Reposted by @txninjafan798.bsky.social

Bang! Oops, there goes another one. They don't make balloons like they used to, barely any stretch. Anyway c'mon, line up, next one. Balloon-dad's got a quota t'meet.
What? Who? Nah, never been called that, I've always been big ole balloon dad, now let's pump you up!
(Art: @ruinoussol.bsky.social)