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Tyrant Biggles

@tyrantbiggles.bsky.social
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Descendant of American Tories. I borrow smart ideas. The dumb ones I create myself. Rye bread enthusiast. A secret message is encoded into every tweet. That message is "Fuck Greg Abbott."

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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 11h
And some gossip about which senators are dating other senators.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 15h
Why is Paxton interfering with American industry? In my day children's pajamas were flammable and we grew up just fine. MAGA!
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 16h
She's got that disquieting Elizabeth Holmes low voice register thing going on.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 16h
Then the sooner Trump is out of office the sooner we can get those DOGE checks!
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 17h
Leaving his family with nothing but food buckets.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 17h
The test doesn't lie.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 17h
Texas bans citizen initiatives outright.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 18h
She's the perfect Republican Senate candidate!
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 18h
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 19h
Here in America we eat nacho cheese, commie.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 19h
We've already established empirically that Oz does not go grocery shopping.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A little veterinary de-worming ointment should clear it right up.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But did they have fun?
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Read the circled paragraph.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Call me naive but I consider vociferously and actively opposing AI and its potential harmful consequences a stellar example of people exercising their agency.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Greg Abbott gauged public support for school vouchers by touring Texas private schools exclusively. It's what Republicans do.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Unfortunately I live in a country that abhors learning from the rest of the world. Case in point, the metric system. Another case, adopting permanent DST. My caring what system I and many others here must live under doesn't make me provincial.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trump said the Reflecting Pool lining was impenetrable, too.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You've got to make these things easy for him.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Standard time has been the universally agreed upon time scheme for centuries. Let's not repeat our mistake with the metric system and tell the rest of the world to fuck off.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I care about it. DST is the wrong choice.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Junior officer" and "Fox News personality" weren't enough red flags at the time?
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
On the verge of drafting a strongly worded letter, most likely.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Say what you will about Hitler at least he wore clothes that fit.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yet they mock James Talarico.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That narcissism is a recurring theme throughout the recent Time Magazine interview. This should get a lot more media play than it has so far. time.com/article/2026...
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Which one is Beni Rae?
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At the most fucked up birthday party.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The lesson here being polling should only sample Republicans.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't think so, there would be such a hue and cry about it. It's probably an item on Trump's vision board, though.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Where is the cartoon piano when you need one?
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(ME!)
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And when that slime achieves sentience, what then?
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We should give Angela some credit for avoiding Mar-A-Lago face, though.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's an opportunity to build herd immunity. Also, it's Fauci's fault!
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think the postponement makes the two of them look so much worse.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
www.houstonpublicmedia.org/articles/new...
houstonpublicmedia.org
Divorce trial for Ken and Angela Paxton canceled weeks before scheduled start date | Houston Public Media
The cancellation comes as Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, the Republican candidate for U.S. Senate, prepares for a November showdown against Democrat James Talarico.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He won't get any credit for it but that's OK.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She hasn't divorced him yet. They've postponed it until after the election.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"At least he's not a dum(b)ocrat!" - subtext
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think you mean short breaks of AI slop.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To be fair have you even tried one of those fig and black sesame bars?
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He's just a placeholder until AI itself is smart enough to be the AI czar.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I miss the days when Republicans took to the fainting couch at the thought of czars in America.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Has Noem moved out of the Coast Guard Commandant's house yet?
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"My soon to be ex-husband is a lying worthless piece of shit who cannot be trusted but at least he's not a Democrat. Vote Republican, the party of integrity!"
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Because at this point it is no longer news.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When was Sliwa ever considered a tough guy?
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"The investigation into President Donald Trump, codenamed 'Arctic Frost,' which is a type of orange and was chosen to mock Trump's complexion,..." Uh...what?
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ted Cruz's best friend.
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