mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 20/09/2026There’s usually at least one tv playing sports here on a given night. The rest shuffle through terrible vintage gay porn dvds, disc after disc, all day long. Tonight it’s just all porn and honestly I’m really missing that third place to rest my eyes. 170
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The drag queens to my left are holding a full-volume FaceTime call with someone who is both screaming in Spanish and using a hair dryer. There are so many levels to this loud. 030
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Ordinarily I love my body odor. Musk, funk, whatever you want to call it, I’ve got the goods both upstairs and downstairs. But after days of sweating out a flu, this morning there is a note to my pits that I can only describe as …creamy. I smell like a dude bisque. 🤢 090
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by Carlos Alcaraz’s new hair… 🖐🏻 010
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The eargasm I enjoy from the sounds of forty sparrows pecking their tiny beaks against concrete, unnnnnnhhh. #asmr 050
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Is Charmed my new favorite show? I am a sucker for anything magic paired with terrible camp. 090
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 09/08/2026WANTuse-it.shopThe C Programming Language - Men’s box hoodiePay tribute to one of the most influential programming languages with "The C Programming Language T.I" t-shirt design. Inspired by the classic book style, this minimalist and iconic artwork celebrates... 030
Reposted by markDigital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 08/08/2026When you find someone with your same energy 1245488
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 07/08/2026There’s a giant house finch that likes to hang out in the big tree near my new pad. Hadn’t seen one of those before this week. Color me happy! 090
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 31/07/2026So so many thanks for all the birthday love, you beauties. May your Fridays be merry! 190
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 26/07/2026It cracks me up that I know like eight of you by your dick alone 1190
Reposted by markbitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 25/07/2026ass hair is my favorite hair. 2412
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 19/07/2026And I love that the announcer didn’t recognize Matt Damon. 070
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The Will Ferrell/Pharrell Williams camera transition there was pretty great. 010
Reposted by markTopher Kai @topher.gay · 13/07/2026The way Mitch McConnells semi-decomposing (possibly still alive) corpse is being used as a political chess piece would be one of the most disrespectful and dehumanising things I’d ever seen if it wasn’t kinder than he could ever deserve 2843
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 11/07/2026There’s a dude at this bar giving bulge for days and I wanna just go over and pet it 1140
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I will meet you at your punctuation level, even if it kills me 060
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Sorry for all the hearts I’m drunk and y’all are just too cute sometimes 090
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 06/07/2026This Kennedy Davenport lip synch to Elaine Stritch isn’t quite Jinxx-level but oh it is magic. 030
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Have a nice day and go fuck yourself both fit into four syllables. They are interchangeable phrases for most legal and rapping purposes. 030
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 03/07/2026DID YOU KNOW: Peggy is a sweet little derivative of Margaret, meaning pearl. I thought it was short for Pegglificent. 130
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I will never not feel butch af after getting the air conditioner in the window. Every apartment, every unit, ever a sweaty and nerve-wracked adventure. 030
Reposted by markj a k e @jakeismaking.bsky.social · 21/06/2026there needs to be a dick pic taking class my god 1723810
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Fuck. He rubbed my belly and I slapped his ass. Happy Pride to me 0160
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Ok chat THE hottest bartender in town is hitting on me and I have no idea what to do with this information. I just rubbed his belly. He wants to rub mine. Oh my fucking God what do I do here? 1190
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 14/06/2026So one not fun thing about looking much younger than my age is that twinks and other stunted homos will feel way too comfy with me in talking shit about the (other) older gays in the room. Dear reader, know that that I keep the edges of my AARP card razor sharp for moments just such as these. 0100
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Bartender tried to warn me earlier that my ex was on premises. I like community. 080
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 12/06/2026On the one hand, I am dreading the influx of World Cup crazy this upcoming weekend. But then I remember that my city will be full of men from Scotland and Haiti and this makes me incredibly horny. 1100
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I clocked these while at the market for some coffee and such as. To a nearby clerk who looked to be older than myself I asked “is nothing sacred?” He laughed (his childhood is now ruined too) but took a second before replying. “In this case, wouldn’t it be is nothing profane?” Thank you grocery guy. 060
Reposted by markferal streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 31/05/2026my kink is showing up for the people i care about 1014218
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I’m choosing to view the alcohol-soaked and slightly messy events of recent weeks as cardio for the upcoming demands of Pride month. 070
