The Pope always gets the AUX cord, and he’s always blasting either Gregorian chants or Steely Dan.

The Pope always gets the AUX cord, and he’s always blasting either Gregorian chants or Steely Dan.

“Somehow he’s escaped containment. They were supposed to throw a burlap sack over Mr. Chestnut’s head, like they do when subduing an ostrich, and take him aw...

“Somehow he’s escaped containment. They were supposed to throw a burlap sack over Mr. Chestnut’s head, like they do when subduing an ostrich, and take him aw...

“Somehow he’s escaped containment. They were supposed to throw a burlap sack over Mr. Chestnut’s head, like they do when subduing an ostrich, and take him aw...

“Somehow he’s escaped containment. They were supposed to throw a burlap sack over Mr. Chestnut’s head, like they do when subduing an ostrich, and take him aw...

“Yes, Gary, Bog Rat. B-O-G R-A-T, just like it sounds. They call it the Bog Rat, but it was more like a five-foot-tall capybara that could stand up on its hi...

Oh, I would hardly call what you saw nudity or pornographic movements.

Oh, I would hardly call what you saw nudity or pornographic movements.

“I hardly ever do this. I have not, nor would I ever, wander this cavernous warehouse in search of free handouts. No, my breath stinks of chicken pot sticker...

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The lawman, Emmett Bransky, stands with his back to the outlaw “Coyote” Roscoe Higgins in the middle of Main Street mere minutes before high noon. ...

Mateo, a child, sits at a debate table opposite an empty chair. He’s surrounded by twenty Santa Claus Deniers, each holding a red flag. MATEO: My n...

Mateo, a child, sits at a debate table opposite an empty chair. He’s surrounded by twenty Santa Claus Deniers, each holding a red flag. MATEO: My n...