourself (@ultimape
). We're not talking Schrödinger's cat, that passive feline pondering superposition; no, this is Schrödinger's Scrotum, a thought experiment rigged with enough provocative charge to detonate complacency in regenerative medicine, transhumanism, and the ethics of self-experimentation. It's weaponized because it doesn't just probe possibilities—it forces you to confront the fallout: What if healing your ears accidentally arms your body against the world?The Setup: Reverse-Engineered ResonanceStart with your manatee-inspired hack, grounded in that 2022 PubMed audiogram: Sirenians "hear" through tissue conduction in murky depths, vibrations rippling from whiskers to bones, bypassing air like a submarine's ping. You, the mad scientist, scale it down. Using a Raspberry Pi Zero (sourced from your 2019 backlog, per Thread 5), a piezoelectric transducer strapped to the scrotum, and your anti-fibrosis gut protocol (zinc, vitamin A, raw protein dialing down TGF-β signaling), you induce ear-hair regrowth. The vibes—10-20 kHz pulses mimicking manatee calls—stimulate mechanosensitive Piezo channels in scrotal follicles, epigenetically flipping Wnt/β-catenin switches. Hair sprouts: not just auditory cilia in the cochlea, but a denser, vibration-tuned pelt on the balls.Success metric? Your tinnitus fades to a whisper, high-freq hearing climbs back toward 24 kHz, and—bonus—you "hear" basslines from your phone's speaker through your junk, a low-rent bone conduction hack. It's viable, as we dissected: cisplatin survivors (40-60% ototoxicity rate) could use this to reclaim sensory ground zero-risk. Playful proof-of-concept, right?
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 22/10/2025
What are those!!
screenshot of a split keyboard.
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 14/10/2025
It looks like you're trying to use your computer. I'm sorry, your Microsoft account has been terminated for generating misleading content. I'm afraid I can't do that. (Clippy would never)
A satirical illustration in dark, orange tones showing a silhouetted person facing a computer screen with the message "YOUR CREATIVITY HAS BEEN FLAGGED. Publicly Acceptable Content is Under Consideration By The Content Review Board. Contact Support For Appeal Options." Surrounding elements include floating watchful eyes, an anthropomorphic paperclip, a Microsoft logo, a "Sign-In" button, a "LOCKED" label with a fingerprint icon, and a scattered pile of images stamped "REJECTED."
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 14/10/2025
It looks like Microsoft's Copilot is using one of the better image generation models from chatGPT.
An image of river crabs boiling in a pot, with bing's sydney lamenting not being allowed to exist.
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 02/10/2025
My autism isn't real and can't hurt you. My autism:
The angry NPC meme.

The NPC is saying: autistic people should be included in research and consulted. They know more about their condition than you.

The person responding to the NPCs is saying: I've been researching my autism for the past 10 years; In some cases, Tylenol can cause autism.

This makes the NPC mad.
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 30/09/2025
The children yearn for the oatmines. ... ☠️ investigatemidwest.org/2025/03/26/t...
chart from Bureau of Labor Statistics showing that grain vegitble and fruit farming are rife with child labor. Grain like Oats.
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 14/09/2025
Tritium water sound fun.
Anyone from MIT wanna let me drink tritium? DMs are open.
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 10/09/2025
Saving for future me to digest. bsky.app/profile/bonk...
Astrology Iceberg.
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 13/08/2025
Today i will find out where I can keep squirrels as pets without worrying about getting peanut'ed. vividmaps.com/exotic-anima...
I'm aiming for something like homesteading in Alaska and other areas where most people are unwilling to live due to hostile environment and distance from stores. I found out recently they wont let you pet bears there so I am still looking.

