iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Tom @brutish.dev · 02/10/2026

describing it as a sixth of a dozen inches long

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Tom @brutish.dev · 01/10/2026

haha yeah thanks it is an outstanding balance

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Tom @brutish.dev · 15/09/2026

how can I be autistic if I’m so good at pretending I’m not

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Tom @brutish.dev · 14/09/2026

I don’t listen to podcasts I watch podcasts

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

FAFO stands for "forget-to-search-whether-someone-already-made-the-joke and find out." not many people know this

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Tom @brutish.dev · 09/09/2026

computer. show me apple selling me a computer

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Tom @brutish.dev · 02/09/2026

cold water goes hard

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Tom @brutish.dev · 01/09/2026

being aggressive in the mcdonald’s drive thru line is a sign of disrespect in my culture

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Tom @brutish.dev · 27/08/2026

Every chart looks like this, with America weathering every storm better than peers and accelerating out of ruts better than peers. How? And can they keep it up?

Tweet: Until 2015, Canada and the U.S. were on the same growth track. Then Canada suddenly fell behind.
What the fuck happened to Canada in 2015???

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GDP per capita for US and Canada. In 2015 Canada deviates and slows massively, achieving only about 7-8% over the next 10 years while the US grows by about 35%

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Tom @brutish.dev · 26/08/2026

I will NEVER preheat the air fryer

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Tom @brutish.dev · 25/08/2026

pronouncing seam like sean

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Tom @brutish.dev · 24/08/2026

this woman got me speaking french saying words like fiancée n shit

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Tom @brutish.dev · 17/08/2026

engaged to a beautiful woman btw

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Tom @brutish.dev · 17/08/2026

it’s crazy that amazon, the company behind AWS, owns goodreads, the least performant app ever made

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Tom @brutish.dev · 16/08/2026

theory: amazon artificially boosts ratings of content on prime video so we don’t find it weird that everything is 5⭐️ on amazon

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Tom @brutish.dev · 14/08/2026

getting electronic mail reminding me to charge my video doorbell

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Tom @brutish.dev · 13/08/2026

hurt my back. this is it. old age

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Tom @brutish.dev · 10/08/2026

starting the first point of my tirade with “and another thing” so they think I’ve held back on my best point

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Tom @brutish.dev · 05/08/2026

the first foreign word I learned was gracias. I came to the conclusion that all languages use the same words but for different things and for some reason the spanish settled on grassy ass for thank you

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Tom @brutish.dev · 28/07/2026

there’s probably something in the bible about how this is a sin

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Tom @brutish.dev · 28/07/2026

very quiet on bsky without jerry

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Tom @brutish.dev · 25/07/2026

me if I were a victor: write it as it happened - full transparency. but you know the thing about..? yeah that’s not really important don’t you think? yeah no I agree I’m willing to let you take the lead on omitting that bit if you think that’s best

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Tom @brutish.dev · 25/07/2026

I do enjoy the long days but I miss the stars

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willy nilly @rdb.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

5 years ago if you'd told me an ai could provide a counterexample to the jacobian conjecture i'd have said huh whats that

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Tom @brutish.dev · 09/07/2026

Can’t log in to my phone provider because my dob is wrong I call and tell them They say they’ll send me a link where I can upload proof of my correct dob Follow link I need to log in. To log in I need to enter my dob I call and ask what dob is on my account “We can’t tell you that”

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Tom @brutish.dev · 09/07/2026

on hold and they haven’t even got hold music so I’m stuck with something far worse. my thoughts

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Tom @brutish.dev · 08/07/2026

finally bought a new phone to replace my 12pm and in my excitement picked the wrong colour

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Tom @brutish.dev · 06/07/2026

it’s coming home gn

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Tom @brutish.dev · 06/07/2026

nobody monitors the situation like anna when the situation is an england game

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Tom @brutish.dev · 05/07/2026

based on vibes it seems the americans in the stadiums support the favourites more often than not. But maybe there just are that many Brazilians there and there were that many Argentinians at the Cape Verde game

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Tom @brutish.dev · 04/07/2026

I hope I look as good as Shakira when I’m 49

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Tom @brutish.dev · 03/07/2026

adding bros to the end of things so they sound bad. not-having-sex-with-me-bros are mad about this

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Tom @brutish.dev · 01/07/2026

armed with nothing but electric clippers and a lack of male grooming knowledge I have once again transformed myself into an egg

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

not to brag but i scored 88% on a benchmark i made up while my friends scored far less, again, on this benchmark i made up

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Tom @brutish.dev · 29/06/2026

do archaeologists ever stop to ask why ancient people buried all their stuff

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Tom @brutish.dev · 28/06/2026

if a man wore a sports bra as boxers how would he wear it

Mirrored sketches of a featureless man (except his nether region) wearing a sports bra as boxers.

In one drawing he is wearing the boob part on the front. In the other he is wearing the back part on the front. In both his gentleman sausage is visible.

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Tom @brutish.dev · 28/06/2026

apparently the uncomfortable boxers I've had on all day is something called a "sports bra" and it is "obviously not [my] boxers" leading some to believe I might be "an idiot"

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Tom @brutish.dev · 26/06/2026

replying “banger” to posts that are not bangers as a form of intraposter competition

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Tom @brutish.dev · 23/06/2026

idea: sleep mask with a screen in it

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Tom @brutish.dev · 23/06/2026

calling for turndown service after getting in bed so they tuck me in

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Tom @brutish.dev · 18/06/2026

canada is my city

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Tom @brutish.dev · 18/06/2026

that’s crazy because the last time i saw the statue of david i was bricked up

A massive cylinder of bricks rounded at the top captioned “Statue of David was bricked up inside this cone to protect it from bombs during WW2.”

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Tom @brutish.dev · 18/06/2026

rooting for my other home team today (canada (have I done that bit here yet?))

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Tom @brutish.dev · 18/06/2026

footballers when another player takes the ball: ouchie noo ouchh my leg gahh!!! referree tell him off!! footballers when a grown man jumps on their back in celebration: haha yippee

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Tom @brutish.dev · 17/06/2026

it’s coming home

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Tom @brutish.dev · 17/06/2026

cam on inglund bang bang

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Tom @brutish.dev · 16/06/2026

sick of hot desking

A windows PC projected onto the side of a white building

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