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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 27/09/2026

Happy low tire pressure day for all who celebrate.

Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 08/09/2026

I'm not worried about 2026* or 2028, I'm worried about 2030; because there is a 100% chance that once the boot of reality is off the necks of you know who they will vote to put our collective dick back into the blender. *) except for election rigging attempts by The Slob Father

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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 06/09/2026

I’m looking for a fat score: a jackpot malicious prosecution judgement, and your bar license(s) on my lodge pole… Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough. www.google.com/imgres?q=ser...

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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 06/09/2026

Do on to others as you would have them do on to you, and given the flabstapo's behavior to date, this is well inside the "fair play" boundary. Pro Tip: don't antagonize people who are more intelligent and creative than you. It will end poorly for you.

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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I know which side I'm on 💙

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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 04/08/2026

The wheels on the Trump train go womp, womp, womp.

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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 01/08/2026

Ok, I'm game. Either drag Mitch "Yertle the Turtle" McConnell's ass onto the Senate floor and make him work, or unplug him and call for a special election.

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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 30/07/2026

The council of cats is now in session. The male can opener was 5 minutes late serving breakfast, 2nd offense. I propose a 24 hr cuddle embargo and 1 turd in his slippers. Meow or no meow. The meows have it.

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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 18/07/2026

And there's a 100% chance that they'll be happy to pay for a heads on when the TACOs will be served.

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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 05/07/2026

Feel free to pack your shit and get the fuck out of We the People's America. Because we'd prefer one hundred of them yearning to breathe free than one of you. You will not be missed, you dickless molerat.

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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 27/06/2026

The area that you have been ordered to patrol is not for you, move along chump. Reminds me of my first change of command ceremony where we were told that "all hands are invited to attend," but we were all turned away at the hatch when we showed up...

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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 26/06/2026

Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by staggering incompetence.

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Matt S @mattsouva.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Picked up some carryout Indian food for dinner, and I had to tell everyone about it. Because of my naan disclosure agreement.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

What are the odds of TWO master orators married to one another? Listening to them speak was uplifting, inspirational and exhilarating. A reminder of another, better time when leaders spoke to our better angels & offered hope & optimism rather than divisive vulgarisms. #ChangeIsComingNovember3rd

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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 31/05/2026

Oh, we are. [Deadbeat Donnie slinkies down the Air Force One's stairs live on TV] Pro Tip: when asking people to pray, you should be VERY SPECIFIC on what your desired outcome is, because rational people have very, very different prayers...

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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 30/05/2026

Yea, that's the real concern with holding a cage match on the white house lawn, you fucking clown. Unfortunately, it turns out that Idiocracy was the best case scenario...

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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 16/05/2026

The Donald J Trump - Epstein files are a the load bearing structure holding up the kakistocracy that's making our lives a living hell. Cover it all in C4, and let the debris far where it will. Fire in the hole! [clack, clack, clack]

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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 15/05/2026

We have heard your petition to use the vacuum cleaner and have found your arguments to be unpersuasive. Denied. You may resubmit your petition for a time when we will be summering in the guest room, and we will consider it.

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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 06/05/2026

Junior cat receiving a performance review from the middle manager cat. I've received complaints from mom about all of the mice you've been bringing into the house. You can keep doing it, but you have to kill them, and leave it somewhere dad will find it before she does. Got it?

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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 04/05/2026

Cocaine and hubris is one hell of a combination.

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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 29/03/2026

I asked the council of cats if I could use the bed for sorting laundry, and the decision is: 1. Ok, sure 2. Ok, but I have concerns 3. Abstained

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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 29/03/2026

If they think being indicted is terrifying, they'll know true fear when the sentence comes down.

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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 29/03/2026

Example [I've lost count] demonstrating that they do not understand the concept of context.

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Street Art Utopia @streetartutopia.com · 28/03/2026

Roman Mosaic Unearthed - Southwark, London, UK <3 What Time Reveals (9 Photos): streetartutopia.com/2026/03/28/f... Two archaeologists gently uncover a large Roman mosaic beneath a construction site near The Shard in central London. The vibrant geometric patterns, preserved underground for nearly...

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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 27/03/2026

LOL, another participation trophy for the apex failson.

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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 26/03/2026

Someone's going to be scraping ketchup off of a wall tonight...

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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 25/02/2026

True, and it’s documented in the Epstein files.

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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,, Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 25/02/2026

Play MAGAt games, win MAGAt prizes.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Reading people. Body language. Knowing how to connect with people totally unlike you and with different backgrounds and beliefs. Defusing tense situations. Gaining trust. High endurance, pain tolerance, and work ethic. Reaction time. Prioritizing order of execution. Anticipating people’s needs. Tons

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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 22/02/2026

Then I looked and saw a branch, and sitting upon it was death from above.

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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

How About That, Pam........

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Goodness, things might get a wee bit testy at the upcoming State of the Union.

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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

The Roberts Court has a clear set of guidelines: the president can do anything he pleases, so long as it does not violate the rights of the owning class.

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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 21/02/2026

Yea, no fucking shit. The 1st rule of trump club is get the cash upfront.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

If this country was truly “pro-life,” we would have Medicare for All, a Green New Deal, gun reform, universal child care, and a living wage. The right-wing agenda isn’t about “life.” It’s about control.

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Roses are red Violets are blue Our boss always looks Like he’s fighting a poo

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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Did you see scientists crossed DNA of a cheetah with a crab? It went sideways real fast.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 12/02/2026

All hands brace for heavy rolls. The ship is coming about.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Tesla reported paying ZERO federal income tax on $5.7 billion of U.S. income in 2025. Meanwhile, thanks to his new Tesla pay package, Elon Musk could stand to make $3 billion more per year than all 1.4 million elementary school teachers in the U.S. combined. See the problem here?

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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 02/02/2026

February is a time to honor the generations of Black Americans who fought, and continue to fight, against injustice to achieve equal rights. May we reflect on our nation’s past as we continue working to build a society that lives up to its democratic ideals.

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