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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer:

@twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy
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JavaScript nerd, gaymer Author of The Gender Dysphoria Bible. [bridged from twipped.social/@twipped on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy ]

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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 18h
Holy fuck, Shen. Those last four panels... Source: bsky.app/profile/shenanigansen.bsky…
Panel 1: Val stumbles backwards, flailing her arms, as Audrey looks at her with a motherly smile, a beam of light literally emanating from his face like it's a spotlight.

Panel 2: The light beam dissipates slightly as Val falls on her butt and crushes a few errant pizza boxes with a "CRK".

Panel 3: Audrey continues smiling sweetly and says "Val, that black mold thing ... was a lie, wasn't it."

Panel 4: Val begins panicking, flopping over from the pizza boxes onto her shins and stammering "I -- I was trying to buy time to CLEAN MY ROOM. B-but -- I couldn't even do THAT because --"Panel 5: The joy vanishes from Audrey's expression and is replaced with surprise as Val seemingly pauses speaking for a few seconds.

Panel 6: Tears well in Val's eyes as she can no longer meet Audrey's gaze or hold her composure. She says "Because I'm a fuck-up. And you shouldn't be friends with me."

Panel 7: Audrey squats down to touch her shoulder, saying "Val ..."

Panel 8: Still crying but now with a frustrated, tense expression, having an outburst, Val says "Oh, WHAT, Audrey???" and raises her hands up to gesture towards him.Panel 9: Val, now standing on her knees and slightly exceeding Audrey's squating height, gestures back at her very messy room littered with mail, takeout bags, and cans, and says "You gonna tell me I'm not a GROSS LOSER?? Are you gonna look me in the eyes, in the middle of this DUMPSTER of a room, and DENY REALITY???"

Panel 10: Audrey, looking bored now and looking away from Val, replies "Okay. You're a loser, Val."

Panel 11: Val has her eyes wide and mouth agape. The background is totally white. She is shocked that he actually said it.

Panel 12: Closeup of the part of Val's room with the now-crushed two pizza boxes. There is also a paper towel roll, a box from a delivery, an unopened envelope, two used paper towels, and a takeout bag there on the stained floor. Audrey continues to speak, saying "looking around here, there's no denying that you're LOSING."Panel 13: Closeup of Audrey's mouth from the side, as he says "But"

Panel 14: Audrey puts his face close to Val's with a wide-eyed, intense expression, which she seems to match out of surprise. "What GAME are you playing, exactly?" he says, "On what DIFFICULTY?"

Panel 15: Audrey's expression turns back to his usual one of compassion as he and Val look at each other and he says "Nobody is good at EVERYTHING, VAL. And we're all made to play games in life that aren't DESIGNED for us."

Panel 16: Audrey puts his arms between his knees, still in squatted position, and puts his palms together. The sunlight from the window illuminates him in a warm glow and he winks, his one open eye glistening. "But I think we can find a way to beat this one. In co-op mode," he says "What do you say, girlie?"
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026
@todd @dansup deffo some cache shenanigans happening here
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026
Me, looking up at blue skies: "I was specifically promised rain! This is bullshit!"
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
Unfortunately, the price for 16TB HDDs went up by $100 in the same time frame. I wish PCPP tracked 20TB drives.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
There is a dip!
PCPartPicker price trend chart for 4TB NVME SSDs. The month of October shows a steady decline on the trend line from the exorbitant prices we’ve seen all year.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
[Comic nudity] Today in "weird things that give me gender envy"
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
I am trying to work on the GDB but this... this isn't helping. #catsofmastodon
Jocelyn is sitting at her desk. Between her and the keyboard lays an orange and black tabby cat, her head pressed against Joc's chest.

