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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 4h
last halloween feels like it was 2 minutes ago we need to do something about everything
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 22h
nintendo puts so much effort into the fashion in splatoon and pokemon and i really think they should be selling a bunch of those designs irl
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JLP @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026
I had to make this a jingle
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every asset in our game is entirely manmade. Generative AI was used to support our developers by providing detailed JOI between work sessions
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
im stuck in an unending cycle of my circadian rhythm getting its head blown off on a bi-monthly basis
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i don't think i've ever felt such a distinct sense of panic playing minecraft as i did after fishing up this fucking thing and suddenly having my whole team systematically slaughtered under pouring rain before it swam away faster than i've ever seen any mob move before to go despawn
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
september is getting too heavy bro my birthday has to compete with 9/11 AND charlie kirk's botched tracheostomy now
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the oomfies prepare for yet another minecraft phase. a brief stint in the blockbench mines was called for
reuben cubin'
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🟡⚪𝑩𝑶𝑾𝑨𝑪𝑼𝑵𝑮𝑨🟣⚫ @biggercabunga.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Guys my source just sent me this
Apple Jacks for the switch 2 available RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
AI doesn't deserve to use words like "I" and "me" tbh. Don't pretend you possess any modicum of individuality
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
snatcher, screenshot, sega cd (1994) www.mobygames.com/game/7524/sn...
green caps text on a black background:
this story is dedicated
to all those cyberpunks
who fight against injustice
and corruption every day
of their lives.
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
astro man gets a third boss fight bc of his autism swag
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
honestly funny as fuck that kid icarus uprising made medusa a giant baddie when every depiction of her from the nes era had her looking like isaac's mom
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
people are always talking about how unhealthy processed foods are and i hate how unspecific that term is. like what process? canning is a process. cooking is a process. people mince and puree fresh produce with a device called a food processor. i know i'm being pedantic but it's so vague
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
crazy to think that freeman's mind and hlvr aren't that far apart in terms of game progress rn
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
once again spending too much of my night fantasizing about shit that would have me out thousands of dollars that i don't have
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
the last thing i played was pepsiman for achievement of the week. what does this entail for me? am i an ordinary citizen who drinks nothing but pepsi for a year or am i cursed to experience massive blunt force trauma every day of my life getting hit by cars and gored by bison?
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
tired of seeing automatic payments come out for my phone bill. can you just render the service without charging please
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
been pondering my own wretched mind lately and i think a lot of problems i had as a child that i thought were resolved have just evolved into some different shit that's harder to identify after sitting with me for so long
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
if you order your video game ost playlist alphabetically instead by order of appearance in-game im taking everything from you
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
mina from hollower: "tenebrous isle is so massive, if only there were a faster way to traverse it!" the ever-reliable iron steed:
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Mina the Hollower OST - Thorne's Echolalia
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
breaking news dumb fucker thinks the days are passing too fast bc he stays up past midnight and gets a bunch of friday mixed into in his thursday
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Any time im confident about improving my sleep schedule I can always consistently rely on my stomach to fucking HURT
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
a skeleton gets electrocuted and you see a brief flash of a human
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i'm getting word that if the the shock gloves fail ice plans to equip each of their pigs with a personal drone aircraft and a satchel full of bombs. and if that doesn't pan out researchers are developing a set of titanium tentacles that can lift cars
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
how do i make the youtube algorithm understand that i am never going to click on an ai dubbed video or a massive less than a day old stream vod from johnny 2 subscribers
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
i feel like my circumstances lately lend themselves well to the bad luck brian format
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small funny @smallfunny.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
deltarune boss dialogue
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🎃FEARnando Carrie ~ Spooky Story Artist @botsandmagic.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
FOR EVERYONE WHO USES TWITCH! Go into your account settings > Security and Privacy and turn this OFF! (It's on by default) Fuck Bezos and FUCK Ai #twitch #fuckai
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reflex @energyrune.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
i swear to fucking god i saw this like a week and a half ago and i cannot cannot cannot stop thinking about it its so fucking good
"popeye superbird suchwich - im rubbing my tummy for this  and the new meal from fastfoor about  it. absolutely incredible. 6$"
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
reposting this one bc its still true
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Did anyone else misinterpret ralsei saying "it wont attack itself" as like "welp. this thing aint gonna kill itself" instead of "it wont shoot you if you're on it"
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ʟʊʟʊ ȶɦɛ ɢɦօֆȶ (ɮɨʀɖ ʍօɖɛ) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
there's an evil part of me who loves labor saying i should make a comic and an even worse part saying i should learn renpy and make an action VN in the vein of snatcher and policenauts with shooting segments
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
my contributions to the world via drawpile
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i just want to go outside and walk for the sake of my health but the weather hurts
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i dont like the shade of yellow that the wii's power light turns when its in standby. it always reads less yellow to me and more green but my vision is fucked up
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
what was he cooking
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 05/08/2026
RT to scare a speculative collector
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
retroachievements got me learning that wii sports is lowkey dogshit if you seek anything from it beyond a quick game w friends and family
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i want people with sound design autism to teach me how to make shit sound like the ghosts in gamecube luigi's mansion
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
every edit i've seen of this video hits. it's a perfect formula
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
christians support turning the internet into a surveillance state bc god is tech illiterate and can't identify sins committed on discord
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My favourite E.Honda moments 2 turbo
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
pokemon should have minor nitpicky regional differences i think. like in galar they spell it nidouran
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I swear like every year I read about someone discovering revolutionary new ways to halt or reverse tooth decay and everyone just sleeps it forever. Dentists would rather kill themselves than not drill out people's molars
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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
what the fuck do you mean roblox games can charge real money for access now. what have i been stockpiling robux for if someone can just demand $30 from me outright
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