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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 18h
There's a dick-swinging contest going on above us.
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 08/10/2026
The only reason this photo exists is because there are too many stupid fucking American voters.
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 04/10/2026
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 03/10/2026
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Team Ilhan @teamilhan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Deal with it. 🕶️
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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We've got a great new product in the shop that allows you to show your support for me and for the right of due process.
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MAGA Farmers Right Now
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Adam Mockler @adammockler.com · 25/09/2026
And this is just the tip of the iceberg...
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
MAGA finding out
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 18/09/2026
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ron White to Joe Rogan: Talarico didn't cost this state $6 million in fines and lawsuits, and that happened with Ken Paxton. Guess who paid that $6 million? You and me paid the $6 million for his bribery. His own party impeached him. He's a criminal. He's a piece of shit.
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ron White: Eight of Ken Paxton’s assistants turned him into the FBI for fraud... They sued and won $6 million. Guess who paid that $6 million? You and me paid the $6 million for his bribery. His own party impeached him. He’s a criminal.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mike DODGERS is too cowardly to show up to debate me.
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 10/09/2026
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Maybe we should just call all of em Lake America, why not
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We Need Data Centers
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lake of America 🇺🇸
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Still no sign of Mitch McConnell.
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Jorge A. Caballero, MD @datadrivenmd.social · 19/08/2026
Ossoff: says "travel with Natalie" to a crowd of a few thousand people Every MAGA influencer to tens of millions of followers (99% of whom would otherwise have been unaware of what Ossoff said): how dare he insinuate that the President is having an affair with one of his staffers?! Ossoff:
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Burn Hell
Alt: Child looking at the camera with a sly grin. In the background a white house is seen burning
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I’m all out of fucks. jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/the-curiou...
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Twittiest2 🌀 🐸 @twittiest2.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
WHATS IN THE BOX?!
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Twittiest2 🌀 🐸 @twittiest2.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ohio is a fucking shitshow
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Greg Proops @gregproops.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
To be fair this is my favorite version of Mitch McConnell.
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Trump Administration Admits Canceling Grants to States That Did Not Vote for Him www.nytimes.com/2026/07/24/b... Let’s try to make this as big a story as possible Please share
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Trump Administration Admits Canceling Grants to States That Did Not Vote for Him (Gift Article)
Federal officials said in court documents that they halted billions of dollars in funding for energy projects to states “based solely” on whether they backed President Trump in the 2024 election.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Harlan Crow promised to build Fetterman a bride
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Texas Paul @realtexaspaul.com · 11/07/2026
They are ripping the carpet out at Mitch McConnell's house.
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Twittiest2 🌀 🐸 @twittiest2.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Belgium will be investigated for mortgage fraud
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Twittiest2 🌀 🐸 @twittiest2.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Soccer is a communist sport anyways
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Twittiest2 🌀 🐸 @twittiest2.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I go offline for 1 day and find out Biden is now killing ducks. wtf
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Twittiest2 🌀 🐸 @twittiest2.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Who won?
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
For decades, Dan Patrick has sold out the poor, the sick, and the vulnerable to enrich his donors. Love feels like blasphemy when you worship power.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
There is something happening in Texas. We are uniting Texans on one team to take back our state and take back our country. We will end 30 years of one party rule in this state and elect a Senator who is going to serve the people, not billionaire mega-donors.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
We wanted to understand what’s happening with the Strait of Hormuz. So we talked to five raw milk drinkers at an emergency room in Idaho.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Ken Paxton was indicted for scamming his own friends. He convinced them to invest hundreds of thousands in a company while secretly pocketing a commission. Paxton sold out his own friends for a quick buck. What makes you think he won't sell you out in the Senate?
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Rubio: I have never seen Trump fall asleep. Lieu: I’m going to show you a video that shows you just lied to congress. Here is a video of him asleep while you are talking.
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@SuzanaD3 @suzanad1.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Americas’ 250th Anniversary party lineup. 🤣
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
LMAO. GOP: "Talarico is gay!" NY Post: "Here's a picture of Talarico's girlfriend. No, she's not a model, she only looks like one. She does yoga and is on the board of a food coop. She has a cat. She's a mostly normal, fine, hot girl."
Brianna Menard, 30, is a political advocate and girlfriend of Dem. Senate candidate James Talarico
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
If you are tired of media capitulation, my ask is that you support Democracy Docket. It has no corporate overlords, it never backs down, it will not obey. Subscribing is free, a premium membership $10 a month. bit.ly/4qmEiFz
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Meiselas: Katie Miller has been posting about you. I want to give you the opportunity right now to respond. What do you want to say to her? Paulina Mangubat, Content and Creative Director for @TheDemocrats: I want Katie Miller to know that her husband is an ugly fuck.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/05/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Texas voters: Send this man to Washington. We need his voice there.
 Screenshot of a tweet from Texas Representative James Talarico dated March 18, 2026, responding to President Trump accusing him of insulting Jesus, by listing what he argues truly insults Jesus: removing sick people from healthcare, bombing schoolchildren in Iran, deporting mothers and babies, and covering up the Epstein files. Includes a photo of Talarico speaking at a podium in a church setting.
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The Kyiv Independent @kyivindependent.com · 03/05/2026
⚡️Russian attacks on southeastern Ukraine kill 1, injure 34, officials say. Russian forces launched a series of attacks on Zaporizhzhia and Dnipropetrovsk oblasts, killing at least one person and injuring 34, regional officials said.
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Russian attacks on southeastern Ukraine kill 1, injure 34, officials say
Russian forces launched a series of attacks on Zaporizhzhia and Dnipropetrovsk oblasts, killing at least one person and injuring 34, regional officials said.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Two nights ago, I said Trump had been using our troops as pirates in Iran and a Republican got mad. Well… the president just admitted it. He literally bragged about doing piracy.
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Twittiest2 🌀 🐸 @twittiest2.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
How long untii AAA gas prices gets controllled by Trump?
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
🚨Emergency Update 🚨 @theonion.com
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Aibo - Zonny @aibo-zonny.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The "American🇺🇸 Dream" is a nightmare! 🛢️.....Soon $ 7.75 a Gallon
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Governor Newsom Press Office @govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov · 29/04/2026
IN HONOR OF CALIFORNIA’S 175TH ANNIVERSARY, WE WILL BE ROLLING OUT A VERY SPECIAL DRIVER’S LICENSE FOR EVERY CALIFORNIAN THIS SUMMER!
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IN HONOR OF CALIFORNIA'S 175TH
ANNIVERSARY, WE WILL BE ROLLING OUT A VERY SPECIAL DRIVER'S LICENSE FOR EVERY CALIFORNIAN THIS SUMMER! IT WILL FEATURE A HANDSOME, HIGH-QUALITY PHOTO OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT'S THE BEST LICENSE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. THIS IS ABOUT CELEBRATING OUR BEAUTIFUL STATE (IT IS NOT ABOUT ME, DESPITE THE VERY HANDSOME PHOTO!). ENJOY! — GOVERNOR GCN
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Governor Newsom Press Office @govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov · 22/04/2026
Why would Gavin Newscum allow this to happen!
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