A blue and white disneyland branded drinking tanker sits on the desk next to the keyboard, and a bunch of trash is visible throughout the sliding door behind her.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Candlehead is voiced by Matt Roller, the creator of Haunted Hotel, but it sounds so much like another familiar voice and I can’t place it.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
This week’s Cassie Workman is Witchy AF is pretty great. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiNK-YoMJHU
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
We keep having a problem where google thinks our household is in mexico and defaults to spanish. Happens in multiple browsers on multiple devices, and doesn’t seem to care about what language the OS or browser is reporting. Went searching for people having […] [Original post on twipped.social]
Screenshot of a reddit post titled “Default language mysteriously changing to Spanish on online services for no apparent reason. “

Hovering over the post is a google login prompt in spanish: Acceder a Reddit con Google.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
@0xabad1dea
Screenshot of a tweet by Bird Rights Activist from 2013

I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
@0xabad1dea
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
These things taste like what Reeses cups used to taste like, and they are DANGEROUSLY good.
A bag of Reese Peanut Butter Mini-Pumpkins Unwrapped
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Wheeeeeeee 🥵
Screenshot of a yolink smart thermometer for my back yard showing 106°F
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
And now we let it chill for a few hours. The flavor is very rich, this is gonna be great on sandwiches. Pan is gonna be a bitch to clean though .
A 1 quart takeout container and a 16oz gladware tub sit mostly full of liquid cheese.The bottom of my stainless steel sauce pot is covered in burnt cheese.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Saucy...
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Today I am conducting an experiment. I'm going to attempt to make my own American Cheese blend using colby jack, fresh mozzarella, parmesian, and aged gouda.
A pot sits on a stove containing a milky liquid. Next to the stove is a jug of milk and a mixing bowl full of shredded cheeses.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
We had a surprise guest show up at our front door.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
LOL, Zenni sold out of their Steam Frame lenses in less than 12 hours.
Screenshot of an email from Zenni Optical.

Subject: Valve Steam Frame Rx Inserts Sold Out Fast

WELL, THAT WAS QUICK

Valve Steam Frame prescription lens inserts
went fast! We're working on a restock and
will let you know as soon as they're back.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Assigned Gender by Chart
A landscape chart of mars and venus symbols organized with a horizontal axis of the mother's age at conception and the month of the conception.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Pan roasted some steak in tallow and butter, now using the leftover oils to sauté some mushrooms and onions. It smells amazing in my house right now.
Two perfectly cooked medium rare ribeye steaks on a cutting board.Mushrooms and a whole sliced sweet union sautéing in a castiron pan.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
RE: infosec.exchange/@lcamtuf/117344030… It really does seem to be a super villain play.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Johann Kraus and another man are standing next to a military transport. The man asks Johann "Are you, like, in charge here?" and Johann replies "I often tell myself that."
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
The juice is loose. #Covid #GetVaccinated
Jocelyn lifting the right arm of her green shirt, exposing a bra strap and a light blue cvs bandaid where her covid shot was received.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
This is a mood. #Hellboy
Panel one: Morgan La Fey walks into a room and asks a nun "What did I miss?" The nun replies "Hellboy died"

Panel two: Hellboy is looks on as a white hand is holding his burning heart and says "Son of a--"

Panel three: The nun says "Came back to life again..." as Hellboy awakes in a casket and says "Son of a--"
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
"The Test" This article is about tech ceos, but the point about cults is directly on target, and I say that as someone who grew up in the Jehovah's Witnesses. Their door to door service, the blood abstinence, the birthday and holiday rejection -- all things […] [Original post on twipped.social]
But I think there is another aspect to those statements. They are a test.

Donald Trump (I think more subconsciously than intentionally) is a master of this kind of test. It goes like this: You state something outrageous for example “Lake Ontario is now called Lake America”. People should laugh at you because that is absurd. But some people will instantly call it Lake America (like Google changing what Google Maps says). Those are the people who have passed the test. They have debased themselves in public by following something completely off the rails marking themselves as obedient to the person who started the whole thing.

