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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mario Kart World retro tracks are very intentionally different from the rest of the series. Only the recent SNES tracks even have console prefixes because the others are only faithful to their originals to the extent they serve a function in the greater world. They're basically just callbacks
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
new ghosts 🏀👻 youtu.be/Yzjr3v7mnRg
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G - H - O - S - T 🏀👻
YouTube video by Louie Zong
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
...but not really lol
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Always Sunny: Frank's Oh My God Moment
Alt: Always Sunny: Frank's Oh My God Moment
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Right, that too. Kind of weird to get so triumphant at your lowest point in the game lol
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's especially funny as a metroid casual because it's easily the song I think of first when I think of the series. Tho it does strike me as something that doesn't have a lot of room for reuse considering how similar the scenerios in these games can already be. It would highlight the issue lol
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One more for da road
Pauline on New York Minute
Nonstop Combo! 11,028 pointsMario Kart Tour Driver Profile
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mario Kart Tour is shamefully probably in my top 5 Mario Karts because I am a gen z slots addict
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There's the adage you've probably heard about "optimizing the fun out of a game"
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That's how they were discussing the "threats" she made encouraging viewers to watch the MD finale lmao
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Every Gooseworx "controversy" I've ever seen is the biggest nothingburger ever. These people are upset they lost interest in a cartoon and expect the creator to repent or die for not sufficiently entertaining them.
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Something something "Pibby Glitch"
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just got around to playing Prime 4 and while I haven't reached the point where it apparently starts sucking I've had a lot of fun just poking around and scanning the rainforest area. Reminds me a lot of old pc adventure games but with like actual gameplay lol
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ok no bingo obviously because I put a Mirror's Edge port for some reason but at least I clocked the Star Fox update!
Nintendo Switch 2 Bingo
First Row: BEMANI, Mirror's Edge, Ubisoft (Not Rayman), Rockstar Port, NSO Playtest
Second Row: Licensed Game Collection, New GCN Games YES, New Paper Mario Title, 1st Party Free to Start Game, DQX Offline
Third Row: Switch Sports Resort Online, Monster Hunter Wilds YES, Free Space YES, NST Original Game, Infinity Nikki
Fourth Row: Non-Ware Wario Game, Pokopia DLC Part 2 Info YES, Duskbloods release date and amiibo, Star Fox new battle maps YES, New multiplayer game with amiibo
Fifth Row: Wayforward game, 3rd Party Game with mouse YES, Metroid Ravenous YES, Arkham Trilogy Switch 2 Edition, Fortune Street
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yeah this is like the perfect usecase for it
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nintendo knows they can fleece Metroid fans for everything they're worth lmao
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Awww could have sworn I put a new 3D Kirby game on my bingo. Must have removed it because it felt slightly too soon
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Should have remembered they have a pretty good infrastructure for ports and remakes lol
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
See I would have predicted Torneko remake I just thought SE might take it easy this time lol
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The more random the choices, the more satisfying when you nail one
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
K here's my Nintendo Direct Bingo where in an effort to have interesting choices I've probably doomed any chance to even get close to a victory lol
Nintendo Switch 2 Bingo
First Row: BEMANI, Mirror's Edge, Ubisoft (Not Rayman), Rockstar Port, NSO Playtest
Second Row: Licensed Game Collection, New GCN Games, New Paper Mario Title, 1st Party Free to Start Game, DQX Offline
Third Row: Switch Sports Resort Online, Monster Hunter Wilds, Free Space, NST Original Game, Infinity Nikki
Fourth Row: Non-Ware Wario Game, Pokopia DLC Part 2 Info, Duskbloods release date and amiibo, Star Fox new battle maps, New multiplayer game with amiibo
Fifth Row: Wayforward game, 3rd Party Game with mouse, Metroid Ravenous, Arkham Trilogy Switch 2 Edition, Fortune Street
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don't hate it as much as I expected if only because I'm just happy they kept everyone pretty ugly. Didn't stop me from laughing frame one tho lol
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm such a Wii U chud. The Zelda Notes functionality was unironically the thing that charmed me the most about the direct. About what I expected though kinda surprised we didn't get more from the movie even if idrc
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This might be the most shareholder-bait game I've ever seen. Hyrule Town is charming tho
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Real talk I don't hate the graphics in some ways as much as I expected but the contrast is horrible wtf
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They hired that man!
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Anything involving the physics system will make for an enjoyable project for them. The kinds of games they can make easily with it are pretty different than the kinds of things they would be making in something like Scratch or Python at a similar level and errors are as funny as they are frustrating
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
They're just making up game trailer things these days what is a "gamescom"
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Certly @certly.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
glassed ghost
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Super underrated soundtrack btw. Soyo Oka pretty much defines Nintendo's SNES sound to me
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
How do i get my dream job with no talent no portfolio no nothing
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内田清輝・グ弍 @picassotrigger8.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
【ご報告】 母が現在ICUで治療を受けています。 転移性の腫瘍があり、現在も出血が止まらない状況です。 同じようなご経験がある方や、 このようなケースで行われる治療についてご存じの方がいらっしゃいましたら、教えていただけますと幸いです。 DMは開放しておりますので、 差し支えなければご連絡をお願いいたします。 急なことで気持ちの整理がついておらず、取り急ぎのご報告となります。 何卒よろしくお願いいたします。 また、必要な方に届くよう、 拡散していただけますと幸いです。
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Norixio(ノリシオ) @norixio.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
shampoo💜
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Dragon Quest Builders and Mario Kart World scratched some very specific itches I had held for a while, but some of the most joy I find in gaming is def trying weird old stuff through emulators
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Matt J. Wilson @mattwilsoncss.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
With the Steam Summer Sale here, I'd thought I'd spotlight games with fewer reviews, but deserve as much recognition as any other game. Here's a thread! And if this was useful to you, I have a KoFi for tips. Let's get to the games!
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I don't even play too many other Nintendo games (at launch anyway) but buying a Switch 2 as my gateway to newer AAA stuff makes all the ports pretty exciting to me lol. Been pretty interested in Metaphor so I'm glad I can finally pick it up
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I wasn't that moved by the Direct but Nintendo fans are not beating the "Smash and Mario gamer" allegations
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Not the movie trailer Ocarina music lmao
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Metaphor!!!!!!!!!! I've been waiting to play this with good graphics
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
DQ5 monsters is pretty cool tho. Gotta beat Dark Prince first tho lol
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
"Treasure hunting game" actually fuck you guys
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
JK Xenoblade looks pretty good
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Nintendo Switch 2 might have no games y'all
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Especially when that game is gonna be $70 MINIMUM lol
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Speaking as someone who loathes the concept, I'm still not looking forward to possible OOT remake discourse tomorrow, especially coming off the heels of Star Fox 64 getting one
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Btw this game is actually really good lmao
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
#KnowingSmile
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
NINTENDO DIRECT HYYYYYYPE SUPER MARIO TITANS KIRBY: NIGHT SKIES OCARINA OF TIME REMAKE SWITCH 2 THEMES MARIO KART PRICE DROP WARIO PICROSS ARMS 2
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Bowser's Hype Train Activated
Alt: Bowser's Hype Train Activated GIF
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Apparently the Yoshi game for infant children has actual Mario universe world building so I might have to pick it up :/
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ucantbeme @ucantbeme.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Finally watched Steven Universe in its entirety beginning to end and I can't believe people can watch it in 2026 and still hate the boardie episodes. I think I wanted more of them
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