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believe it was back on twitter a few years ago

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I'm fucking tired of having a body, the only good things about it are eating and jacking off but half the food I like gives me heartburn or otherwise makes me feel like shit and my libido is nonexistent because I'm stressed and tired and in pain all the fucking time

I don't wanna get a CT scan tomorrow and I don't wanna get a gallbladder scan a week and change after that and in fact I'd like to not see the inside of a medical clinic for about 5 years. I'm sick of this shit

Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I remember you describing the nuclear family as a "hunting ground" at one point and that image/phrasing has never left my head

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something has got to be done about male-coded hygiene products generally and Liquid Death as an entity specifically

sat upon a Walmart shelf: Liquid Death x Goodwipes sCREAM SODA-flavored ass wipes

Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the crystal charges...soon you'll all see...

Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

probably get banned on here if I'm honest about what should be done to Michael Tracey

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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

so the Steely Dan obsession among a certain segment of millennials is a prank right. you guys aren't actually serious. don't reply to me

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normal-wife @category-fury.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hey all I am trying to stay here in Australia (and out of America) permanently but the cost of a partner Visa is a bit extreme. Please help me stay here with my beautiful partner Lucy for good! gofund.me/b264e145f

gofund.me

Donate to Help Olivia stay in Australia (Partner Visa), organized by Olivia Borghi

Hi all I have been living here in Australia for 5 years now. I came here … Olivia Borghi needs your support for Help Olivia stay in Australia (Partner Visa)

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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

bring back songs that culminate in the narrator having Vietnam flashbacks as he ambushes the feds who found his weed farm

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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

country music should be about the devil, ghosts, how shitty the south is, whatever the fuck David Eugene Edwards is ever talking about, or how that flag decal won't get you into heaven. if it's not any of that then I don't give a shit about it

Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

tbh I'd like to see the entire seltzer industry destroyed for entirely petty reasons. I'm tired of people drinking lightly flavored battery acid and trying to tell me it's good. die

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I guess I'm sucking fry if we gotta put it like that

just stretched and let out a noise best described as "slutty predator"

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being a materialist when you're drunk, man. "nah this is all 100% just me—wait"

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roadhead but I can't drive so it's a lot more dangerous/exciting for everyone involved

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said as I'm already buzzed off one drink

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do not be showing me Devin Townsend with facial hair. who let him do that. put that boy back bald right damn now

and a fucking space concept album should be a home run for me of all people! that shit should be catnip for me specifically! And Yet

the Solaris singles I've heard sound like Robin has gotten some sense of direction back (the songs actually go somewhere lol) but musically they sound uninspired and unmemorable.

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I liked Phanerozoic I but II was such a mixed bag as a follow-up. some of their highest highs ever (Jurassic | Cretaceous, Pleistocene) and some absolutely egregious fucking clunkers (Eocene, Holocene). Holocene the Album was mostly directionless and tedious (like the song lol).

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they're my favorite band and it hurts to say this but there's been a gradual deterioration since Phanerozoic II imo

just cannot bring myself to listen to the new The Ocean album right now. just do not have a good feeling about it at all.

if the only time we're in your mouth is when you're jumping on some outrage bandwagon about how The Disableds Have It Too Good/Are Inconvenient to Me Personally, or when you can use us as a cudgel in whichever direction suits you, then brother you can just die.

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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 25/09/2026

I feel like there's a massive imbalance between how often disabled people are a nexus of Discourse and how well-supported we are (read: not) as a broad class in society.

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"Theories that diseases are caused by mental states and cured by will power are always an index of how much is not understood about the physical terrain of a disease." (Susan Sontag, "Illness as Metaphor", 1978)

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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

sometimes I see a Gordian knot and I just have to be like "is anyone gonna cut this" and not wait for an answer #autism #rfkjrsaysimweakandgaybuthedoesntknowmyknotcuttingpowers

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needs to change her name. she's definitely worth less than a duck

Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

feeling increasingly incompatible with the world

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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Heaven brings forth innumerable things to nurture man. Man has nothing good with which to recompense Heaven. Get sillay. Get sillay. Get sillay. Get sillay. Get sillay. Get sillay. Get sillay.

Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

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Claude is not going to get so full of words that it wakes up and becomes god and kill us all, but a bunch of really cognitively lazy foolish humans listening to Claude’s hallucinated bullshit might get us into a war that does that!

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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Okay yeah see I think we should be a lot more worried about this kind of shit than the killer machine god and not just because this is a clear concrete thing that’s happening right now

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Morgan Shaver ⚔️ @polwingedhussar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Every single job I've interviewed for in gaming and editorial since Jan has ended up going to a man. Every single one. Normally I don't notice or care, but it's been so egregious this year I can't help but point it out.

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Emma Ruth Rundle @emmaruthrundle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Be free, unsubtle beast! THESE KILLING TIMES is out now everywhere. emmaruthrundle.ffm.to/these-killin...

emmaruthrundle.ffm.to

Emma Ruth Rundle "These Killing Times"

Choose your preferred music service

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Nate Purkeypile: Solo Indie Dev🤘🏹🔪 @npurkeypile.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

from now on if I don't have butter then I'm just not frying eggs. olive oil is demonic

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So if you've played the Fallout games, you might recognize this cat. Her name is Boomer and my friend Ilya Nazarov did the cat paintings based on my cats. Unfortunately Boomer passed away yesterday. Her brother Galen passed away a few years back. She was a very sweet cat that loved everyone.

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funny how the son's name is George but it's the mom who's curious.................... anyway this shit oughta be outlawed

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in all times and cultures, humanity is pulled toward the cum jar

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what an embarrassment the past 15 years have been

Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

went ahead and listened and a) it's devastating, and b) in the back half, in the lead-up to the final section, the chord progression has a sort of "missed stair" quality. makes your stomach drop each time it repeats. really effective. god damn you

Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"Rosetta's seventh and final full length album" don't fucking do this to me right now. I can't handle this right now

theanaesthete.bandcamp.com

Temporal Lapse, by Rosetta

8 track album

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Katie @littlelistmaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

sorry to come back to this but they've excluded not just every teacher and nurse, but also the lower threshold excludes nearly every child care, home care, elder care, retail, hospitality, and food service worker. so working class is defined as "not women, and especially not Black women and Latinas"

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Billy JO Crystal @tycrust.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

common Jacobin L. lot of other dopey horseshit further down the thread too