This is a typical kind of behavior you see in cults or for example right wing extremist groups: If you get people to tattoo a visible swastika on themselves they have not only declared their submission to the group but marked themselves as no longer part of the rest of society.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
Well thats interesting! The green dawn has swapped places with the clear softsoap, and the orange dial has turned opaque. I did not expect the hand soaps to be different enough so as to produce that kind of reaction.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
These effects were way more impressive when I was 17.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
Another great line, I remember quoting this one all the time when I was a kid.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
Perfect line reading.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
Anyone ever try to kill you with a bathtub?
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
A hand holding a pencil taps an article in a scientific journal titled "The Arctic Poppy: A Chilling Paradox"

The subtitle on the screen reads "If I don't get this data, I might as well be counting cow farts in Montana.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
Made a clip. This movie got lambasted because of Charlie Sheen's ham acting, but the direction and editing were fantastic. Cheap 90s computer composite aside, the pull out and match cut at the end of this opening is brilliant.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
Screenshot of the post for "Why is Hacker News like this?" on Hacker News. The post has been flagged for moderation, despite having 95 points.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
When you're trying to use up the last of three different hand soaps.
A dial hand soap pump container with green, clear and orange soaps in three layers
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
Source: www.tumblr.com/magicmooshka/8051248…
Tumblr post by magicmooshka

recently my friend's comics professor told her that it's acceptable to use gen AI for script-writing but not for art, since a machine can't generate meaningful artistic work. meanwhile, my sister's screenwriting professor said that they can use gen AI for concept art and visualization, but that it won't be able to generate a script that's any good. and at my job, it seems like each department says that AI can be useful in every field except the one that they know best.

It's only ever the jobs we're unfamiliar with that we assume can be replaced with automation. The more attuned we are with certain processes, crafts, and occupations, the more we realize that gen AI will never be able to provide a suitable replacement. The case for its existence relies on our ignorance of the work and skill required to do everything we don't.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
Got a new shirt. #TAZ #TheAdventureZone
Jocelyn taking a mirror selfie in a ling black skirt, with a black shirt that says Pupating Is Always A Bonus Action. Blue insect wings flutter around the words.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
I just got the stupidist idea for a supremely nerdy set of finger tattoos.
Three resistors

Green black orange black white
Gray black black black white
Black black gray black white
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
Nobbel87 had the most righteous rant during his blizzcon reaction video. I love it. #WoW
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
WoW Forever Beta launched today. lol #WoW #WoWForever
Screenshot from a TikTok live of a man streaming his game, sitting there staring at a login queue of 23503 players. Estimated wait time of 51 minutes.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
@losttourist @jaz
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
#WoW #WoWForever
Screenshot of a tiktok comment by a user named Dirked, directed towards OUTregis:

youre not a Christian so have no
understanding of Paladins. they cannot
be undeadJulia Louis-Dreyfus laughing nervously and saying "What the fuck?"
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
The sheer number of foot jokes that they had during blizzcon this past weekend...
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
Hey can somebody with an Apple Radar account open a ticket about the support app only showing days in the past when you try to schedule a genius visit? I cannot look at appointments for tomorrow, only today and last week. #Apple #VibeCodedPieceOfShit
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
I knew one day this would happen. I knew that some time I was going to be distracted and grab the wrong tube. I brought this on myself.
Photo of two tubs of compound sitting on a sink. One is anti-cavity tooth paste. The other is Desitin diaper rash cream.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
HYPED! Plans to return to all the unfinished story lines that were left dangling in vanilla. #BlizzCon #WoW
Map of azeroth showing a dozen circled sites that were never completed.
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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
I love this sweater. Azeroth version of the California Republic flag. #BlizzCon #WoW
A member of the WoW dev team on stage at blizzcon wearing a white sweater that has a grizzly bear and dwarf hunter from Warcraft, fashion in the manner of the California state flag. The words say Azeroth Forever in place of California
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