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MF @twicethemf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've never seen those last 4 words in succession before and I hope to never again
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Sara, no H @syntherella.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Lmaoooo good job UConn #cbb
Roasting duke for last year's loss in the schedule
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Snow Burrow @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This death is *also* a huge deal. Not only was he one of Trump’s key allies and negotiators in the Middle East during this Iran War, he’s also one of the biggest sources of the billions in wealth that Trump/Kushner have accumulated through crypto laundering and “investments” since 2024.
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Jes Steele ✌️ @piratito.com · 12/07/2026
Understandably buried with all the other news that is happening, but it turns out that the Sheikh of Qatar - who you may remember for recently gifting Trump a $400m 747 - also died today.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
the NCAA uploaded raw footage of the UConn buzzer-beater from every camera CBS had in the building to youtube (will drop in the replies) and the best part has to be this hard pan to Dan Hurley's mom yelling HOLY FUCKING SHIT followed by a synchronized simultaneous HOLY SHIT by both Hurley parents
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MF @twicethemf.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I'd still sign over all my possessions to Mya
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Dr. Frisky Whisky McThicky, Ball Knower @professorpash.blacksky.app · 10/03/2026
Mya, tell them I can’t hear a word you saying, boop. And the video should not be 30 minutes long. Mya tells the True Story behind her hit song "Take Me There."
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MF @twicethemf.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Giancarlo really has been that dude for 35 years, goodness
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MF @twicethemf.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
man's attempt to make Phoenix habitable was folly
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 10/03/2026
Some emotional support coochie would heal me.
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MF @twicethemf.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I feel bad about how funny I think this is
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MF @twicethemf.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY MADE MARKWAYNE MULLIN DHS SECRETARY
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Équipe Radar Love @midnightdorifto.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
OH MY GOD THIS IS REAL www.trabi-world.com
TRABIWORLD THE ACTUAL HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH
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ᴢᴇɴ sɪᴍᴍᴏɴs @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 05/03/2026
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Truly a mystery
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maya ventura @mayawalkwith.me · 13/02/2026
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
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Nicole Auerbach @nauerbach.com · 17/01/2026
Curt Cignetti got asked if he would ever take an NFL job: "I'm not an NFL guy. ... I've always been more of a college football guy."
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).
One of those captcha things. This one says ‘select all images with bicycles. Click verify once there are none left’. There are 9 squares  - 4 contain photos of bicycle seats, with the remaining 5 showing the beautiful head and face of a grey greyhound with a white stripe going from the top of their head to the tip of their nose.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Clay Helton in his first four full seasons at USC: 34-18 Lincoln Riley in his first four: 35-18 Technically progress!
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MF @twicethemf.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
now this is my type of carryin on
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princehak33m.bsky.social @princehak33m.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
This body type has inspired a lot of surgeries
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✨🥀Persephone🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 02/12/2025
We used to be a proper country
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 01/08/2025
Malört.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
The Community Note.
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 01/08/2025
This standard is only ever applied to trans kids. I do not see it applied to other kids who hit puberty faster than other kids. I did not see it applied to Derrick Henry, who was built like a car when he was running over future accountants and gas station attendants on Florida high school fields
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I. AM. *c r y i n g* 😆 “Stripping but for nerds” omfg 🤣
A series of text messages:

Q: what's that thing that's like stripping but for nerds
it's like feminist stripping
like steampunk stripping...im blanking on the word
they wear corsets and tophats and shit

A: Burlesque
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MF @twicethemf.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
A pitcher tried to pick me off at 2nd several times in a row. After about the 6th time the 2nd baseman faked the throw back to the pitcher and tagged me out when I stepped off the bag. I've thought about that for 30 years
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MF @twicethemf.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Winter Soldier, Civil War, Black Panther
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 24/05/2025
This is who you're arguing with online...statistically
Image says

Reading levels in the United States
• Low literacy: More than 130 million adults in the U.S. have low literacy skills. This means they have difficulty reading a simple story to their children.
• Below 6th grade: Over half of American adults (54%) read below a 6th-grade level.
• Below 3rd grade: Almost 1 in 5 adults reads below a 3rd-grade level.
• Functional illiteracy: 45 million Americans are functionally illiterate and read below a 5th grade level.
• Literacy skills: 79% of U.S. adults have
English literacy skills sufficient to compare and contrast information, paraphrase, or make low-level inferences.
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pbsimpulse9.bsky.social @pbsimpulse9.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
You dating Musiq Soulchild?
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MF @twicethemf.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
same with Oklahoma
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
New Mexico's cannabis industry would like to thank Texas for the support
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MF @twicethemf.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
enabling this is the kinda love I wanna show to somebody's daughter
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themaninblackfled.bsky.social @themaninblackfled.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Trained me and mine to be ghosts and to operate anywhere on earth - and space - then fucking ghosted US. “There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.” Ernest Hemingway
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Olivia Gaines, Author @ogaines.com · 28/02/2025
#nerdhumor
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MF @twicethemf.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
this is too dope
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Elon’s busy schedule today is claiming astronauts were left in the ISS for political reasons, getting corrected by an ISS astronaut, throwing a fit where he calls the astronaut a slur, then complaining that we should deorbit the ISS
Screenshot from a tweet. In the first tweet, a transcript of the Hannity Musk interview is played. Hannity says “you’re going to help rescue two astronauts” and Musk says “they were left up there for political reasons”

Astronaut Andreas Mogensen says “What a lie. And from someone who complains about lack of honesty from the mainstream media.”Elon replies “You are fully retarded. 

SpaceX could have brought them back several months ago. 

I OFFERED THIS DIRECTLY to the Biden administration and they refused. 

Return WAS pushed back for political reasons. 

Idiot.”

Andreas Mogensen replies “Elon, I have long admired you and what you have accomplished, especially at SpaceX and Tesla. 

You know as well as I do, that Butch and Suni are returning with Crew-9, as has been the plan since last September. Even now, you are not sending up a rescue ship to bring them home. They are returning on the Dragon capsule that has been on ISS since last September.”A tweet from Elon Musk. It reads “It is time to begin preparations for deorbiting the @Space_Station. 

It has served its purpose. There is very little incremental utility. 

Let’s go to Mars.”
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MF @twicethemf.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Alan Ritchson and Matt Gaetz going to school together was not on my bingo card
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MF @twicethemf.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
that picture may literally be one of my favorite things to exist
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Lyrical Dushes @sdotcarter.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
😭😭😭😭
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MF @twicethemf.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I need someone to put this reply to the "Meet the Grahams" beat
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MF @twicethemf.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
this is probably right and YUCK I hate HOAs so much
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Darth Deadass @sylphanne.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
The HOAs won’t let the kids jam out in their garages anymore :(
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MF @twicethemf.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
😭😭😭😭😭😭
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MF @twicethemf.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
CRACK???????? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD TWO THOUSAND TWENTY FIVE?????????? Absolutely diabolical.
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MF @twicethemf.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
the recipe was not lost here
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MF @twicethemf.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
In THIS home we still give KT Tunstall her respect
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princehak33m.bsky.social @princehak33m.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Less alcohol is great, but I think the vices of choice have also shifted from alcohol to pills, weed and even harder stuff.
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