Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If i listen to a romantic song in my current state, pretty sure I'll turn into mist and dissolve into the air 010
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Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Marquis de Sade researching The 120 Days of Sodom : 010
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Samuel Johnson writing the first Dictionary of the English language (1755) : 000
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I wish I studied law so I could adequately defend him 010
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Socially privileged individual: Can we have better roads? Things are so expensive, maybe we should pay less? Those countries are stealing our culture! Why are we not stopping them? Those from suppressed communities: When we enroll in your university to study, can you try *not* to kill us? 000
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Sometimes while reading the newspaper : What the fuck is he talking about 000
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You may try meditation instead. Your butt remains earthbound but your brain develops mania that is difficult to handle 010
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Shitposting reached new heights w this underrated gem right here 010
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The question : Is it good to have a musician as your neighbor depends on two factors -- 1. Can he actually sing? 2. Is he an idiot? 000
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Interesting that the fat corgi managed to come second. Fitness is really more than your body weight 110
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Having a digital footprint is great bec you're able to check what version of psychosis you were struggling with this time last year 000
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Do I have a good memory? I think so. Anyway, what was I talking about? 000
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me: I got you bec people said cats are independent. My cat: I'm not like other cats 010
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It was not Sancho Panza. It was Sancho Panza's donkey 000
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comTummy Full Baby CartoonAlt: Tummy Full Baby Cartoon 010
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Gonna name my first-born Fatboy Slim. At least there will be no chance of being bothered by body dysphoria 000
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Every dog owner be like: I think my dog is the stupidest creature of nature. While every person owning a cat be like: I'm sure my cat will be the perfect new James Bond 010
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Napoleon reminiscing amid the Battle of Waterloo (1815) 000
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Welcome to Funny Farts Club! To apply, email an audio clip of the wettest, weirdest squeal that ever escaped the crevices of your nether orifice! 000
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comGiddy Little GirlAlt: Giddy Little Girl 010
