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Yanncé ✨

@uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app
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Lover of candy, crocheting, & growing things. 🌱 Here for a good time. ✨ Esq., I guess. 1922 🐩. What if we're all Sims? I’m here for nonsense. (She/her) 🏳️‍🌈

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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 4h
A little salad snack before bed! The lettuce and tomatoes are from my indoor garden. I added black olives, salad peppers, and pickled garlic with an oil and vinegar dressing (I’m in a savory/briny mood). Took the salad picture after I started eating it lol
Picture of freshly harvested lettuce in front of a hydroponic garden full of tomatoesPicture of a half eaten salad. My bad
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 9h
I get my salads from my living room! ☺️🥗 Indoor gardening >>>
Picture of lettuce growing in 6 inch pots indoors on a shelf with a grow light
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 13/10/2026
Look at my little strawberry in the hydroponic garden! I finally understand that I will not get any strawberries if I don’t hand pollinate them. A fan is not enough lol
Picture of a tiny red alpine strawberry growing in a hydroponic garden
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
First indoor garden harvest! Today’s harvest: - Pinocchio orange tomatoes (hydroponic) - Dwarf jalapeños (hydroponic) - Multiple varieties of lettuce (grown in pots, mason jars, and in the hydroponic garden)
Indoor garden harvest of lettuce, jalapeños, and Pinocchio orange tomatoes
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Indoor gardening update: the lettuce is so pretty! ☺️ This lettuce was started in the hydroponic garden and transplanted into 6 inch pots of soil.
6 pots of lettuce growing indoors
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
Marie! ☺️☺️☺️
Picture from the dressmaking game. Character says, “My name is Marie Laroche, and I am here to enquire about a dress for a funeral.”
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
This. And people are in the comments talking about how the best friend isn’t entitled to a first class ticket. What does entitlement have to do with anything?
IG screenshot with the headline: LeBron James' Wife, Savannah James, Flew First Class While Her Best Friend Flew Coach. Her Friend Said, "I Don't Have That In My Budget. There Are Two Different Lifestyles. We Are Not Delusional."
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Weird.
More ceiling stars
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
It’s time for bed, but these bits of light that look like stars appeared on my ceiling. Can’t believe they actually showed up in a picture. I wonder what kind of portal this is.
Picture of my ceiling. You can see some reflections of light that look like stars.
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
I forgot to water my Aristotle basil. ☹️ 9/17 vs 9/24. 😵‍💫
Basil on 9/17 looking gorgeous and healthy Wilted basil 😞
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
6 - 10 as long as it’s properly prepared.
Man at podium meme
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
The cookies are in the oven because I had the ingredients to happiness and I’m responsible for my own.
Bob Belcher stressed meme
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Wait. Is this a trend??? (I’m not in New York btw)
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
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Watermelon on cardboard
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
A moment of whimsy: After work, I noticed something growing in the parking lot. 🤣✨
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
A couple of years before that, I had one in the living room
Picture of a grass wall in a living room in
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
Thinking about the time I installed a grass wall in my bedroom. When all of the restaurants and nail salons started doing it, I decided I didn’t like it anymore. 😅 But I kinda wanna do it again!
Picture of me smiling in a purple dress in front of a grass wall
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
He gets on my NERVES.
Angry deer
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026
I think I’m gonna plant another variety of jalapeño pepper. I planted dwarf jalapeño peppers thinking the plant would be small, but the actual peppers are tiny. I left them to ripen, but they got stressed and they’re not even hot.
Picture of a jalapeño plant in a hydroponic gardenPicture of some little jalapeño peppers
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026
These are my dad’s eyebrows. I have his eyebrows lmao
My dads brows
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026
bone

lesson

The difference between attraction and compatibility

how it kicks you in the belly every now and then.

