iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Hello, owner of pretty blue Mustang GT 5.0 in the parking lot, may I interest you in a trade for this beautiful base level 2012 Civic???

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The facial expression is killing me

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Driving this all over with the most smug grin imaginable, acknowledging the endless waves, honks and shouts of appreciation with a little wave and an occasional thumbs up Clinton style

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Oh yeah it’s only a matter of time before the cat starts whining to go back out there

Nice to hear there’s at least something physically wrong with this guy

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Straight from The Scarlet Letter, word for word

Our black shorthair cat got out the other night and didn’t return home until morning when he saw my wife on the porch and ran down from the woods to go inside; since returning he has intermittently slept and ate and looked completely exhausted… reminds me of the first time I took acid

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No idea who Hayley Williams is but good for her

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My gross history teacher in high school liked to use the line “you got your X, brother, I got mine” when comparing a Black person wearing a 90s Malcolm X hat to a white person rocking a confederate flag emblem Perfect encapsulation of how old boomer white people viewed race relations in America

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Goody Proctor is a straight up skeezer

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Watching the now-annual “AI IS EVERYWHERE AND NO ONE CAN STOP IT OR MATCH ITS VAST INTELLIGENCE” training video for work

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 06/10/2026

Sent in a time machine into the “Money for Nothing” music video where a primitive computer version of me has to explain who Rob Dyrdek is and the ultimate fate of MTV to the two working guys before the song ends

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Religious liberty will always be framed as religious people’s right to freely oppress and exclude others

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If you could swap out respiratory systems like an engine swap, smoking would be no big deal… when the old one gets all tarred up, pull it all out and put in the new lungs and boom! Runs like new

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“This Netanyahu really steams my clams, Jack”

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I tell ya, I never had central air until we got this condo and it’s just fantastic… you want heat? Just change the setting by pushing one button twice. No oil company sending some sketchy weirdo out to deliver oil and scare my wife 10/10 recommend

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Remember those scary biker guys that used to show up at Dino's and just kick the shit out of everybody for no reason and destroy the place? Dude, they're at Dino's again right now! I'm so stoked; I'm going down there to get a concussion, c'mon!

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I'd be so thrilled that I'm driving a beautiful Chevelle that I'd headbutt the dash if I had to

I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Can I get a shaker hood on this 1987 Plymouth Horizon?

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Is there gas in the car?

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I want a little metal wheel thing you spin that doesn't actually do anything but is strategically placed among the A/C, the tuning and volume knobs... it SEEMS like it has a function but it's only there to make your fingers happy

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I get to be alive one time And it's with these guys

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Tech has infested modern cars and I hate it ... I want my dashboard to look like a Zenith Stereo system in 1978... switches buttons knobs TEXTURE

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Like if a car was designed by sentient slices of plain toast

How do the true believers still believe in Jesus and all that stuff when the heresies and blasphemies like this are amplified to all-time high levels and continue to go unpunished by God Need these people to snap out of it

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Not bad looking but not really my taste

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The first good looking Volvo I've ever seen

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Really need the people mad at the Rage guy to try and understand how the presidential election is tallied Like if every single voter in my state of CT had voted for Harris, she still would've lost the election... your vote never counts LESS than it does in presidential elections

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You thought he was like Italian or something, eh?

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