Reposted by Twirled PeasDoug Backer @dougbacker.bsky.social · 11hEurope needs to block Starlink (and so should America if we can regain control of our nation) 931050
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 11h"Zacharia calls herself a lawyer. Experts aren't sure." 🤨 000
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 20hI wonder how many Zacharias will fit into one Scaramucci 🤔 000
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 20hHer response has real, "my boyfriend lives in Canada" energy. 030
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 21hCollins is the Chair of the Senate Appropriations Committee. She has final say over all federal government discretionary spending. She is the literal reason too many officers were hired. All the money for things like shock gloves... also her fault. The bogus Concerned Susie Q routine is old. 0101
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 21hBuffoon. Criminal. Grifter. Fascist. He is welcome to board one of his rockets and take a one way trip to his own galaxy far, far away. 010
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 21hstatic.klipy.comCartoon Fight: Rooster and RabbitALT: Cartoon Fight: Rooster and Rabbit 050
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 13/10/2026static.klipy.comLeverage ParkerALT: Leverage Parker 010
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 13/10/2026static.klipy.comSherlock Holmes: You Don't Say MemeALT: Sherlock Holmes: You Don't Say Meme 000
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 12/10/2026static.klipy.comMinion Laughing with PopcornALT: Minion Laughing with Popcorn 000
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026That neck is uniquely designed to hold up a talking head. 000
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It's also illegal. (f) No photographic or other visual or audio recording of the execution shall be permitted. www.ecfr.gov/current/titl...ecfr.gov28 CFR 26.4 -- Other execution procedures. 001
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Everything is projection. Trump is the most diva of any diva who has ever diva-ed. He's also an evil, cruel, narcissistic twit. 000
Reposted by Twirled Peasmcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Incredible. They’re literally doing the Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence. Like for real. 653553
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Obviously, Mr. "I've Fathered Dozens of Toss Pillows" is a total rage baiting fool. 000
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comPee-wee Herman: I know you are but what am I?ALT: Pee-wee Herman: I know you are but what am I? 000
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Vance has a unique skill. He can make everything unappealing, including his Ivy League education. Apparently, you can graduate from Yale and never learn how Google works. 000
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Elon Musk is a white supremacist ghoul who has committed crimes against the people of the United States and humanity. But sure, let's keep talking about his stocks. 000
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comJoaquin Phoenix as The Joker LaughingALT: Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker Laughing 000
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Nugget of truth here. We do need to worry about COVID-covered poop lettuce, after all. And the regime. And that our President is a narcissistic, demented psychopath who wants to bomb American cities...you know, the basics.static.klipy.comMan's Exasperated FacepalmALT: Man's Exasperated Facepalm 000
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The people standing behind him are all the evidence you need that America needs a stronger public education system. 010
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Dude - no one wants an artificial government run by actual Welfare Queens either.static.klipy.comTom Hiddleston as Loki: This GuyALT: Tom Hiddleston as Loki: This Guy 000
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The Great American Welfare Queens say a lot of things that aren't true. Their wealth at our expense does not make them arbiters of truth or the future. 020
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Rich, lying, grifting, welfare queen jackass suddenly less rich than last night, but still so wealthy the money cannot be spent in his lifetime. 000
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'll say it again. Politicians keep telling us "there is no money for schools, or infrastructure..." "Americans have a bootstrap pulling problem..." But, they have $1B for ADVERTISING to ensure the Tech Bros get tax breaks and OUR MONEY through gov't contracts. I'm so tired of these Welfare Queens. 020
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comRegina George: Shut Up! MemeALT: Regina George: Shut Up! Meme 000
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Between this and her opinions about excusing child r*pe, I think we can all agree she's nothing but a money grubbing misogynistic ghoul. 010
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Let's give Dollar Store Voldemort a cookie for inventing the world's dumbest binary choice. 010
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If ever there was a reason to strengthen the public education system, this could be it. Little Riley growing up in WV never learned history book history, let alone actual history. Sure - let's all trust Mr. Circa 1980 for facts about Nixon. 030
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comAndy Samberg: Ooh, Self Burn. Those Are Rare.ALT: Andy Samberg: Ooh, Self Burn. Those Are Rare. 010
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Imagine if all politicians were as fun as Mamdani. This dude is the charm offensive that all of us live vicariously through. 0202
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This dude's career was made possible by Rick Scott, Trump and a series of resignations from equally non-serious people. Yet another incompetent ideologue for us to contend with, who has zero knowledge of real life. 020
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comAlexis Schitts: One Hundred PercentALT: Alexis Schitts: One Hundred Percent 000
Reposted by Twirled PeasMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026While I'm enjoying the humiliation justifiably being heaped on Senator Eric Schmitt, I don't don't think enough mockery is being directed at his accomplice, Senator Kennedy, the Cornpone Clown, with this stupidly victorious expression as he smugly holds up the ridiculous "evidence." 93285992353
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"Throw the buzzword 'AI' on it and get everybody's attention," [Former FAA Air Traffic Controller] Riley said. "That's what I see." The people foisting AI on us don't live the way the rest of us do. Private planes, special neighborhoods, different schools...but they want to tell us how to live. 020
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comQuinn Joseph: Is The Bar That Low?ALT: Quinn Joseph: Is The Bar That Low? 000
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comElmer Fudd Sings and LaughsALT: Elmer Fudd Sings and Laughs 000
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comCute Little Girl LaughingALT: Cute Little Girl Laughing 010
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comKeebler ElvesALT: Keebler Elves 010
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sure, I guess. Just because an EO is signed doesn't mean anymore one has to oblige the nonsense. EOs are like memos from a boss. Last time I checked, we don't work for the government so I don't feel obligated to use "SI" as a term. Pretty sure they should be working on regulations instead. 000
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comErin Andrews 2017ALT: Erin Andrews 2017 010
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Taking money out of Medicaid doesn't strengthen the program. It does cause system collapse though. Having a baby and need the ER? No rural hospital care for you. Maternity and Delivery gets cut first. And if that rural hospital closes, your heart attack won't care either. 010
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Nordone. I get it. She has a PR officer, they tell everyone what to print, but let's call her by her actual name. I still want to know if it's even legal for her to use a technically false name on the ballot. Legal names are legal names. 001
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This 74-year-old, Oxford educated, lifelong politician spends a lot of time wasting taxpayer money on nonsense questions, and interviews where he injects salacious talking points to win the sound bite wars. He knows what he's doing but plays the good ole boy from Mississippi nonetheless. 000
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comKate Wyler Says ExactlyALT: Kate Wyler Says Exactly 000
Reposted by Twirled PeasMolly Redden @mtredden.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Exclusive: In late 2024, FBI agents were looking at Sen. Susan Collins’ role in a massive illegal bribery scheme alleged by a former federal contractor. Then Trump gutted the FBI and DOJ, leaving no one to carry on the investigation – it’s dead. 🧵 8712253
Twirled Peas @twirledpeas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Reminder that Loeffler lives in a $10.5M estate, is literally married to the Stock Exchange, and lost the only campaign she ever ran. Like all of these Billionaire Weirdos, her understanding of "Small Business" isn't the same as ours. Oh, and her primary contribution is her incompetence. Rs ❤️ that. 040
