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@txoxrxs.bsky.social
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
@testicleoreilly.com thought I’d pop on to tell you it’s too hot
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Happy Birthday to this pain in the ass @testicleoreilly.com
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
@testicleoreilly.com
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Some fella got caught sniffing my hair on the bus before and I feel more sorry for him cos it’s 90% dry shampoo
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Just let on to the bus driver I’m meant to be blanking I am furious with myself
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Are all men insane or is it just the ones me and my mates reproduce with?
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I’ve hurt my foot and want sympathy so I’m gunna moan about it loads
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
@sicknote2024.bsky.social
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Just bought new AirPods cos can’t find my old ones, how long do you reckon it’ll be til the old ones turn up now I’ve bought the new ones?
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Me and @kaatiemxx.bsky.social following @testicleoreilly.com golfing to annoy him
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
@sicknote2024.bsky.social waved at your bus before and it wasn’t even you
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Me today
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
@testicleoreilly.com add one of these to the list as well pls
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Got to my gym ready to be proper sexy and it’s closed down and they didn’t tell me. If that’s not a massive sign from the universe that I’m perfect the way I am 😂😂
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Just dropped a cup of tea all over my white bedding
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
HAHAHAHAHA “they’ve ruined our marriage” hahahaha
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I’m once again over the male species
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
@testicleoreilly.com
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Can’t wait to get rid of these 5 chins I’ve accumulated in the past week
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I don’t wanna have to put real pants on tomorrow
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Mood
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Dad bought me a drill so I can be an ‘independent woman’ after the divorce HAHAHA
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Not Christmas until I’ve watched this
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
If anyone sees me by ours in my grinch pjs with Percy pig socks on, no you never
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Sellotape can FUCK OFF
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Turning 40 wasn’t too bad
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Little birthday massage
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
It’s finally happened
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Sisters ❤️
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Boss idea to come and get my nails done right now
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Under the bridge was looking nice this morning
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Omg I got sprinkles today
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sanjana! @sanjanacurtis.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
you know if i was a cat who had a giant cat tree, a hundred toys, and tuna for breakfast i would simply not destroy random stuff around the house
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Just had a breakdown in the card factory
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Boss night with my faves and no hangover 🙌🏻
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Early bday celebrations with my faves ❤️
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
A spider has just fell in my bath, and I picked it up thinking it was a false eyelash and now I’m fucking hysterical 😭😭😭
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Anyone else panicking that its Christmas in like 25 days?
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Nice to see Garston Village have made the extra effort with the tree. Not a light or decoration to its name 😆 @muzzerj.bsky.social
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Hot chocolate and Christmas movies with the girl, and look no wires
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Ready for my wife’s birthday
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Pray for me that the trains are running so I can get home
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Starbucks in Stafford train station has no hot water, like isn’t that sort of a necessity for a coffee shop?
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
@kaatiemxx.bsky.social us when that Shrek rave started at 11pm hahaha
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Jon @arfmeasures.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date* McDonalds drive-thru employee: what
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Imagine being one of them freaks that moans when it’s too hot. Could never be me @testicleoreilly.com
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Tori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Just got told in parents evening how kind, caring and polite my six year old is to walk out and her telling me I’m so cringe 🙄
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