Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 04/10/2026The early performances of the Rocky Horror Picture Show were a tad restrained for Richard's tastes, so he tried to spice it up with an impromtu rendition of "the Funky Gibbon". #GirlsOwnCC 1211
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 25/09/2026I present to you Grace, a former feline in residence, a.k.a "the Archduchess" who looks rather like on of @legalclaret.bsky.social 's cats. Grace's predecessor, Mallory, looked rather like their other cat but I can't find a pic of them. I always get the feels when they post a picture of their two 150
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 20/09/2026FFS! I was only looking at it last week. Here is a "before" picture 010
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 12/09/2026As a surprise to absolutely no-one it seems there are only far right nut-job crypto-bros who for some reason what to give money to the party of rentaGobshites. 000
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 09/09/2026Last night Ryanair sent me a voucher for £3.50 so I could get a meal and/or drink" once the plane was delayed for a few hours. Here are a selection of the menus from air side catering establishments. As a diabetic my chances of getting anything safe to eat covered by that voucher were non-existent. 110
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 08/09/2026Just look at the state of this. The sole communication from Ryanair 110
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 08/09/2026Uh oh. Ryanair have changed from moving the departure time goalposts and labelling my flight as "delayed" to this. This does not look auspicious. 100
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 07/09/2026I have visited the King's Road (Dark Hedges), although the chances of getting an atmospheric shot were non-existent with 2 coach parties there at the same time. 120
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 07/09/2026Today I have mostly been looking at hexagonal rocks, and the views out of a coach window on the way there. 010
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 06/09/2026I have now made it as far as Belfast city centre and have found nourishment. 110
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 03/09/2026I've given in & bought a ticket for Coyote v Acme at my local cinema. On the seating chart it looked mostly full already, but on arrival I am the only customer, and most of the seats are in this condition with "out of order" labels. I am wondering how they can justify £9.95 for a matinee screening. 100
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 01/09/2026The Blackpool illuminations are also stunning this year. #VisitBritain 050
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 01/09/2026As if by magic, this appeared in my phone's notifications overnight. Do not want. It does this on every update - install unknown & unwanted apps that start butting in and have to be found & deleted with extreme prejudice. 120
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 31/08/2026That's not quite how it works at this one. They have a "premium" membership tier that reserves access the gym between 2 and 8pm. I have the "basic" membership . This is what their occupancy looks like on a normal Monday, which is fairly typical. I'm usually in the 7am or just after 9am crowd. 110
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 27/08/2026Another good thing - I've managed to ram all the coffee into my backpack, so no need for a second bag. In a bit I have a VR experience booked, and then it will be time to start the long trek home. Here are some more bits of Lille. 120
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 23/08/2026"I remain unconvinced George that these public beer fountains are that good an idea." #GirlsOwnCC 1210
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 22/08/2026One of my pet peeves is pavement parkers. One of the houses nearby keeps doing this, despite being in a quiet dead end road with plenty of driveway space and no parking issues. This was earlier. This selfish household really pisses me off as they do this most days. 020
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 21/08/2026Before McDonalds arrived on our shores, the UK had Wimpys named after that character.... 120
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 20/08/2026Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness 110
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 17/08/2026Without downloading any new pictures, where are you at mentally? 010
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 13/08/2026The Torygraph is doing it's degress v salaries things again as it is A-Level day. On A-Level day *mumble* years ago I did not give a fig about job prospects, I was just delighted to have made my offer and be going to my 1st choice. My degree didn't turn out as planned, but the salary worked out OK 110
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 09/08/2026"But Papa, if you allow me to go to medical school I can cure little Cosette of the sleeping sickness. I can even deal with all those mysterious illnesses that keep befalling the maids for 5-6 months where you send them to the countryside to recover." #GirlsOwnCC 1280
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 09/08/2026No, he's not dead. Just very, very full of chicken and in need of sleeping it all off. 130
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 06/08/2026I am now officially "rolling home". Well it would have been rude not to, and Kings Cross Waitrose had them in the chiller cabinet... And as far as DWCon is concerned I AM the Duchess of Tanqueray, as enobled by the Low King herself. 010
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 06/08/2026Why does that building have a tower and walkway around it? 321
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 06/08/2026And because I am now safely in Belgium, have a look at some Excellent Belgian trolling seen on the walking tour of Amsterdam. 120
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 06/08/2026This is what Plus seats look like. Opposite them in the carriages are single seats (I am in one). They are comfy & wide. I opt for plus whenever the upgrade is not too expensive. You also get a light meal and some drinks included when the serving staff are on board; that's after we leave NL. 000
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 06/08/2026The whole city is covered in them. Some are very faded suggesting they have been there for years. I am unclear how many have been added specifically for Pride, and how many are here all year round. Here's the Central station.... 010
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 06/08/2026I also managed to rock up in Amsterdam at the start of Pride week, which was a surprise to me as in the UK that's usually in June. 120
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 06/08/2026But have taken the free ferry to see my final attraction of the trip.... 120
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 06/08/2026Not all that impressed by the budget accommodation options. 130
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 05/08/2026And I almost forgot very annoyed swan, who is spectacular. 000
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 05/08/2026They also have some model ships, which @dreadships.bsky.social might enjoy. And lots of ship portraits. 210
Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 05/08/2026But my favourite is the woman with all the weaponry, in a gallery full of portraits of very military men. She wins! 110
