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Tyrant Biggles

@tyrantbiggles.bsky.social
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Descendant of American Tories. I borrow smart ideas. The dumb ones I create myself. Rye bread enthusiast. A secret message is encoded into every tweet. That message is "Fuck Greg Abbott."

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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 9h
You've got to make these things easy for him.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trump with gold leaf is like a toddler with a magic marker.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Always remember, whenever you see Mike Johnson at a podium acting tough and resolute know that behind that podium Mike Johnson is standing on a box.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's 1:45 pm on Monday. I guess I should put on some pants or something.
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Steve Schmidt @thewarningses.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I stand with Canada because I am an American patriot. You should too. Subscribe to The Warning at steveschmidt.substack.com.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
At some point Buc-ee's will sue the Ohio State Buckeyes for trademark infringement.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykKx...
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'm pretty sure she banged him.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Just 2 days left on Mitch McConnell's life clock.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
If I were Susan Collins's campaign manager I would shift her message to a promise of if elected she would learn her lesson.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The Winners of the British Hairdressing Awards 2025
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hey, World Cup final broadcast...
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Was that Trump's opera guy singing America the Beautiful at the World Cup final?
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We're at a point in society where driving in a NASCAR race is safer than driving past an ICE agent.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I have a medical appointment at the end of the month. I'm not hip to all that doctor slang so I'm just going to make up my own medical terms and let them figure out what I'm saying on their own.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Everyone remember to boil your lettuce before consuming.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Breaking news...Fantastic news...News so amazing it's unbelievable...
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Donald Trump is again in the "Iran desperately wants a deal!" portion of his Groundhog Day.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Trump Ipsum
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Breaking: Empty jugs found in trash cans near the Lincoln Reflecting Pool prove Antifa sabotage.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The most transparent President in history(!) is hiding behind a tarp at the Kennedy Center. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiVL...
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PressSec: "President Trump is truly the most transparent & accessible President in American history"
YouTube video by The White House
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I want to personally thank all the medical doctors who kept Dick Cheney alive long enough for him to witness the folly of his Unitary Executive political philosophy.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Donald Trump is still too craven to endorse either John Cornyn or Ken Paxton. Granted, they both are equally odious knaves but you'd think Trump would have the courtesy to stab at least one of them in the back already.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
KAsh Patel reads his Senate hearing opening statement like a second grader recites a memorized speech.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
The road to disaster is paved with my math skills.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
According to the President's published schedule Trump should be at the 4th tee of Executive Time about now.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
2 weeks!
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
"Here are details of the tactics downed pilots and rescuers will use if shot down in your country." Feckin' hell, Trump.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
And now begins the fellatio portion of Trump's cabinet meeting.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Mine Droppers?
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Has Kristi Noem moved out of the Coast Guard Commandant's house yet?
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Pete Hegseth talking about how Iran lies.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
US/Israeli/Iranian missiles flying in the Middle East and Donald Trump is vacationing in Mar-A-Lago.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Don Huffines, who once campaigned on term limits, wants to get back to the perks of holding state level office so badly he'll run in every election he can that will get him returned to the Statehouse.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
America made up of city-states controlled by corporations sounds like a great idea. I want to live in the city-state governed by the corporation that make M&Ms.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Amazing Nature Fact The shell of the desert tortoise serves to cut down wind resistance as it chases down its prey.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
How are we different from Putin and Ukraine now?
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Can Anthony Joshua's next bout be against Jack Doherty?
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Y’know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Can the Metric System Foundation give Trump a Peace Prize so we can finally align with the rest of the world on that, too?
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Praise Donald Trump. Hate Joe Biden. Six words that sum up every Trump cabinet meeting.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
@nbcnews.com Stop telling me to "Look at this!"
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
What are the odds Mike Johnson will have seen or heard the results of the election by press gaggle time tomorrow?
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
ABC News reports the White House posted AI video of Donald Trump flying a fighter jet but neglects to mention his bombarding the No Kings marchers with shit. How can they justify that editorial decision? @stephruhle.bsky.social @kairyssdal.bsky.social @mattgertz.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
NBC News cut the video of Jimmy Kimmel's monologue before the part that mocked Donald Trump. That portion is a major consideration in ABC's actions. Cowardice.
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I assume CBS will broadcast live all-day coverage of Charlie Kirk's funeral.
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