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Billy JO Crystal

@tycrust.bsky.social
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"a super machine in the world of pleasures of the flesh" according to a spam email | 33 | Nonbinary (he/him) | An-com | Musician & mixing engineer My music and stuff: beacons.ai/tycrust

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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 11h
well at least it's a no contrast CT scan
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't wanna get a CT scan tomorrow and I don't wanna get a gallbladder scan a week and change after that and in fact I'd like to not see the inside of a medical clinic for about 5 years. I'm sick of this shit
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
something has got to be done about male-coded hygiene products generally and Liquid Death as an entity specifically
sat upon a Walmart shelf: Liquid Death x Goodwipes sCREAM SODA-flavored ass wipes
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the crystal charges...soon you'll all see...
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
probably get banned on here if I'm honest about what should be done to Michael Tracey
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
so the Steely Dan obsession among a certain segment of millennials is a prank right. you guys aren't actually serious. don't reply to me
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normal-wife @category-fury.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey all I am trying to stay here in Australia (and out of America) permanently but the cost of a partner Visa is a bit extreme. Please help me stay here with my beautiful partner Lucy for good! gofund.me/b264e145f
gofund.me
Donate to Help Olivia stay in Australia (Partner Visa), organized by Olivia Borghi
Hi all I have been living here in Australia for 5 years now. I came here … Olivia Borghi needs your support for Help Olivia stay in Australia (Partner Visa)
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
country music should be about the devil, ghosts, how shitty the south is, whatever the fuck David Eugene Edwards is ever talking about, or how that flag decal won't get you into heaven. if it's not any of that then I don't give a shit about it
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Liquid Death delenda est
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
just stretched and let out a noise best described as "slutty predator"
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
being a materialist when you're drunk, man. "nah this is all 100% just me—wait"
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
roadhead but I can't drive so it's a lot more dangerous/exciting for everyone involved
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
fuck it I'm getting drunk
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
do not be showing me Devin Townsend with facial hair. who let him do that. put that boy back bald right damn now
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
just cannot bring myself to listen to the new The Ocean album right now. just do not have a good feeling about it at all.
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I feel like there's a massive imbalance between how often disabled people are a nexus of Discourse and how well-supported we are (read: not) as a broad class in society.
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 25/09/2026
"Theories that diseases are caused by mental states and cured by will power are always an index of how much is not understood about the physical terrain of a disease." (Susan Sontag, "Illness as Metaphor", 1978)
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sometimes I see a Gordian knot and I just have to be like "is anyone gonna cut this" and not wait for an answer #autism #rfkjrsaysimweakandgaybuthedoesntknowmyknotcuttingpowers
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
needs to change her name. she's definitely worth less than a duck
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
feeling increasingly incompatible with the world
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Heaven brings forth innumerable things to nurture man. Man has nothing good with which to recompense Heaven. Get sillay. Get sillay. Get sillay. Get sillay. Get sillay. Get sillay. Get sillay.
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Claude is not going to get so full of words that it wakes up and becomes god and kill us all, but a bunch of really cognitively lazy foolish humans listening to Claude’s hallucinated bullshit might get us into a war that does that!
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Okay yeah see I think we should be a lot more worried about this kind of shit than the killer machine god and not just because this is a clear concrete thing that’s happening right now
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Morgan Shaver ⚔️ @polwingedhussar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every single job I've interviewed for in gaming and editorial since Jan has ended up going to a man. Every single one. Normally I don't notice or care, but it's been so egregious this year I can't help but point it out.
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Emma Ruth Rundle @emmaruthrundle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Be free, unsubtle beast! THESE KILLING TIMES is out now everywhere. emmaruthrundle.ffm.to/these-killin...
emmaruthrundle.ffm.to
Emma Ruth Rundle "These Killing Times"
Choose your preferred music service
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
from now on if I don't have butter then I'm just not frying eggs. olive oil is demonic
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Nate Purkeypile: Solo Indie Dev🤘🏹🔪 @npurkeypile.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So if you've played the Fallout games, you might recognize this cat. Her name is Boomer and my friend Ilya Nazarov did the cat paintings based on my cats. Unfortunately Boomer passed away yesterday. Her brother Galen passed away a few years back. She was a very sweet cat that loved everyone.
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
funny how the son's name is George but it's the mom who's curious.................... anyway this shit oughta be outlawed
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
in all times and cultures, humanity is pulled toward the cum jar
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
what an embarrassment the past 15 years have been
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Rosetta's seventh and final full length album" don't fucking do this to me right now. I can't handle this right now
theanaesthete.bandcamp.com
Temporal Lapse, by Rosetta
8 track album
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Katie @littlelistmaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
sorry to come back to this but they've excluded not just every teacher and nurse, but also the lower threshold excludes nearly every child care, home care, elder care, retail, hospitality, and food service worker. so working class is defined as "not women, and especially not Black women and Latinas"
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
common Jacobin L. lot of other dopey horseshit further down the thread too
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think some of you might feel better if you stopped looking at posts from Elon Musk's Nonstop Nazi Convention
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
hey why do I need to see a screenshot of some random dipshit on twitter who has 1700 followers. why do I need to be exposed to Random Jackoff #4372816. why are you all like this. what do you actually think you're doing. are you stupid or something. knock it the fuck off.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this shit does not work on me. go try it on the centrists who call trans women "biological men."
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran looks like some kind of fucked up little gnome who found a genie and wished to be human
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
what the fuck are any of you ever talking about
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
we have got to come up with something less fucking stupid than "enby" I'm fucking tired of it
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
gonna start calling "enby" a slur because it annoys me and I hate it
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
sorry I'm late, sorry, uh let's see here, yeah, okay, ahem: the towers just did that
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A.J. Wilden🏳️‍⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"They're not misunderstanding the film; they're co-opting a message"
Screencap from the interview linked in the quoted post

Marlow Stern (the interviewer):  You have one of the most renowned replies in Twitter history. Elon Musk tweeted out, “Take the red pill,” then Ivanka Trump enthusiastically wrote, “Taken!” to him, and then you replied, “Fuck both of you.” I’m curious how you feel about the co-opting of “The Matrix” by those on the right who don’t really seem to understand its messaging.

Lilly Wachowski: I mean, I can’t sit in a room and explain the movie to every single person who watches it. Even if I did sit in a room with Elon Musk and Ivanka Trump — yikes — it doesn’t matter. They’re not misunderstanding the film; they’re co-opting a message. And that’s what fascists do: They co-opt the messages of progressives and use it to their benefit to confuse and obfuscate what is going on and the intention of their ideology. They do it with everything. They do it with Martin Luther King Jr. Look at how they’ve changed the idea of what antisemitism is.
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A24 is potentially doing something really fucked up here, but also they have the opportunity to do something extremely fucking cool and make the movie Creative Commons people would still pay to see it in theaters. but you want to benefit from a community project? then contribute to it
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
honestly there should be a periodic audit where anyone with an extremely lopsided reply:post ratio gets permabanned. had it with these fucking leeches
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think it's about time we disenfranchise centrists
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
you have to vote for the guy calling you a dysgenic statistical insignificance because the other guy is worse
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think some of you might feel better if you stopped looking at posts from Elon Musk's Nonstop Nazi Convention
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
straight up desecrating ass today
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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
anyway Ryan Grim die
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