- Yrsa Daley-Ward
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
Oh the Sour Patch Kids did their big one with these chews!
Sour Patch Chews
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
My baby is showing out!!! She loves indirect light and neglect! 🥰
Orchid with buds forming
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
I only have one nose piercing, so I opted for the double hoop for the illusion 🤣
Double hoop nose ring
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
I’ve been doing twists with miracle knots and sew-ins and now there’s a hole in my hair. 😖 Before and after today’s trim. 🙃
Picture of my hair before the trimPicture of my hair after the trim
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
😭
cantguardmyke


"In short, it is the
missionary position for a generation that no longer believes in God."
Mike Birnigalla
Does Heteronormativity Force Us to Engage in Performative Backshots?
MYCALDEDE.SUBSTACK.COM
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026
These are the little hands. I like to keep them in my purse and sneakily put them on my fingers when I have an audience who might be entertained.
Little plastic hands on a table
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026
Earlier this year, I got bored and decided to paint a canvas this color because I love it so much.
Green painted canvas
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 06/09/2026
She said yes to a marriage proposal knowing she didn’t really want to be with the guy and just wanted to fit in and “progress” in life and her crush was straight The out of character part was accepting this ugly ass ring. It looked kinda like this, but it was also dingy.
Gold engagement ring with tiny inlaid diamond
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 05/09/2026
I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!
Screenshot from Pretty Pretty Please I Don't Want to be a Magical Girl with the main character and her new bestieScreenshot from Pretty Pretty Please I Don't Want to be a Magical Girl

“But like, what even is a star beam, you know?”Screenshot from Pretty Pretty Please I Don't Want to be a Magical Girl

“Now, a lead pipe to the shins?”Screenshot from Pretty Pretty Please I Don't Want to be a Magical Girl

“That’s just reliable, baby.”
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 31/08/2026
Me: “Why am I so pissed off and sad?” App:
4 days left
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 30/08/2026
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Picture of me smiling and wearing a seatbelt so I can be safe
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 29/08/2026
(Imma delete this but sometimes things look different after you publicly post them) The gold belt is just gonna sit under the belly 🙂‍↕️
Me
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 28/08/2026
✨ Moon Gallery ✨
Screenshot of my gallery of moon pictures
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 28/08/2026
Picture of the moon with trees framing itPicture of the lunar eclipsePicture of the moon with a glare from street lights and framed by trees and cloudsHorizontal picture of the moon with the top of a tree and flare from a street lamp in the picture
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 28/08/2026
Moon during a lunar eclipse
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 28/08/2026
Pictures of the moon during a lunar eclipse.
Picture of the moonPicture of the moon with trees and clouds framing itPicture of the moon with leaves and clouds  framing itPicture of the moon with clouds in the forefront
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
I have to travel more. I stay on the edges of the U.S. and haven’t been inside. 🤣 Something about not being in a state where you can reach the ocean disturbs me. 😅
Map of the places I’ve been and lived. 

Make yours at roadtripowl.com
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
Fuckna. Which is basically the same thing as, “Uh nope, not today.” 🤣
Remove the first 4 Letters from your name and add Fuck.
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 23/08/2026
I wish my mom told me things like this that would help me in life. Instead, she told me that if I ate a watermelon seed, a watermelon would grow in my stomach until I got too big & my little body wouldn’t be able to handle it & I would explode & she’d cry as she cleaned pieces of me off the walls.
BethyLoo
my mom used to say chores were a special task you got to do if you had a bad day and needed to relax but it was only for grownups. And I came home from like Ist grade once begging to clean the bathroom because I had a bad day and I literally said "I'm not a grownup but please, I just need to relax" my mom said "I guess just this once would be okay" yeah I used to fucking deep clean the whole house, bathroom included, if I had a bad day at school. I still clean if I'm annoyed like wtf master manipulator over here
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 18/08/2026
Picture of a hydroponically grown jalapeño pepper plant that says, “my jalapeños in the hydroponic garden are starting to flower!”
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 18/08/2026
It’s my first time!
Blushing stick figure
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 16/08/2026
I really don’t know! I thought it was some foreign stuff. 🤧😭 Here’s what the song was like before that. 😭
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 16/08/2026
The whole ride felt like a fever dream. 😭
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 15/08/2026
Vibes ✨
Dusk and beautiful Black people
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 12/08/2026
Like wtf is this even about? Is somebody mad I didn’t follow them back? Their page looks like spam anyway! 😭
@ plightclub.bsky.social 10 days ago

Follower Gluttons
I expect narcissism is the culprit but equality matters and these are not our friends or likely even human. Much like corporations #endcitizensunited
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 12/08/2026
Got a new primer from Ulta 🤩
Power Grip Primer - Super Gooey Gripper
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 11/08/2026
You know what, I’m not asking any questions. Let’s just get ahead of it. 🙂‍↔️
Muted words: Eric Adams
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 11/08/2026
That’s what I like about it.
Smirk face reaction
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