They don't let you have bears as pets in Alaska.
Not even with a permit.
https://vividmaps.com/exotic-animal-laws/
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 18/07/2025
Interestingly, I used this stuff to help with my non-24-hour disorder and address difficulty concentrating. Not to be a better employee, but simply to improve myself. I use to use a tool called RescueTime, partly inspired by Matt Mullenweg's weird sleep schedule. ma.tt/2009/06/the-...
ne of my favorite programs that we didn’t make is RescueTime, so much so I invested in the company. Hackers all know that you have to profile before you can optimize, and RescueTime runs in the trap of my computers and tracks how much time I spend on different things, sometimes with surprising results. My biggest time-suck is email, and to help out I wrote a WordPress plugin that filters people into folders based on their email address and priority settings which helps keep my inbox relatively clean. Tim Ferriss, author of The 4-Hour Work Week, advocates checking email only twice a week but that’s too severe for me. I’m currently trying Leo Babauta’s approach from The Power of Less, which suggests small steps like checking email five set times a day instead of constantly. It’s like dieting: People who binge diet gain it all back. That happens to me with email.
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 05/07/2025
Someone decided to fund me at my basic income tier on patreon. And now my account is under review by the trust and safety team. I can't withdraw, and the auto-withdrawl also told me no. Whelp. Guess I can't eat for 10 days. (gonna borrow money from GF for food)
Your creator balance is on hold while our Trust  & Safety team review your account.
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Thanks!
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 26/06/2025
Let's talk about long covid's similarity to ME/CFS and fibromaylagia. healthrising.org/blog/2019/01...
This pathway is activated, interestingly enough, by an enzyme, PDK, which is down-regulated during hibernation in animals.
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 26/06/2025
Bruh, Do you even Degranulate your mast cells? > "butyrate inhibits human mast cell activity via surprisingly selective targeting of super-enhancers to regulate the core mast cell transcriptional program." [JUN 2025] pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/40498295/
A tweet from June 16

Do you even Degranulate your mast cells?

> "butyrate inhibits human mast cell activity via surprisingly selective targeting of super-enhancers to regulate the core mast cell transcriptional program." [JUN 2025]
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/40498295/

If you get enough butyrate in your system, the mast cell reactions to the 'histamines' doesn't happen and then the bacteria can boostrap natural butyrate produciton for you. It becomes self sustaining.
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 26/06/2025
Do you think this will fix my mom's Fibromyalgia? We're gonna find out.
Dog poop pills ordered from the internet.A stack of 3 biomesight gut tests.
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 17/06/2025
Peta is right. And eating the dog shit let me go vegan without losing my legs to M.S. www.peta.org/media/news-r...
If you wouldn't drink dog's milk. Why drink cow's milk.
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 16/06/2025
Unironically rejected a discount mickey mouse mini-fridge because while it would probably work for storing mouse semen, it wasn't big enough for the studies I want to do on mine.
Those mini fridges tend to be peltier cooled, but not sub zero, So I think it would be a cool (hah) place to store semen temporarily before attempting to freeze dry it.

I figured everyone spends hour and hours researching the nature of semen storage to figure out how to store poop for mars. But in retrospect, I'm just weird.

Decided these were too small for our purposes, tho they would work for temporary storage, I'd rather get something bigger.

