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Wayward Twidget

@twidget.wtf
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Poorly reformed tin can sailor, network engineer, semi-skilled coder, notorious “creative problem solver", and flagrant abuser of the English language. Grammar and punctuation will be random and capricious. (He/Him)

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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 16h
It's morons all the way down.
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 29/09/2026
Seattle Weather Conditions: I can't see the mountain - it's raining I can see the mountain - It's about to rain
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 27/09/2026
Feed the kids, and use the shock gloves on those who want them to go hungry.
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 27/09/2026
Voters, voters man your booths. Give the republic a clean sweep down. Sweep down all federal, state, and municipal offices. Throw all trumper trash clear of the stern. Now voters.
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 27/09/2026
Voters, voters man your booths. Give the republic a clean sweep down. Sweep down all federal, state, and municipal offices. Throw all trumper trash clear of the stern. Now voters.
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 27/09/2026
I‘ve calling them white trashnalists since a bunch of them setup shop in Idaho in the 80’s and now call them the flabstopo & fat shirts.
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 27/09/2026
Happy low tire pressure day for all who celebrate.
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 25/09/2026
I learned how to in boot camp, who knows how The Slob Father learned that particular ricky recruit life hack.
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 25/09/2026
An orange cat a day will keep the shrink away.
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 24/09/2026
Why am I not surprised that Dr. "Magic Berries" doesn't know how risk pools work?
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 24/09/2026
Found footage from your living room at 0300 this morning?
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 20/09/2026
Shit, on that happiest of days, I’m going to show up to his grave with a bladder full of DFM cut with everclear and a bic lighter… Geneva may have banned flame throwers, but I’ll make do.
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 20/09/2026
The cruelty is the point. Funny thing is those were built with public funds and are thus traceable down to the names of people who we can put on the list of "I make this pledge to live long enough to piss on their graves..." Bring on the shit beer and asparagus, daddy's got a promise to keep.
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 20/09/2026
We've got the range, all batteries switch to rapid fire and pour it on.
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 12/09/2026
We thought a lot of really stupid things about the IJN that ended with them absolutely cleaning our clocks at the battle of salvo island. Er um savo island.
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 08/09/2026
You're god damned right we accurately identified them as garbage, and oh my, has that kicked dog been howling.
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 08/09/2026
There are only two classes: those of us who put in the work to keep society ticking over, and rentiers.
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 08/09/2026
Since he wants his name on stuff so bad, I propose that we give him: The Donald J Trump - Epstein Files This is our final, and only, offer.
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 08/09/2026
I'm not worried about 2026* or 2028, I'm worried about 2030; because there is a 100% chance that once the boot of reality is off the necks of you know who they will vote to put our collective dick back into the blender. *) except for election rigging attempts by The Slob Father
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 08/09/2026
5/5 would destroy again.
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 08/09/2026
WA is a vote by mail only state. So we fill out our ballots on receipt, and I hand deliver them to the county court house to eliminate any possible USPS shenanigans.
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 07/09/2026
Voters, voters man your booths. Give the Republic a clean sweep down. Sweep down all Federal, State, and Municipal offices. Throw all trumper trash clear of the stern. Now voters.
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 07/09/2026
Voters, voters, man you booths. Give the republic a clean sweep down. Sweep down all federal, state, and municipal offices. Throw all trumper trash clear of the fan tail. Now sweepers.
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 07/09/2026
Concur.
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 06/09/2026
Funny enough, I’ve always been terrible with names and phone numbers, then I met Lisa and had no problem remembering either. Sometimes, the universe is will let you know “jackpot” in no uncertain terms.
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 06/09/2026
They’re not wrong.
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 06/09/2026
I’m looking for a fat score: a jackpot malicious prosecution judgement, and your bar license(s) on my lodge pole… Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough. www.google.com/imgres?q=ser...
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 06/09/2026
Correct. He green lit an extremely high-risk/high-reward operation that turning into a flaming cluster cluster fuck 2 mikes after jump, and owned it. I have a c-note that says that whatever JSOC was in his day over sold their capabilities, he took them at their word, and ... well, fuck me...
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 06/09/2026
He fell for the classic trap: pre, current, and post tense.
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Awesome ❤️
A mother elephant and her baby hugging each other with their trunks
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 06/09/2026
Do on to others as you would have them do on to you, and given the flabstapo's behavior to date, this is well inside the "fair play" boundary. Pro Tip: don't antagonize people who are more intelligent and creative than you. It will end poorly for you.
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 06/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/twid...
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 02/09/2026
I rather like our ongoing collaboration effort. You write the books and I read them. It's a win-win.
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 01/09/2026
Bully picks a fight, gets punched in the nose, and then snivels about it. Briefing at 2300.
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 31/08/2026
A more accurate telling is that it came holding a bible upside down, and then proceeded to sexually assault the flag on stage...
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 30/08/2026
[deep sigh] "Sharia Law" is just another scare word to rile up the the bottom 20% of society, just like "Socialism", "Communism", "Arabic Numerals", and so on and so forth. We'll get a lot further ahead, faster, when we accept that most "concerned voters" are either bots, morons, or both.
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 29/08/2026
BREAK BREAK BREAK GIANT METEOR this is FUCK THIS Fire mission Orange menace in the open at [coordinates] send one Over.
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 28/08/2026
Nobody demonstrates that You Know Who hate who they're told to hate, and love those who they're told to love without any thinking on their part than Dolly Parton. They get big mad when they're singing her praises and you point out that she was the final boss of woke...
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 24/08/2026
Trump steaks are back on the menu boys!
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 23/08/2026
I’ll alway keep a soft spot in my heart for our Canadian friends. Hi we’re Canada, would you like to be friends? You’re being a jerk, can you please stop? [deep sigh, laces up boot] Well if you insist. we’ll take another jaunty stroll through Europe…
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 22/08/2026
The moderate position is to tear down every single half assed monument to himself and use the rubble to build the biigliest, most popular gender neutral pee trough in human history. It’ll be a big hit because it’ll drain straight into his casket…
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 22/08/2026
Deal!
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 22/08/2026
counter argument: we demand they actually do their jobs, and that sounds like a lot more work than they think they should have to do.
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 22/08/2026
I'm fairly certain that I've seen a lot of long form Warhammer 40K and Fallout videos recommended to me.
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 22/08/2026
Every time you think they've hit rock bottom out come the rock drills and the blasting powder.
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I did NOT vote for the rapist @sarahgies.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Meet Natalie Harp, She will be playing
Melania for seasons 3 & 4
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 21/08/2026
Poaching laws and limits on what you can use to take game do not apply when you're in a survival situation, and since they've contaminated all available foodstuffs...
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 21/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/twid...
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 21/08/2026
Hard to complain about the green room being full of cat hair when you brought the cat...
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Wayward Twidget @twidget.wtf · 21/08/2026
Trust me bro, that 100% Grade A beef. www.lassennews.com/presidents-b...
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President’s budget could open door to massacre of 64,000 wild horses and burros - Lassen News
The Trump Administration’s Fiscal Year 2026 budget proposal slashes funding for the Bureau of Land Management’s Wild Horse and Burro Program by...
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