Reposted by Thomaskevin s. pumpkins @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I can't FanDuel imagine why Kalshi Michigan got a PolyMarket second opportunity there brought to you by DraftKings 8431123
Reposted by ThomasTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 06/09/2026the clock is expired and nobody has touched the ball. this is ridiculous! 661053285
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 29/08/2026At ikea doing the swirling equations gif but with dining room and kitchen setups 000
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 13/07/2026@battingaround.bsky.social much love to the great people of Chicago but $25 (post tax) for a water and the most acidic hot dog I’ve eaten in my entire life is maybe a little too pricey fun game tho, got last minute tickets and saw a banger complete with The Cycle and fireworks 120
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 20/06/2026listen you don’t gotta hand it to them etc etc but it’s really funny how the feds keep deploying the national guard to do literally random bullshit 062
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 10/02/2026man I was doing so good at focusing at work and then the verlander news came across my phone 010
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Crazy work for the gym to be playing All By Myself during the same week as Valentine’s Day lmao I gotta respect it 000
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 10/02/2026just gonna say I think IU hoops is built well to make a surprise elite 8 run, they shoot phenomenally and when they lock in on D they’re just really hard to keep up with 000
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 09/02/2026also realizing maybe you’d have to cut like half of La Mudanza to get it past the FCC but we did get Apagón and Baile Inolvidable so solid imo 000
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 09/02/2026we’ve got a goated bad bunny show, a Kenneth Walker all-timer, and cereal companies telling you to shit your pants hell yeah brother 000
Reposted by ThomasKevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 09/02/2026OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit 174286714953
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Gonna need an extra-long version of La Mudanza with a full band and brass section tbh 001
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Honestly I feel like half the reason the February Slide has been so brutal is I’ve been subjected to BTN/FS1/FOX playing a grand total of 5 unique commercials that repeat EVERY break and since it’s fox affiliates you’re getting ad breaks every 5 minutes irl 000
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 05/02/2026It’s just fucking embarrassing really like I know this happens every year but cmon 000
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 05/02/2026is Jeremy not allowed to lose his balance and maintain a pivot to avoid a travel Jesus Christ dude 100
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 05/02/2026man I was really looking forward to the MSU basketball double feature what the hell is this 010
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 04/02/2026I think real maturation happens as an American sports fan when you go from thinking college football is our funniest sport to recognizing that baseball is and always has been the absolute king of sports comedy 000
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 02/02/2026listen I want to make a better joke but this is what happens when I had to teach my high school football coach/gov teacher what feudalism was like they’re not gonna know what Puerto Rico is on the football team 020
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 02/02/2026saw Bloomington isn’t gonna be doing pedestrian Kirkwood this summer which absolutely sucks good lord 100
Reposted by Thomastagerai.bsky.social @tagerai.bsky.social · 01/02/2026 hindsight is 20/20 but maybe selecting university presidents on their willingness to debase themselves for private donor money is related to the current difficulties in defending academia from fascism 191994411
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Desperately need a michigan player to say some little brother shit postgame I need fears to need to bury them for the next several years 000
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Still this game sucks because it was gettable, go green as always the fellas will bounce back 110
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Elliot Cadeau is a coward because he couldn’t beat MSU at the best college basketball program of all time so he had to transfer somewhere that would drop a bag on a program its fans don’t really pay attention to mostly 000
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Will Tschetter get a job challenge I’ve almost finished a PhD before you’ve left michigan 031
Reposted by Thomasonion person @junlper.beer · 30/01/2026i’m just so tired of donald trump man 944387314
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 30/01/2026what if there was a cyberpunk thing like Blade Runner but instead of half of everything being in neon Japanese lettering it was all Cajun like neon blocky Louisiana French and like grizzled detective dudes pulling up to the etouffee stand and also it’s in a swamp too 000
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 29/01/2026crisis averted I skipped edelweiss on the showtunes playlist this morning 000
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 29/01/2026just had an idea for a romcom celebrating a woman who doesn’t really stick to gender norms that has “The Lady Is A Tramp” over the opening credits/sequence but I think maybe I really just want a version of 10 Things I Hate About You with a big band soundtrack 000
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 28/01/2026there’s a lot of stereotypically Italian-sounding music out there but Respighi’s l’Ottobrata movement from Feste Romane has to be the peak of the form (and my favorite honestly it’s just beautiful) 000
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Jason Benetti is calling an MSU game and I can’t even enjoy it because tHE GUYS WONT LOCK TF IN 000
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 27/01/2026lmao the feds are losing the GOAT of sports corruption that’s insane 100
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 25/01/2026listen I realize it’s an infrastructure and preparedness thing and hope everyone’s all good but it’s so funny to me that Grand Rapids has 2 feet of snow and is functioning pretty normally (albeit roads much slower than normal I hear) while Bloomington gets 6 in and everything shuts down 100
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 24/01/2026the Monroe County travel advisory hit so you know it’s time for me to take a nice walk in the park to enjoy the snow 120
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Arizona is reaching the funny number later into the second half in a blowout against a bad conference opponent than MSU did #noticing 010
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 23/01/2026listen I know there’s only so much you can do because everything is crazy rn but the grad student union sending an email that basically says “we’re going to the bar tonight in solidarity with Minneapolis” is *extremely* unserious behavior 110
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 23/01/2026send the west coast teams back to the PAC-12, tripped grace vanslooten because they’re too afraid to play Real Ball 100
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Nino Rota’s soundtracks are so funny he’ll put together something hauntingly beautiful like The Godfather or Romeo and Juliet or like a slightly melancholic but still whimsical soundtrack to La Dolce Vita but then he’ll throw some bullshit like jingle bells or Stars and Stripes in just for funsies 000
Thomas @tzam2299.bsky.social · 22/01/2026listen I think in January gyms really need to put up signs reminding people to re-rack their weights in the correct spot and next to each other 010