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Jake

@twentysides.bsky.social
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Board gamer, father, leftist, indoorsman. He/him/any.

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Matt @differentmatt.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
She walked into my office, the body of a goddess and the temper of a longshoreman. I knew dames like this, all too well. A smart man would've jumped out the window. But I never did too good in school. I guess that's why I became a private eye. She cut right to the chase. "Boss wants a Qwak! movie."
Art depicting the 1974 console and later Atari duck hunting game Qwak!,
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Sinners is incredible. I've been thinking about it almost non-stop since seeing it yesterday. It's one of the best movies I've seen in years, possibly THE best.
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
RIP Polygon. Delenda est Valnet.
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Wow, this is the most surprised I've ever been.
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Such an underrated game. I hate the chop suey title font but everything else is so perfect.
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Based on the picture they used AI to make the same shitty guy 4 times so that's something at least.
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🥧 suzanne 🥧 @425suzanne.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Sounds like a new wave of folks are giving Bsky a try. Welcome! For #BoardGame fans I have two "Starter Packs" to help you find accounts... you can do a fast "follow all" or just scroll the pack and select accounts. Official Board Game Publisher Accounts: go.bsky.app/DSNtxDE
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
It's like the lost art of cleaning a ball mouse.
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 19/01/2025
Marvel Snap's devs are based in California, and I can't begin to imagine what it's like to be developing a game that's banned in your own country because Democrats are incompetent.
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Is there an age limit to having a huge audience on that app? I can't check his follower count right now for obvious reasons but it's substantial.
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Now that TikTok is gone I'll finally have time to try that Marvel Snap game I keep hearing about. *three minutes later* 😑
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Anodyne Handle @tommyg.bsky.social · 27/07/2024
Every day, a new piece of Vanciana emerges that suggests that 'couchfucker' is too gentle an epithet.
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
For sure! It certainly hasn't stopped Queen from working more with a white guy who uses a Chinese pseudonym than with any Asians, from Asia or an Asian diaspora.
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
It's somehow a little extra disappointing considering Queen was founded and is run by an Asian guy, which to my knowledge is not common among decades-old board game companies outside Asia.
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 08/05/2024
It's actually hard to make a joke about RFK Jr having a brain worm that's as funny as the simple fact that he literally had a brain worm.
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 08/05/2024
If a headline ends in a question mark, the answer is no.
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 08/05/2024
Washington mentioned 🌲☕🍎🏔️
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 08/05/2024
I love to see this pop up under someone's username. The new contraption works well.
Bluesky content warning flags for Queerphobia, Racial Intolerance, Transphobia, Anti-Social/Trolling, and Muted by Xenophobia.
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 07/05/2024
This person thrives on this. Better to block and ignore.
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
Depends, is it a slow pulsing light or more of a rotating ring?
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
This took at least 3 readings for me.
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
Justice for 6gun.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 06/05/2024
feeling unsafe | patreon.com/lubchansky
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
Every time I give my infant a bath I comb her hair back and pretend she's a Sopranos character: Jimmy "The Baby" Fantino. "Hey Tony, pull up a booster seat. Gino, a round of milk for my pal Tony! Of course it's on me, I'm not being raised by wolves."
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
The virgin junta vs. the
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
⛹️‍♀️👶
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
Yeah if I stopped playing for a month I would have to start over. I'm about 30% into Remembrance and after every 2 or 3 chapters I'm like "What? WHAT?" This story has more twists and tangles than my box of Christmas lights.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
real doozy of a nytdiff just dropped
tweet from @nyt_diff: Pro-Palestinian student [begin red highlight and struck out text] activists, many of whom are Jewish, [end red highlight and struck out text] activists [highlighted in green] say their movement is anti-Zionist but not antisemitic. It is not a distinction that everyone buys.
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
How it feels being partway into 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim
Charlie on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia gesturing toward a conspiracy board of documents with string connecting different sections. He has a manic, intense look in his eyes and a cigarette in his hand.
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
Having DMs that you can turn off and is off by default seems like it would satisfy this need.
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
It's weird because I thought it was a popular item and it doesn't use any ingredients not found in other parts of the menu, and that's the 2 main reasons I've heard for fast food places pulling items.
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
The first thing I look for in my drinking water is a robust microbiome. I want to see things swimming around in there before I drink.
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
Is there a tool she can buy to turn her regular thoughts into coherent thoughts?
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
Killing the double decker was a crime against humanity. Easily the best menu item for a cuisine meant to be eaten in cars.
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 23/04/2024
Flawless smirk/quote combo.
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
Came here to say this.
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
Me: I'm going to save this for making wargame terrain! Me but rational: You haven't made wargame terrain in over a year. Me: But still!
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
My dog Teddie and his cousin wrestling in the snow.
Two mini Aussie dogs in close physical struggle, mouths open and eyes closed, in the snow
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
Stranger things have happened!
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
I have trouble not getting too freaked out from horror video games. Is the story worth the scare?
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
Part 2 of "who's that Pokemon?" revealing it to be Snorlax
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
Oh wait, going to have to change that to Made In Abyss. Amazing anime/manga with an inexplicable moment of on-screen child sexualization.
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
Tie between Rolling Thunder and the Harry Potter movies.
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
I thought I had him muted but it may have fallen off during the Contraption migration.
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
Thinking I don't need a cart is like thinking I don't need to bring an umbrella.
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
Am I going to be in good enough shape to carry a rifle at 70 though?
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Jake @twentysides.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
Confirmed not immune.
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