iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

unsure whether i want the resident psychic to be gardevoir or alakazam. latter's probably better stats wise but i take issue with turning the perfect design that is abra into that guy

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 8h

i picked up my old copy of ruby and got the full breadth of the gba experience by grazing the cartridge in a way that made it shriek at me and erase maybe 5 minutes of progress

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 8h

every time i do anything involving pokemon i black out and wake up in an unmanageable pile of smogon and pokemondb tabs with my ears ringing

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

it's completely ethical to tie up a pokemon with a lead and haul them off and seal them away a dark cave before fighting them. do you want these dusk balls to go to waste?

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

some of the pokeballs in cobblemon are so funny bc you can just manufacture the criteria that they get a catch rate boost under. like yeah i have this surplus of dive balls so every pokemon i want to catch gets systematically dragged deep into the nearest body of water

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

After multiple instances of watching minecraft idly run at 60 fps only to drop to 2 after one input I have concluded that someone needs to invent a pc that feels pain so I can gouge my nails into it should it displease me

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

they need to figure out how to make figura and cpm compatible so you can see it all and I never have to lua script for shit

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

they didn't even fucking proofread the logo they ai generated before slapping it on the also ai generated model image

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i wanna start curating a collection of random brands i find on amazon bc they really make it feel like humanity has run out of names

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

last halloween feels like it was 2 minutes ago we need to do something about everything

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i want to wear the zombie hi horses.

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

nintendo puts so much effort into the fashion in splatoon and pokemon and i really think they should be selling a bunch of those designs irl

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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026

I had to make this a jingle

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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

funniest rom hack reasoning of all time

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Every asset in our game is entirely manmade. Generative AI was used to support our developers by providing detailed JOI between work sessions

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

8:00 in the damn morning no sleep and my body can't figure out it's supposed to be tired

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

im stuck in an unending cycle of my circadian rhythm getting its head blown off on a bi-monthly basis

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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

September, but I lost my 45 adapter

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

the lack of any major fanfare or music at all made it so much worse somehow. left to my own devices to process that hoenn's own biblical leviathan has arrived to break all my pokeballs and eviscerate my underleveled team

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

i don't think i've ever felt such a distinct sense of panic playing minecraft as i did after fishing up this fucking thing and suddenly having my whole team systematically slaughtered under pouring rain before it swam away faster than i've ever seen any mob move before to go despawn

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

september is getting too heavy bro my birthday has to compete with 9/11 AND charlie kirk's botched tracheostomy now

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

the oomfies prepare for yet another minecraft phase. a brief stint in the blockbench mines was called for

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

"i can help you with sfighbfhgb" this box of scraps boasts its services as a wise and humble oracle as it spits up the slurried remains of the morning newspaper at my feet

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

AI doesn't deserve to use words like "I" and "me" tbh. Don't pretend you possess any modicum of individuality

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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

snatcher, screenshot, sega cd (1994) www.mobygames.com/game/7524/sn...

green caps text on a black background:
this story is dedicated
to all those cyberpunks
who fight against injustice
and corruption every day
of their lives.

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

still pissed off about the design contest being twitter exclusive. you don't get to yell about being anti-ai for clout and then immediately fellate elon musk's shitty nazi bot farm site instead of offering a normal and respectable method of entry

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

astro man gets a third boss fight bc of his autism swag

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

honestly funny as fuck that kid icarus uprising made medusa a giant baddie when every depiction of her from the nes era had her looking like isaac's mom

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

people are always talking about how unhealthy processed foods are and i hate how unspecific that term is. like what process? canning is a process. cooking is a process. people mince and puree fresh produce with a device called a food processor. i know i'm being pedantic but it's so vague

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

crazy to think that freeman's mind and hlvr aren't that far apart in terms of game progress rn

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I don't doubt that that's one of the best places to look but there are various factors at play beyond price such as highway legality and I don't have a license

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

look at this thing though i feel the same way looking at it as i would seeing a big joyous dog running around

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

i know bikes are generally a lot less safe than cars but the majority of my decisions are dictated by crippling anxiety and something about a moped just feels more controllable. probably just my prior familiarity with bicycles talking. this is just how my shit works

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

i want a moped. they have such cuteness and the idea of riding one makes me less anxious than the giant four wheeled death machines that are the dominant species of america

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

once again spending too much of my night fantasizing about shit that would have me out thousands of dollars that i don't have

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

the last thing i played was pepsiman for achievement of the week. what does this entail for me? am i an ordinary citizen who drinks nothing but pepsi for a year or am i cursed to experience massive blunt force trauma every day of my life getting hit by cars and gored by bison?

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

tired of seeing automatic payments come out for my phone bill. can you just render the service without charging please

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

as a kid i could not get it through my head that my experiences and interests were not universal and now sometimes i'll still think like "yeah they'll catch the exact vibe of what i want here and i won't have to explain anything" (quote by unknowable autistic weirdo)

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

been pondering my own wretched mind lately and i think a lot of problems i had as a child that i thought were resolved have just evolved into some different shit that's harder to identify after sitting with me for so long

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

if you order your video game ost playlist alphabetically instead by order of appearance in-game im taking everything from you

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

mina from hollower: "tenebrous isle is so massive, if only there were a faster way to traverse it!" the ever-reliable iron steed:

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Mina the Hollower OST - Thorne's Echolalia

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

breaking news dumb fucker thinks the days are passing too fast bc he stays up past midnight and gets a bunch of friday mixed into in his thursday

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

it is as the scrolls foretold

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

6:00am with melatonin in my system slowly withering me away here we come!!!

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Any time im confident about improving my sleep schedule I can always consistently rely on my stomach to fucking HURT

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

a skeleton gets electrocuted and you see a brief flash of a human

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

i'm getting word that if the the shock gloves fail ice plans to equip each of their pigs with a personal drone aircraft and a satchel full of bombs. and if that doesn't pan out researchers are developing a set of titanium tentacles that can lift cars

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

how do i make the youtube algorithm understand that i am never going to click on an ai dubbed video or a massive less than a day old stream vod from johnny 2 subscribers

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