Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 26/07/2026So 80” around isn’t completely crazy right? Being as wide around as A WHOLE DAMN 6’8” BASKETBALL PLAYER, isn’t completely insane, rioiight!? 211212117
Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 09/07/2026So my scale maxes out at around 525lbs. I should probably just keep going until I see that happen right? There’s something appealing about becoming unquantifiable. 122113
Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Hi everyone! Not strictly fat boy related but I wanted to share with you all that I’m now technically an indie game developer! I just released two (very small) projects and I’d love it if you gave them a try and maybe left a review or even perhaps bought one! Check out my site: slugslimes.itch.ioslugslimes.itch.ioSlugSlimes 4557
Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 09/12/2025The years start coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t… 1965335
Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 17/11/2025I swear I just bought new clothes. Why does nothing I have fit me!? 😖 4690
Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Took the kids to the waterpark today. I hung out in the shade all day with my snacks and a book. 7113291
Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 09/08/2025I went to the gym for the first time in many many years. I feel like the gains are already showing. 😌 181266131
Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Some much needed solo relaxation after the pride festivities. Had a great time and shook my fat ass on the dance floor, for a couple minutes anyway. 💃 240734
Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Manifesting a scruffy little bf to bring me ice cream at the beach and tell me about his day. 🍦 🏖️ 2701
Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Relaxed and stuffed myself with bbq at our picnic until I broke this chair at the end of the night. I guess they don’t make em like they used to. 🤣 1791359
Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 11/05/2025My ‘Hedonist’ tattoo appears to be disappearing as my chest gets more ample. Apt I suppose. 😝 1780162
Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Some very very VERY fat localizer images from a head CT I had done a few weeks ago. A little shocking to see how big my neck and chins are now. 😜 Fun fact: on the lateral image, the parts that are furthest in front of me are actually my arms. I’m too wide and had to be crammed into the CT scanner. 1434714
Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 11/04/2025My last post hit a bunch of normie feeds. Got a couple hate comments from it. Little do they know, those comments only make me fatter! Wuahahaha 🦹♂️ 3790
Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Been going to the gym secretly for the last 4 years. Finally got those 30 inch arms. Showing off with this *obviously* full size can on my favourite day in April. 😙 745414
Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 15/03/2025So I’ve reached the point in my gaining career where I’ve started getting ads for industrial fryers. 😝 7620
Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 11/02/2025I wrote and narrated a fat boy buffet story last year. I just made it available for free members on my patreon. Y’all should check it out and let me know what you think! www.patreon.com/posts/121996... 330518
Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I just realized almost all of my posts on here are of me sitting down. I do stand on occasion, I swear. 😅 28117099
Reposted by BretPorkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Getting some belly rubs in with @ofcourses.bsky.social 340923
Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 09/01/2025What my bag of burgers sees when I’m buckling them in and turning on the seat warmer for them. 😌 942314
Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 18/12/2024A posting frenzy today before I disappear into the night yet again. 🦇 rotatingsandwiches.wordpress.comrotatingsandwiches.wordpress.comRotating Sandwichesthat's it 0120
Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Here’s the 6X-Jock in question. It was a bit hidden in my last post. 😜 321127109