abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 3hcat update 04.10.2026: - unstoppable toe hunting death monster - outstretched lap sausage 050
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 4hsometimes you gotta click on shit so many times to make it do whatever, y’know 020
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 6hsometimes the only thing you need is a $7.35 post mix vanilla coke from mcdonalds 020
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 11hhow do i get these stickers for my own mirror at home 061
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026there’s a thickness of elbow with some a these pole vaulters, not sure if anyone else is picking up on this 020
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026hard little hips on these pole vaulters, counterbalancing nicely with their plump bicep and shoulder meats 020
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026our streets should be lined with sculptures of pole vaulters 230
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i knew tanya and vicki at the brisbane 2032 organising committee would pick a horrific logo, but now that it’s here it’s like a knife in the stomach 😭 130
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the cat is incentivised to keep me in a fever — he leaches warmth from my weak and clammy flesh 160
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i need a man with fighter pilot wrists to hold me through this sickness 010
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026food poisoning from a pub meal, a tremendous indignity 🤮 251
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i kept track of everyone who said they loved mickey 17 and i’m pleased to announce you’ll all be put on trial tomorrow morning ☺️ 041
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026hot people are just recording themselves sleeping now, i will NEVER forgive my parents for making me ugly 030
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026this cat is playing a never ending game of “how many paws can i get into his armpit” 0160
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i need a crispy chocolatey donut something from a Sinopec™ petrol station 020
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026on the vine, ripe with rain, juicy fruit feed me kisses soft as the sky~ 010
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026it’s been two months since i cured my depression by eliminating alliums… and i am all the lonelier without my dark friend filling time fighting me from within 010
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026offering random men at bunnings $50 to keep their hand on the small of my back as i go through the checkout 1120
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[sept 25 voice] can you believe i’m wearing shorts and a tshirt in winter?? 020
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i’m not a religious man but every now and then i rediscover calvinism and there is nothing else on earth that feels more correct 230
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026after 20+ years of research across queensland and country victoria, i can now conclude: italian mother + australian father = circumcised son italian father + australian mother = uncircumcised son 040
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026you don’t need a boyfriend if you have youtube premium 160
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026the hunter strikes from behind his sacred shroud 030
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026there is no way maxibons were this small in, like, june 390
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026following along on azlyrics knowing those fuckass popups are coming 050
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i’ve had such a wonderful morning on my phone 051
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026the onset of true war! the totalising ecstasy of a righteous punishment, due to all participants of this sick earth’s wretched state, including our cunt selves, we must boil and rot 💕 010
Reposted by abolish fleshstargirl 🪐 @strawbrrymochi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026i love doing nothing & being alone 0218
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026nobody sells pepsi max cold enough!!!! i want to be gasping for air after struggling through my fifth swallow, wincing through the freeze forming in that nasty pit at the base of your brain 060
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026as i mourn the twilight of my onion-digesting years at the tender age of 40, i find myself reinterpreting former prime minister tony abbott’s repeated and prodigious displays of onion consumption as public declarations of virility and nutritional prowess. in this essay, i will 180
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026the boggling scale of the silo should have been an indication of the vastness of the conspiracy that placed it 💕 good luck to the participants 110
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026carrying a loaf of woolworths sourdough like it’s a baby 071
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026realising a probbo former colleague was actually intentionally mispronouncing them “goyza” 🥟 160
Reposted by abolish fleshEmoji Mashup Bot @emojimashupbot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026😋 licking-lips + 😡 extremely-angry = 095
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026coworker who started six months ago just asked if i have kids……………… 080
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026doing my post-run glute stretches and decided to capture the phenomenon 💕 twink begins at 40 💕 1111
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026zinger box should come with a couple of advils 040
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026going to the gym to make my body a little harder / hotter, which, in turn, makes it easier to cum at 150
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026told colleagues i’m going to say “the phrase” to get out of jury duty and i have set their imaginations all aflame with curiosity 130
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026homosexuality is a syndrome (not a mental illness) caused by the mother’s foolish and inflammatory nutritional choices 021
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026i parked like three blocks from work, which, is a huge problem for those of us in the need to go home and SHIT community 260
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026[puts a bunch of people in a big silo] “why is everyone acting like they’re locked in a big silo?” 070
abolish flesh @abolishflesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026mcdonalds makes me FEEL SICK i gotta stop putting this hot trash into my innocent body!!!!!!!!!! 460