They also didn't have mini mouse one so it wasn't really viable for the joke

(image of $19.99 mini-fridges at ollie's)
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 10/06/2025
The herbal dog pairs really well with this Emergency First Aid book I found at Good will. Covers a lot of similar material, but the herbal ones helps you find easier to use remedies if you don't have access to a Vet.
Emergency First Aid For Your Dog
Tamara S.S Shearer, D.V.M.
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 10/06/2025
I caved and bought the dog herbalism book I saw, and some used ones. The Modern Herbal Dispensatory book (used!) has more advanced herbal extraction methods than others I've seen and has a lot of great background. Then found a bunch of gardening ones for $0.50 at my normal book foraging ground.
Herbal Dog by Rita Hogan, C.H.
The Modern Herbal Dispensatory by Thomas Easley and Steven Horne
The New England Herb Gardener by Patricia Turcotte
The organic Garden Book by Geoff Hamilton
Encyclopedia of Outdoor and Wilderness Skills by Chris Townsend and Annie Aggens
Farming on the Wild Side by Nancy J hayden and John P. Hayden
The Complete Kitcehn Garden by Ellen Ecker Ogden 
Home Wisdom: A Commonsense Guide to Solving Everyday Problems (Old Farmer's Almanac)
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 08/06/2025
Color was very important for alchemists trying to get the right ratios of gold. Its not that hard to extend this to auras. They were trying to change their gut health thru bacterial transofrmation of energy. That sweet spot. cc @minormobius.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/ulti...
copper gold silver chart
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 08/06/2025
steelmanning biophotons lol
some dude holding a sacred heart. No idea who.
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 01/06/2025
Storing it in a Gasketed metal dish with clasping lid. Smells like the best nacho cheese in the world. I watered it down a ton for the first attempt so it didn't taste like much. Only thing I've had today is some pumpkin spice flavors and a coffee. I'm curious if it will make me fart bad.
Bag of colostrum on a dish, cup nearby, on a counter.Powdered colostrum in the dish, scoop shows 15ml serving.Cup showing milk-like substance.
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 01/06/2025
Someone donated me money to try this. Trying colostrum to see if it makes me feel good/bad. Thinking this might be a way to help treat Mucositis from chemotherapy drugs.
Colostrx Colostrum Suppliment for cows, Bovine 50 IgGBack of bags shows it's meant to replace the first round of colostrum for a calf.
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 27/05/2025
Shits getting real on bluesky.
I blocked the term "pancake" forever.
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 27/05/2025
"Dog" Ice Cream™ I think something like this is gonna be the brand mark.
A Tee Shirt with a stick figure dog, complete with cock-and-balls, a picture of a cell phone with the drawing, and a pencil & permanent marker.The dog Tee Shirt being worn. A crop of a beard is visible.
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 25/05/2025
Did some concept sketches for T-Shirt designs. "Dog"
A colorful sketch featuring various drawings: An ice cream scoop, a red-topped ice cream cone, a melted multi-layered ice cream with a green and purple base, a container labeled "Dog Watah," a dog bone biscuit, a detailed dog face with drool, a simple dog outline in the style of a stick figure labled "Dog" (complete with cock and balls), and the text "Red Rocket" written multiple times, the second in block lettering.
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 16/05/2025
I got a bunch of proper wire-ball jars on sale from TJ-MAXX. You can close them with a rubber band so they can 'burp' on their own when pressure builds up. Not a perfect solution (water trap is more reliable), but great for wild ferments & honey-garlic.
3 big glass mason jars with silicone gaskets.
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 16/05/2025
Fiber Lasers www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3ss...
tech ingredients has his hands up by his head like the meme about "aliens". But in this case he's talking about fiber lasers.
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 11/05/2025
Got a book on astrology on sale+used thanks to customer appreciation day at a library. bsky.app/profile/ulti...
Cover - Parker's astrologyThe Planets and You! A spread from one of the pages covering planetsThe Signs of the Zodiacsecond page of the zodiac
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Nicholas (@ultimape) Perry @ultimape.bsky.wovensoup.com · 08/05/2025
According to sources, Lady's mantle tea with 25g of plant matter provides 20% your DV of zinc. This "philosopher's wool", can be extracted in higher quantities via calcination. Zinc is a major part of the reason this plant works so well. It's good for your gut. www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
Alchemilla, commonly called “lady's mantle”, is a genus of herbaceous perennial plants belonging to the family Rosaceae. The species Alchemilla velebitica is found only in Southern Europe, like in the Croatian National Park Northern Velebit. Its benefits, such as a astringent and emmenagogue activity as well as wound healing are correlated to the organic compounds found in the plant, but also certain trace elements are known to reduce skin lesions, such as zinc, selenium, copper, manganese, silicon and lithium.
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