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Ulsfark

@ulsfark.bsky.social
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Cat dad, it bloke, blacksmith, dumbass

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
i wonder if famed investigative journalist matt taibbi will have anything to say about this
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
i met this guy on Saturday. he was engaged in the devious business of walking a kid who'd just been maced back to his apartment and washing out their eyes.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 03/02/2026
exactly. this is not difficult. as.ft.com/r/58ed1b23-d...
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
FIRED? Who gives a fuck about “fired”?!? How about “send them to jail for life”? And I mean ALL of ‘em.
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
this week's post is about, well, this week. it hasn't been a boring week. margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/this-week-...
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Ulsfark @ulsfark.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Ok look… if you have reverend doctors calling him out… it’s really bad
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
America, you've spoken loud and clear: you do not like being stabbed in the dick with an ice pick. But what if stabbing yourself in the dick with an ice pick is the only way to fight, idk, climate change or whatever?
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Ulsfark @ulsfark.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
This is a criminal
My cat in a box
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 06/10/2025
What a delight to learn that most people aren't in fact raging LGBTQ-phobic shitweasels
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 19/09/2025
This is Petunia. She was found starving, every bone in her body was visible, and she had sustained significant fractures in both hips. Once she's healthy enough for surgery, she will need her hips repaired and physical therapy. You can donate to her care below ❤️‍🩹 15outof10.org/petunia
a light brown pittie mix, Petunia, looks up at the camera with light brown eyes. she is standing up inside a vet clinic. a person holds a orange lead attached to Petunia's collar. even from this view, her hip bones and ribs are visible. a photo of Petunia from the back. her hip bones, ribs, and leg bones protrude from her extremely thin body.side view of Petunia as she stands up outside in an enclosed area. every rib is visible in her small body along with her femur and hip bones.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
He finally got his revenge against the man who asked him if he was up past his jail time. Now it's up to us to ask why he's terrified to release #TheEPSTEIN_PedoFiles. #StandWithTheSurvivors
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Ulsfark @ulsfark.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Here is my multiplayer boy. He insists he sits on my lap on a wooden board while I’m at my computer. Said board is meant to hold my keyboard and mouse. He’s a giant goddamn cat at like 20 pounds
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Ulsfark @ulsfark.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
When I tell yall I *burst* out laughing
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/04/2025
I was famous once
Me, expertly photoshopped into a picture of the Three Stooges. I look uncannily like Curly.
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Owl Daily @owldaily.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
When you see someone touch your snacks without permission. 📸 mon_regard_sur_la_nature #Birds #Owl
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Walter Mittens Cronkat @waltermcronkat.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Hello. I am Walter Mittens Cronkat, this is reflections. #cat #cats #cute #animals #animal #pets #pet #waltermcronkat #catsofbluesky #kitty #cuteanimal #cutepets #catpics #catlife #catitude #catstyle #happycat #catlove #catpaws #meow #catthoughts #catbelly #sleepycat #thoughtfulcat #mindfulcat
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
this doesn't really have legal force but it would make it clear in any instance where Trump does this that what we'd be witnessing is an invasion
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
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estroJenna Seven @jenna7.tgirl.gay · 10/04/2025
the story of Jesus is the story of how the state will stop at nothing to prevent communism from dismantling its power and Judas was a fkn fed in this essay i will...
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Ulsfark @ulsfark.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Does anyone else remember Street Sharks the early 90s cartoon? It’s apparently on Amazon rn.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/04/2025
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
a substantial and intractable issue is that many people on the left reject the military-industrial complex (good) without understanding how it's tools function (bad) and as a result they convince themselves of shit like this because "looks like a mushroom cloud to me"
Two posts from Twitter where people discuss pictures of Israeli missile strikes and claim they are obviously nuclear weapons that left behind more radiation than the Hiroshima bomb.
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Jay Lee @jayleec.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
This book shouldn't be banned 😂
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I’m down for Al Sharpton’s boycott on Friday. If we want to be effective, we need to stop giving these people our money. Are you in?
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TruBluNorth @trublunorth.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Texas: Who’s responsible for this? YOU are. Choice have consequences.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
it's gonna be so funny if a mix of Brady violations and reasonable doubt about cops planting that gun turn Luigi into OJ Simpson But Everyone's Cool With It
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I was recently leaked a document that was written by and for think tank and DNC affiliated policy wonks and circulated in private chats. It describes in unsparing terms the threat Curtis Yarvin, Neoreactionary tech founders, and Elon Musk pose to democracy. shatterzone.substack.com/p/democratic...
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Democratic Insiders Are Sharing A Warning About Curtis Yarvin, Elon Musk & Neoreactionaries
DNC employees and think tank workers have compiled a document about the Neoreactionary threat to democracy
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Ulsfark @ulsfark.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Today I learned that Strawberries, raspberries and blackberries aren’t berries HOWEVER Pumpkins and bananas *are* I have no idea what to do with this knowledge but it made me giggle
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Ulsfark @ulsfark.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
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Plant Powered A-ron🌱🌎💙🌊 @plantpowered1971.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Ulsfark @ulsfark.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Not mine but very important
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Ulsfark @ulsfark.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
A very early Flat Fuck Friday
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
awful
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Ulsfark @ulsfark.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Giving a raccoon a gun is safe as long as you teach them proper gun handling and safety
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Ulsfark @ulsfark.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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Ulsfark @ulsfark.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
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Ulsfark @ulsfark.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
How is solo leveling just so damn good? Every episode is amazing
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Ulsfark @ulsfark.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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