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Ty @ty-cann0n.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Love when Larry Speakes, Reagan’s press secretary, was telling the truth about AIDS
SPEAKES: What's A-I-D-S?

KINSOLVING: Over a third of them have died. It's known as "gay plague." (Laughter.) No, it is. I mean it's a pretty serious thing that one in every three people that get this have died. And I wondered if the President is aware of it?

SPEAKES: I don't have it. Do you? (Laughter.)

KINSOLVING: No, I don't.

SPEAKES: You didn't answer my question.

KINSOLVING: Well, I just wondered, does the President—

SPEAKES: How do you know? (Laughter.)

KINSOLVING: In other words, the White House looks on this as a great joke?
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Ty @ty-cann0n.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Watching Ben Johnson reward that is also sick as hell. Jahdae Walker blows up a couple dudes and Ben schemes him open for an easy TD on the same drive. Shit like that will get guys to want to play hard for you
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Ty @ty-cann0n.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Which of this would you recommend for a TTRPG group that has only ever engaged with 40k because one player (me) is very into 40k?
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Ty @ty-cann0n.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
As a Dodger fan I have accepted I am a heel now and my job is to make the eventual post season loss as satisfying as possible for the people around me
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Ty @ty-cann0n.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Oh yes they did
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Ty @ty-cann0n.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
That promo package for it was fucking gorgeous
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Ty @ty-cann0n.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I have stopped seeing two therapists (so far!) because they have recommended this book lmao
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Pretty surprised at how much of an obvious crank the author of "The Body Keeps The Score" is. This is the book dozens of people I respect have recommended to me?
•	Because drugs have become so profitable, major medical journals rarely publish studies on nondrug treatments of mental health problems. Practitioners who explore treatments are typically marginalized as “alternative.” Studies of nondrug treatments are rarely funded unless they involve so-called manualized protocols, where patients and therapists go through narrowly prescribed sequences that allow little fine-tuning to individual patients’ needs. Mainstream medicine is firmly committed to a better life through chemistry, and the fact that we can actually change our own physiology and inner equilibrium by means other than drugs is rarely considered.
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Ty @ty-cann0n.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
How MJF has been playing it off has been great too. His twitter bio says SEATTLE SCREWJOB
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Ty @ty-cann0n.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
They also have a version for women
Two bald women letting a women who is losing her hair know it is time to shave it off like they did
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Ty @ty-cann0n.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
oh no
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Ty @ty-cann0n.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
hold on let me google somethkng
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Ty @ty-cann0n.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I need to watch Lucha Underground again
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Ty @ty-cann0n.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I thought for sure it was going to be a double count out after the build to that exploding table spot on the audio equipment
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Ty @ty-cann0n.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I thought the rizzler and the costco guys doing a ppv opener was silly and kinda cringe at first, but they have been fun each time
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Ty @ty-cann0n.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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Boise State prez vows 'nasty, inebriated' Vandals won't see BSU again
Most big-time programs are familiar with the black-hearted give-and-take that comes with an instate rivalry, no...
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Ty @ty-cann0n.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The Idaho fans (which includes me) will reach levels of nasty and inebriated never seen before
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Ty @ty-cann0n.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
That still might be too subtle for 40k
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Ty @ty-cann0n.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Pablo being a Tzeentch guy is one of the most “fork found in kitchen” things I have ever read. Like of course he would love Tzeentch, have you seen his show?
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Ty @ty-cann0n.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Yeah, Hook is kinda disappointing. I think he can be pretty good in ring, but his best promos were when he is eating doritos. He’s only 26 so he can probably figure it out at some point, maybe.
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Ty @ty-cann0n.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
What’s wild is I would accept an argument that this is his second best game ever, behind the 6-6, 3 homer, 2 doubles, 2 steals, 10 rbi game where he created the 50/50 club last year. If it wasn’t the NLCS and the game to win and go to the World Series, I might agree with that argument.
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Ty @ty-cann0n.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
It’s this or the 50/50 game, but like both are such unreal performances that I would accept arguments for both
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
'why do you have to make wrestling political' why are there ice ads on my wrestling show
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Exactly! That’s what so beautiful and uncanny about it.
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Ty @ty-cann0n.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Usagimperium
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Ty @ty-cann0n.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
He’s a sicko like the rest of us bsky.app/profile/dpc....
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 21/06/2025
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Are you feeling down? Feel like you have no political power? Have you considered relitigating the 2016 primary again nearly a decade later?
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Ty @ty-cann0n.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
rax levon honke posting “oh is this just a distraction? is that it? a distraction? for rubes? are you the smartest little birthday boy in the whole applebees? is that it? are you three steps ahead? in your little birthday boy suit? do you have it all figured out? are you mommy's special buddy?”
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Thad @tyranicus.net · 14/04/2025
I always laugh when I see someone post this.
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Ty @ty-cann0n.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
3 Warhammer 40k Chaos gods. Tzeench with tentacles and many eyes in blues and purples. Nurgle the god of rot with his antlers and cauldron in greens and browns. Khorne the blood god in his black armor with red accents. Accurate representations of the markets imo
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Naomi Klein @naomiaklein.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
This is, in large part, pandemic revenge. As far as these oligarchs are concerned, all science does is tell them stuff they cannot do. They can't keep spewing carbon. They can't keep businesses open as usual when millions are dying. They have concluded that research is the enemy of profit.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 01/04/2025
This is such a loss, baseball is running out of pitchers who look like this
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Can we normalize lighting stuff on fire?
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METAL GEAR SCARERIC @homunculusdick.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I love this stupid shit!
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I can’t believe this has to be said, but: You cannot tell the story of Jackie Robinson—as a ballplayer, serviceman, or human—without discussing our country’s history of racism. From Around the Horn:
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Democrats when you ask them do a single thing to stop Trump
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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Shaq: "In the words of Marshawn Lynch I'm tired as shit America. We getting fired anyway Ernie fuck it!" LMAO
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 10/02/2025
Playing Balatro on a screen that large feels unnatural.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 10/02/2025
As called in Brazil:
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hilzoy @hilzoy.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
WIC. They are pausing WIC. That's the Special Supplemental Nutrition Program for Women, Infants, and Children. Last time I checked (a while ago), every dollar spent on WIC produced over a dollar in savings *in the same fiscal year.* For most people, though, feeding infants and mothers is enough.
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Tim Rogers minus context @108minuscontext.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
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Gators Daily 🐊 @gatorsdaily.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
my timeline
Pamela Anderson in the Criterion Closet. The text reads, “We love David Lynch.”
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Being visited by three ghosts and they each have completely different dietary restrictions. Not sure what I'm cooking
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Adam H Johnson @ahjohnson.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
The mission of DOGE isn’t to “cut unnecessary spending”!!! It’s to gut the liberal state and attack Labor and racialized and gendered sectors of the public sector! Musk wants every federal worker pissing in basic bottles and using his chatbot software no one cares about “waste” you greasy idiot!
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