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Tyrant Biggles

@tyrantbiggles.bsky.social
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Descendant of American Tories. I borrow smart ideas. The dumb ones I create myself. Rye bread enthusiast. A secret message is encoded into every tweet. That message is "Fuck Greg Abbott."

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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 3h
Close.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 3h
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 20h
She just needs to smile more.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There's no B in Dumocrat.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This may be the thing that finally proves too much for his walnut-sized brain to handle.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The test was rigged.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What's the line on the number of Liz Truss's Guilfoyle's ambassador career will last?
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump will always have the FIFA Peace Medal.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Try this one:
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It would sound just like all of Trump's other lorem ipsum proclamations.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm still trying to figure out what to do with these subway tokens I've had for 50 years.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
With Kingsford eyes. Seriously, what is up with Mar-A-Lago ladies with 40-pixel eyeliner and Colorform eyebrows?
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That's Brit Hume.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Eyeliner by Kingston.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In form and moving how express and admirable. - Shakespeare
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The test was rigged.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Leaving his family with nothing but food buckets.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The test doesn't lie.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That narcissism is a recurring theme throughout the recent Time Magazine interview. This should get a lot more media play than it has so far. time.com/article/2026...
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I miss the days when Republicans took to the fainting couch at the thought of czars in America.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"The investigation into President Donald Trump, codenamed 'Arctic Frost,' which is a type of orange and was chosen to mock Trump's complexion,..." Uh...what?
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And a terrible dancer.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hyperchicken.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It happens more than you would think.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In Trump's America you're allowed three consecutive spouses, though that limit might change in the future.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Let's change AI's name to "Pork Markets" and see if Liz Truss has any power.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This one caught my eye.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Their Mystery Pin Pack isn't really much of a mystery.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think you mean Clara Edwards, who was always expressing concern over something.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What Washington DC really needs is a dormant volcano lair, envisioned for Washington DC long ago by Ulysses Grant.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
C.H.U.D.s are a serious health risk in the US.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trump with gold leaf is like a toddler with a magic marker.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Kaiju George Washington
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I know who can play her in the movie.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ted Cruz does indeed suck.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"I made it, ma! Top of my class at Wharton!"
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Wharton School after hearing that from its most famous alumni.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The first person to breed a camo pattern cat is going to be a billionaire.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Will Nigel Farage last longer than Prime Minister Liz Truss?
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