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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 14h

“I hate modern lingo, but man… is this bird truly getting slimed fr fr.” Fanart for Akhi over on FA!

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“Falco’s not too fond of these new suits but I think it fits him well! And his ego, too.”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“His fat is a good distraction from the fact that he’s drinking eggplant soda…” Figured I‘d try and do something for #FatBearWeek before it ends… 🐻‍❄️🍆

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“So that wasn’t a cheeseburger with extra cheese layered all around it…”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“I feel like getting blown up like a balloon is karma for having such a tedious dungeon…”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“I can’t WAIT to bomb some dodongo snakes!”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

“He keeps letting me have his bananas in exchange for… dog food… yeah….”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“I can only imagine all the food from the storage unit just so happened to magically disappear…”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“I wonder if the little crow is more confused why he’s being held, or why the person who’s holding him has a huge ass…”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“Getting up and down places is easy enough as a balloon, but it’s especially easy on a ladder!”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

“It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… a bird about to eat a plane…”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

“No matter how much they bully each other, they won’t be able to if the two are big blimps!”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

“Lemme guess, he uses UberEats because of his uber size (and uber laziness)…”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

“He should’ve specified he just wanted to be pear-shaped, rather than a pear!”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

“I give him 5 minutes tops that there won’t be a drop left.”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

“T-t-that… was the only yoga ball we had left…”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

“An ass that huge needs a wall to lean on, so be careful if you’re- …or not…”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

“Slime™, now available in blueberry flavors!”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

“When he says “well excuuuuuuse me, princess,” he really means it!”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

“I knew bomb arrows were a thing but balloon arrows? Where can I get some!”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

“Nothing like celebrating Labor Day like working part-time as a big beach ball!”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

“I hear bearded vultures love their bones, but some love balloons as well!” Happy (late) International Vulture Appreciation Day! Featuring @blubberbeak.bsky.social’s Jimmy!

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

“It’s either this or all the other boring channels on this… TV…!”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

“I never Tuba knew how to be a crowposer in belly melodies!”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

“Good thing a ballooned whale is easier to move than a beached whale!” A thing for @asbigasawhale.bsky.social, enjoy friend!

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

"I wonder if any major retailers have these pants in stock to try on!"

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

“He’s making that wide-eyed look like it’s OUR fault he wanted to be tied and filled up with air… the audacity!”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

“Nothing like representing the biggest cartoon weaponry company in a XXXXXXXL suit and a cigar!”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

“You gotta admit, ACME has some powerful products even if they can be faulty sometimes. I mean, two blimps for one airtank?! Awesome!”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

“Tuba here wanted to act like a dirty bird, but ended up having a little too much fun…”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

"He's just one tiny push from rolling away uncontrollably!"

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

“For every audible gulp he makes, another roll is gained!”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

“This is why you BUY inflatable gloves, not try to make ones yourself.”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

“So if you’re too big for the sumo ring… is it a disqualification because of the weight difference, or is it a win because your opponent is down?”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

“They may look soft, but those cheeks of his will still crush you without mercy…”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

“He said you wouldn’t want to touch these things, but he himself couldn’t resist!”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

“He has no chance of scaring any kids, but he’ll do just as good of a job scaring dietitians!”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

“Man, poor Rex can’t catch a brea- what the fuck kind of hammers did Mario and Luigi get?!”

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🌿Forrest🌿 @gummyforrest.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I kind of mixed the two ideas together...here is your handsome bird, I need to draw more BIRDS!!! #fatfur

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

“The real reason Tolstar runs his scam of a bank is so he can devour himself with turnips, like any Mario baddie with this body type!”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

“If you miss this target, you either have a busted zapper gun or not using a proper TV. Unless otherwise, you just really suck at shooting!”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

“I’ll say, he does do a good job at covering any major potholes!”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

“Finally! A worthy rival against R7038!”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

“I wonder if someone’s been lacing the cigarettes with sugar instead of nicotine…”

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

“Be sure to devour your friends with a hug! Or actually devouring em…” Happy Vore Day!! Especially to @altcroc3.bsky.social

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

“You try cooling off with a snow cone, yet end up hotter than before! In a different sense, albeit…”

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Card 🔜 BLFC @cardk.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Gotta get my clap back in 😤 (pleasant surprise this one, thanks bud <3) #inflation

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

“One minute, you have your back turned away… and then the next? Your body turns taut as a drum…” A dart attack as an art attack for @cardk.bsky.social!

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

"How he can bounce like that for so long and not get dizzy or sick is truly something else!"

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BalloonedBird 🔞 @balloonedbird.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

“Lemme guess, he’s gonna play the “pesky plumbers” card for what got him in this predicament, isn’t he?” Happy 8-4 Day! 🍄

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