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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Low stakes conspiracy theory: Australian supermarkets have massively dialled back how much they push Halloween over the last 5 or so years because they've realised that triyng to make Halloween happen gets in the way of starting to sell Christmas stuff in mid-September

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Peter Malinauskas is going to do a press conference to announce they've cancelled the Tár sequel

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Can highly recommend the newsagent in the Brisbane Airport Jetstar terminal if you're looking to pick up a copy of 'Grazi-her' (the magazine for women pastoralists), 'How to be more seductive with ChatGPT', or a copy of the New Yorker from May

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Why is Brisbane so obsessed with pretending that buses are trains?

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I feel like (i) there are many more people complaining about people clapping after the plane lands, than there are people clapping after the plane lands (ii) on the occasions I have been on a plane where people clapped after landing it was great; it has saying thanks to the bus driver energy

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I was not a good vibe in 2019!! The main was spaghetti with peas and lemon

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Revisiting the cooked playlist I made for the first dinner party I had at the sharehouse in Canberra where I lived in 2019 which contained both the Eb maj and D maj versions of Sufjan Stevens – Tonya Harding, half of Carrie and Lowell, and Lady Gaga – Joanne

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Knoebel @knoebel.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

The Berlin Zoo named their baby Hippo Brötchen. :) (Bread roll 🥖)

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I think it's time to bring back hot cross buns for the year

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I'm glad that this article on the ABC website includes this para explaining the uses of milk, for those unfamiliar

Norco's milk is sold in major supermarkets and is used by the hospitality industry to make things like coffees in cafes.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-29/plastic-price-pain-hits-inflation-woolies-coles-milk-bottles/106615694

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Not sure why looksmaxxers bother tbh when they aren't ever going to get their clavicles as big as a whale's clavicle

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Fewer trad wives, more trad mice Just scurrying through a cut-out arch in the skirting board with my yellow wedge of swiss cheese

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I feel like the same line of thinking that leads you to becoming one of the hard core cash only people should also mean that you don't use the self checkout

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

It's wild to me that there's a Melania movie that isn't in the same vein as Vice

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

You should get penalty rates for working when it's this hot

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

The gap between Christmas and New Year's is an excellent time to see how much soil the council will let you get away with putting in the red bin

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

When will P!nk record a new version of her 2007 #5 hit 'Dear Mr. President' (feat. Indigo Girls) with the lyrics updated for today's world?

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

At the Lady Gaga concert in Melbourne, Ms Germanotta committed an act of absolute VIOLENCE by saying 'some of you have been my fans for 20 years now'

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

The Keith roadhouse that normally plays Christian radio is playing Marina and the Diamonds – How to be a Heartbreaker... What does it portend??

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

It's a total double standard that they'll let you take a trolley out of the supermarket but not a basket

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

My husband flew to Brisbane this morning on a Dutch plane that was old enough to have ashtrays in the armrests

Message: I'm imagining them handing out singles on a silver tray to business class

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Actually a better example is Jing Lee being rolled on the SA Lib upper house ticket, except that relates to about 400,000 more people than the Maine Senate

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

If I have to know about a primary candidate for the Maine Democratic party, more Americans should be talking about who is going to be preselected to replace Stephen Mullighan in Lee

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

If anyone sees a bunch of chives that was left on the 167 bus, those are mine thanks x

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

This is the most cursed possible South Australian sentence

Mr Mamalis's new position with Turning Point Australia is only a volunteer role, Mr Jammal said, and the Adelaide Set would continue to operate.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10-06/turning-point-australia-sa-move/105857144

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 14/10/2023

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears of joy, realizes how much happiness he brings into the dark and uncertain world. "I am Pagliacci. Thank you doctor."

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Ruined my morning by reading the Ozbargain vaccine discourse thread

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

I think usually this is because I admire their adaptability and resilience, but they shouldn't need that, they're birds

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Normally the chirping of the sparrows that live in the underground Coles in Rundle Mall seems cheerful, but today I just feel revulsion at the world we've built, they should be outside

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

More dawdling, more flim-flamming and shilly-shallying, more joie de vivre

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Outlook on my work computer has updated so that the top menu item when you right click an attachment is now 'Summarise with Copilot' instead of 'Preview', a function I use dozens of times a day, but the good news is at least clicking the 'Summarise with Copilot' button doesn't actually do anything

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Someone has put up paper flyers in the car park of my local Woolworths advertising their Onlyfans

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

In 2019 when every newsagent and convenience store in the Sydney airport Tiger terminal had a shelf of the collected speeches of Xi Jinping

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Wishing everyone a 'you can claim 1 CPD point in the Bullying, Discrimination, and Harassment category for R U OK Day activities'

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

I bought a packet of mints before getting the bus to work the other day and she said I could add on a potted orchid, an energy shot, and a Cherry Ripe for just $20.

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

There's one person at the servo across the road who always tries the most cooked up sells Last week I went in to buy petrol and she asked if I wanted two pies with that. When I declined she goes 'oh, just one pie then?'. When I said no to that too she said 'we also have sausage rolls'.

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Especially beans on toast, it's a protein, a carb, and a sauce, that's a normal way to combine foods

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

The divorce rate is the lowest it has ever been since the introduction of no-fault divorce

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Keen for New Yorkers to now show a commensurate level of interest in the City of Adelaide Central Ward by-election (:

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Did You Know There's A Shisha Bar Next To Emo Park?

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Has anyone looked into why so much of the AI fake recipe slop on Facebook includes rhubarb as an ingredient?

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Close Twinkcounters of the Pastel Kind 🛸 @twinkbahn.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

How do people find a good GP? Like how do you even go about working out who will be good?

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