kate tea @kaatiemxx.bsky.social · 05/05/2026a question for all the men out there, if you take sauce out of the sauce drawer why no put back in sauce drawer ? answer me that! 000
Reposted by kate teafesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Every Sunday I spend hours making a roast for the family & the only contribution from my husband is he makes the gravy. And then without fail he spends the whole meal going on about how great the gravy is. Going to pour it over his fucking head the fat gravy eating cunt. 3890456
kate tea @kaatiemxx.bsky.social · 28/03/2025getting fuckin ROBBED us with these easter egg prices 320
kate tea @kaatiemxx.bsky.social · 23/03/2025oh my god ive been home for an hour and ive only just remembered ive got an uneaten cheese and onion pasty in the fridge 000
kate tea @kaatiemxx.bsky.social · 14/03/2025why has it been brought to my attention that some cubicles have toilet seat covers and we do not. bars should not encourage ass to ass activities 210
kate tea @kaatiemxx.bsky.social · 14/03/2025these cocktails taste like making up with everyone whos ever wronged me hahahahaha NAWT 350
kate tea @kaatiemxx.bsky.social · 04/03/2025about to make the greatest brownies the world has ever seen 110
kate tea @kaatiemxx.bsky.social · 27/02/2025needed to speak to one of the mums at the school and i planned on asking her if she had 5 minutes and instead i said “can i have a minute of ur time” what am i a jehovah witness ahhahahaha 120
kate tea @kaatiemxx.bsky.social · 26/02/2025i cant believe my favourite gossip girl has fkn died at THIRTY NINE. sorry what 😭😭😭😭 cant believe were all nearly dead ffs 020
kate tea @kaatiemxx.bsky.social · 25/02/2025just opened a bag of flaming hot monster munch and tell me why there were 7 crisps in there. what type of sick joke is this 100
kate tea @kaatiemxx.bsky.social · 21/01/2025a dementia patient came into my work today and sacked me 310
kate tea @kaatiemxx.bsky.social · 15/01/2025ive been living my life for the last 2 days a finger down which has meant i havent been able to do alot of things. including dishes, any form of manual labour and tbh anything that doesnt involve me being horizontal. ive heard people whispering as i walk past “ugh does she only have 7 fingers” 110
kate tea @kaatiemxx.bsky.social · 04/01/2025i have a theory most kids are born within a week of one of their parents birthdays 400
kate tea @kaatiemxx.bsky.social · 26/12/2024just been told the mens toilet in work is out of order bc someone snapped the flush handle yesterday and then men continued to just shit on top of each others shit all day. like a smelly shit stack 460
kate tea @kaatiemxx.bsky.social · 24/12/2024the best part of my christmas is finding out what my mates dead beat ex got her and the kids for christmas 140
kate tea @kaatiemxx.bsky.social · 23/12/2024shortbread in one hand, baileys in the othermedia.tenor.coma cartoon taco is floating on a purple donut in the waterALT: a cartoon taco is floating on a purple donut in the water 010
kate tea @kaatiemxx.bsky.social · 20/12/2024there was this fella i used to see years and years ago, he did temp work over christmas, his birthday was in january and he thought they got him a birthday card, was his p45 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 330
kate tea @kaatiemxx.bsky.social · 15/12/2024i got a double free taxi last night. had some left over euros i changed the other week and i found the cash in my purse i forgot about! 120
kate tea @kaatiemxx.bsky.social · 15/12/2024nearly got @sharpbyname.bsky.social hole in one last night 110
kate tea @kaatiemxx.bsky.social · 13/12/2024has anyone thought of a cheese and bean toastie mukbang youtube account yet? breakfast dinner and tea everyday 010
kate tea @kaatiemxx.bsky.social · 12/12/2024next week in work is gonna be HELL. hospitality is not for the weak 780
Reposted by kate teaSick Note @sicknote2024.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Just come home from an absolute bastard of a day in work, for me lad to tell me that he's treated himself to something nice for his room, with the leftover money he had in his bank. When I asked what, he said a 950cm by 950cm wall flag that says 'I ❤️ MILFS'. Tramadol? 7112
Reposted by kate teaIain @iainsh.bsky.social · 04/12/2024@kaatiemxx.bsky.social happy birthday kiddo, hope you have a wonderful day xx 011
Reposted by kate teaTesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 04/12/2024@kaatiemxx.bsky.social I will forever be sick of your shit but happy 25th birthday! 341
Reposted by kate teaTori @txoxrxs.bsky.social · 04/12/2024It’s my wife’s birthday guys! Happy Birthday @kaatiemxx.bsky.social you absolute angel ❤️❤️❤️ 5151
Reposted by kate teaTesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 28/11/2024Can we just take a moment to talk about how so many people think the Dark Knight is the best film ever made yet the Joker put a white dress on and wandered around an entire hospital and no-one knew it was him? 281
kate tea @kaatiemxx.bsky.social · 25/11/2024i opted out of monday this week and it was pure bliss 130
kate tea @kaatiemxx.bsky.social · 24/11/2024as lovely as the ladies are on twitter, it is nice to scroll without seeing a coochie hole 270
kate tea @kaatiemxx.bsky.social · 24/11/2024started off my birthday celebrations this weekend. last week and a half in my 20s 🥲 390
kate tea @kaatiemxx.bsky.social · 24/11/2024speaking of films that traumatised me as a kid, that scene in hostel. u know which one im talking about 230
kate tea @kaatiemxx.bsky.social · 24/11/2024if i post a picture of my roast will i get bullied for having sweetcorn on it? it wouldnt be very bluesky of u if u did 630
