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Better In Person

@txbutallofit.bsky.social
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"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different." -KV

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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 11h
Beauty!
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh absolutely. She had a Hall of Fame run:
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I prefer the fish slabs, but good?
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lotta rice. That’s probably a 6 bolus for me.
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ALWAYS
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He was just TOO trash 😂😂
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The spouse played Bingo with a friend last week. We bought a record player a couple weeks ago. She had fun. The music has been fun. But I cannot tell you how much I/we feel this. I also had a chuckle at your request being almost instantly denied 🤕😂
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@ntmellie.bsky.social good game, my friend. My season is just about over. Here’s to a Throwsa Parks win streak. Glad to be your get right game to spark the streak!
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you, sir!
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So. Many. Options. Good gravy. This will take some time.
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thanks, homie. JBL has a $500 Bluetooth speaker that is supposed to do great with records. I still want some bookshelf dudes for the setup. But having a really good Bluetooth option to make the record listening possible anywhere inside/outside the house is intriguing.
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sounds good.
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My team is trash. I’d like to have some fun with the Maye/Doubs stack. Do I have anyone you’d swap for Doubs?
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@dannybiscuits.bsky.social sent ya a trade!
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This may not be new ‘cuz it is not for me due to the diabetus. BUT, if it is new, and you were like me and bought these bomb pops n tbs reg, here you are. I wanted it SO bad.
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just noticed you’ve got three spots open. I can do a 2 for 1 without you needing to drop anyone. A rare opportunity to leverage my desperation!
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rapid fire - KorbenKorbenKorben
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😂😂 Nice. In my head I’m hearing it as a question asked in the extreme white, nerdy dude lexicon: “Hey, so, uhh, what position would you like for love?” 🤓
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What position would you like for Love & do you want Kyler included?
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Facebook
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@ntmellie.bsky.social interested in trading Jordan Love?
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Would you mind sharing your setup? I recently got a record player and our collection is growing expeditiously. Now that I know we are committed, it’s speaker time!
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Wes @220221whatever.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It might not buy happiness but it sure changes what you have left to be unhappy about
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Ronda Rousey Raw
ALT: Ronda Rousey Raw
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😂
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Snoop Dogg: Oh Fo Sho
ALT: Snoop Dogg: Oh Fo Sho
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Love this.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
tony romo had it all and could’ve gone all the way to a storied career in broadcast but he derailed it and flamed out with an arrest. he truly embraced the dallas cowboys ethos.
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I still wash and “cut” my hair. The sides still grow. But shampoo lasts forever. - Shampoo - One trip to the barber in 17 years. - Two sets of clippers purchased in 17 years. I bought one for the work and another as a backup in case I was in a pinch. They both still work.
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When the spouse and I were dating, she asked me to stop using hair gel. She said nobody uses that anymore (obviously, as you will soon learn, that was a bit hyperbolic) and suggested I try pomade. My hair looked so much better and hair gel began to look weird to me. I’ve been bald for 17 years.
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I went with waiver wire for now. LOTS of waiver claims to clear. If any of the aforementioned dudes are better for your squads post waivers, holler at your boy.
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He chose well.
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😂
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@sportspants.bsky.social open to moving Shough? If so, would you want Kyler included for the Addison stack? And would you want RB/WR/TE (Broncos backfield / DK Metcalf, Meyers [#2 Jax Wr] / Sadiq)?
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ll take look! You need RB/WR/TE? And would you want Kyler in the deal?
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The gift of rain, and the curse of our four-legged kids driving us nuts until it stops 🤕
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bsky Fantasy League members: I need a QB. Anyone presently on my bench + LaPorta and Kyler are available. I know someone has a QB on the bench better than Kyler. Send me an offer or simply reply with “interested” and I’ll propose a fair deal. Note: I expect to lose this trade, so don’t be shy.
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is all familiar to us. It takes a lot patience and consistency. I feel for ya. It was not easy or cheap. We trained daily for months. When we reached our skill limit, we hired a private trainer. And presently, they go to a trainer once a week.
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TIL you are extremely skinny.
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Well...
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All three of mine 😬
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Ser Rhydo the Fuzzball @nolongersms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Strangely, I only have this one gem:
I wonder what women think about when they having sex and don't want to cum too fast?
- Haile Selassie Lo Green
@gr8valuebiggie
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“if you crash a car on purpose, is it still an accident?”
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Joseph @josephruscitti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Ouch It Hurts: Man Crying Meme
ALT: Ouch It Hurts: Man Crying Meme
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Right there with ya! Power chains aside 😮‍💨
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ope, my bad. You’re not 1-2 yet. Good luck 🤕
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You and I this week! Battle of the 1-2 powerhouses 🙄😭
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Power chains?! I have no idea what they are but sounds draconian. T’s n P’s, friendo.
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Better In Person @txbutallofit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We have an SNES Classic setup in the guest bedroom. Has like 50 games on it. Contra is still a blast.
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